Hey Fellers. sorry I'm late. I've been busy with beard maintenance and such for the last decade or so. Balance Lost: Cool Lyrics, Nice Production, Boring. Could Benefit from whistling and more percussion... Vibraslap and a kazoo solo perhaps? 3/5 Berkley: Very nice rocking tune. Vocals are boring. C...

has anything come of this? what do you think... i've been trying very hard to figure out dirty blue gene.... but i'm a novice at best when it comes to slide guitar and 'awkward' tunings. and now Zoogz Rift died. so i'm just going to finally cover all of his secret marines installments for my own per...

I can see you wanting to do her eyes are a blue million miles! i like cardboard cutout sundown, but seriously doubt i could get that to work.

anybody want to give that a shot?

I was just thinking, I've made some pretty funny songs... so I had to go back and listen to all of them. They are not. I'm sorry everyone, at the time I laughed a lot.... a whole lot...

I like this.

alright. something very strange happened with this. sorry I didn't have a chance to do reviews, I actually worked this week! but, 2nd place? 22 votes? something is fishy. I don't think i even voted, and that's about as many as I usually get. This was one of the worst songs I've ever made and I came ...

Welcome home Frank Frank, Where have you been, what have you seen? Did the Pools all have chlorine? What was the price of gas? Frank, Welcome home, where's my cat? Can you come inside to chat? nothing comes to mind. (alright now) Frank, How was the heat, you dead beat? did you stop and get some meat...

You should probably just enter them. I wasn't going to enter mine, but I haven't done this in a while.... and the final mix actually made me vomit. (mickey's helped too). If that ain't great song writing, I don't know what is. You're all welcome in advance.

I'm working on an homage to one of my favorite ween songs, frank. It's not turning out well, and the malt liquor isn't helping. don't know if I'll actually submit or not.

ok... I've been wanting to do a fight for a while, and when my buddy came over with the "cigar box 4-string guitar" he just made and I saw this was the title, it seemed like a sign.... but it was only a sign to drink whiskey to the point one may (and should) have a 2 day hangover. so I'm b...

alright... tried a motorhead type song for this. doesn't seem to be working... few hours left but I doubt it will work. I just keep rhyming juvie with boobie and movie. I hate my life, but lemmy's pretty cool still.

uhhh... writer's block I guess. and by writer's block, I mean my girlfriend cut off my balls.

For the past few years I've seen the name shellac associated with other music that I like. Don't know much about them, but I just downloaded a few albums and THEY'RE GREAT! I'm having a hard time finding anything new (or old) that I like. Ever Since the melvins have teamed up with the band Big Busin...

Probably not so much. And it's a good thing too! I was playing around with stuff on the ol' computer and figured I'd go ahead and make a RattPoizon Discography torrent! Including every songfight song, as well as old 4-track stuff from 2000! So if you need to feel better about your song writing abili...

oops. it's monday already?

whoa! those were both cool as fuck! the elegy one... just because it was cool... and the eulogy one just because all the names were micheal, and it got confusing. thanks for that buddy! I might muster up some rattshitz for this.. it's been a while you know.

a band called crazy backwards alphabet did the absolute best cover of la grange. almost better than zz and the tops did! (fyi) also, I might be in on this fight, but I'm kinda balls deep remaking that totally awesome "I kissed a girl" song right now... so we'll see how that pans out. it fe...

as long as he's switching it up a bit and adding lots of drug references, I think that'll be fine. I mean, if in the future "drink till she's cute," or "Ryan Hertlein (is gay)," comes up as song fight titles, I'm certainly just going to "re-master" the songs I already h...

Wow! thanks! maybe I should start submitting again....

I think everybody else hated that song. I thought it fit the title. good ol' sitar guitar. I miss playing it.

exactly! come on guys... I know some of you have to live on the way from pa to fl.... and some of those people hate their lives because of the restaurant business such as I... so what do you say? hook a brother up with some oil... because I'm sure as shit not going to pay 5 bucks a gallon for diesel...

ok... by my calculations I have acquired enough fryer oil to run my truck on until south carolina. Is there any one planning on bringing a few hundred gallons of spent fryer oil with them that I could have?