TV’s Kyle - I have to admit I find this song grating on me. It’s not something I would listen to while rowing a boat on a placid pond and trying to get away from it all. Good lord, is THAT what I was supposed to be striving for? Because if that's the case, I TRULY didn't understand the assignment!

One Thousand Cuts TV's Kyle Hey, there are 1000 cuts But I only asked for three. That’s a difference of 997 cuts. And I want those for free. I don’t want to be a jerk about this But I gave you directions I shouldn’t have to shell out more Because of your imperfections. 1000 cuts I didn’t ask for thi...

Oh hey, my account still works! Neat! I haven't done a songfight since 2012, but I happened to stop by and the title spoke to me.

Strictly Speaking- TV's Tile Strictly speaking I'm not on fire Strictly speaking shoes are not tires You are in Illinois and I'm not but not by choice and I wanna visit you but 40 cents won't make it happen I just got fired from Starbucks Seems I've got all the hard luck And I'm the whitest so I won...

Hey, Erin & Tash! While you're hanging around, how 'bout writing some reviews?

*crickets*

I'm a bit wary of posting reviews this early on since I'm not a regular here these days... but somebody's got to do it. Torrentz: Production's real nice, but I wish the vocals was just a liiiiittle more present. First voice is weird and I like it. This is high quality stuff, but it'd work so much be...

Welcome Home, Frank By TV's Kyle Well, some stuff's gone down since you have been gone Like that gaping hole that's in our front lawn. Welcome home, Frank. Welcome home. No I can't explain all the clowns in the back If he was still alive, I'd tell Robert Stack. Welcome home, Frank. Welcome home. To ...

Oh Earnings, Paycheck, Monetary Compensation, and Hard-Earned Cash. Taken from us before your time...

Well damn. I wrote this song with the idea that Frank should be a turtle (but also worded strategically so as to imply a man named Frank.... until the last couple of lines where he gets run over). 4 completely different versions of the song later, I'm giving up. I liked each version when I wrote it...

I gave this fight my initial skim-through, and so far, Spy vs Pie has my vote. I think they've really got something special with that one. Full reviews later.

Mr Sandwich by TV's Kyle Hello I am a sandwich and I want you to eat me. And chew me discreetly. And swallow completely. Hello I am a sandwich and I'm delicioso. I want you to know so. And bring your teeth close-o. My purpose is to be eaten by you. I want to nourish your body. Please do. I'm made of...

As soon as I rerecord these vocals, I'm in for Mr Sandwich.

Kyle : I'm not finding anything remotely original in the lyrics, but due props for sticking with the program even though, admit it, you must have thought 'geez this is kinda lame' after committing to it. I've been there. I know. If not, oops sorry. Actually, I committed to "this will be funny&...

Here you have the first two two fantasy and last to two reality. Mixing the two worlds for me, takes the punch out of the song. I like the maxed out card and the totaled car Jumping back and forth between regular and high test confuses the engine. I might buy it if you started with reality and slow...

max the cat wrote:TV's Kyle: I wonder if the lyric stayed in reality if it couldn’t have been more effective. Some times the rhymes try a little too hard. But that said I like this it’s fun And well put together… “Just to tune the difficulty.” ???

If my lyric stayed in reality, I'd be bored out of my skull.

Emperor Pilaf wrote:you will all feel my defeat.

There's no way I'm gonna feel the defeat of the little blue guy from Dragon Ball.

Just To Be Difficult- TV's Kyle She stepped on my toes just to be difficult. She threw out my clothes just to be difficult.. She used all my chalk just to be difficult.. Sometimes she won't talk just to be difficult. Not easy. She sleazy. She tease me. Difficult. Not cinchy. She pinch me. She lynch ...

TV's Kyle: Straight off the bat, this needs some serious mixing. All the instruments feel like they're sitting on top of each other, the piano needs some eq, lose some of the low-end to bring it out I guess. And use some panning. The opening refrain doesn't grab me much but after that it picks up, ...

Wrote it this weekend. Let's see if I can record it in time...

[quote="fürrypedro"]Sorry, I was gonna do a complete batch but I went to Morocco instead, yay! If anyone wants a comment that isn't done below then lemme know, k?

Yeah, I'd like one.

I don't know if these are really helpful at all, but some of you folks ought to enjoy them. Feedback is appreciated. Rest assured, other than the crit about the piano sound and the screaming guys in the background, that wasn't really helpful at all. All you could tell me is that you didn't like it ...