[EDIT TO BE MORE CLEAR:] There are certain things we Songfighters say all the time. Recurring ideas that people come up with and think they're being either unique or which they think excuses some behavior-- or recurring ways that Songfighters express themselves in trying to explain their perspective. So in the spirit of the meme called "Sh*t _________s say", post things you'd be likely to hear a songfighter say, or post, on any given day.
Here's one to get us started: "I think it's pretty good for only taking twenty minutes to make."
JB
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blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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"Hi guys, I know i haven't fight in a while, but i need you guys to go to this website, and like my song.. please!"
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"Have you ever thought of posting multiple titles?"
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"Please be awesome"
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"Any more chromaticism and you'll have to change your last name to Wagner!" - Frankie Big Face
"Any more chromaticism and you'll have to change your last name to Wagner!" - Frankie Big Face
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"You guys could make money off of this!"
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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"Let's start a wiki."
If I had a dollar for every one of my songs j$ has called a 90s pastiche, I'd have $1 for every song I've written.
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Re: Shit Song Fighters Say
"This sounds like _________ had a baby with ________." "this is good, just not my style."
My favorite that I have gotten a few times "your strumming is good"
My favorite that I have gotten a few times "your strumming is good"
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I got nothing.
Last edited by king_arthur on Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:58 am, edited 1 time in total.
"...one does not write in dactylic hexameter purely by accident..." - poetic designs
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"more than one penis is penises" ~caravanray
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I see that the concept of this meme and this thread is not clear to you. Post things that are typical, and funny, that are said all the time.
One particular quote by one particular person does not apply. I have updated the first post in the thread to be more clear. Go read it again.
JB
One particular quote by one particular person does not apply. I have updated the first post in the thread to be more clear. Go read it again.
JB
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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"Go read it again."
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"Any more chromaticism and you'll have to change your last name to Wagner!" - Frankie Big Face
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"This is SONG fight, not PRODUCTION fight!"
"This is Song FIGHT, not Song LOVE!"
"This is Song FIGHT, not Song LOVE!"
"Warren Zevon would be proud." -Reve Mosquito
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"Genre bias"
"This song needs a hook."
"Nasally vocals" (okay, maybe that's just me.)
"Where's the next title?"
"I'd like to hear this with more _____."
"This song needs a hook."
"Nasally vocals" (okay, maybe that's just me.)
"Where's the next title?"
"I'd like to hear this with more _____."
"You sound like the ghost of David Bowie." - SchlimminyCricket | it was a pleasure to burn | my website | Juliet's Happy Dagger
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"My entry is an INSTRUMENTAL, ok?"
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"Any more chromaticism and you'll have to change your last name to Wagner!" - Frankie Big Face
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Re: Shit Song Fighters Say
I'm the reason we can't have nice things.jb wrote:I see that the concept of this meme and this thread is not clear to you. Post things that are typical, and funny, that are said all the time.
One particular quote by one particular person does not apply. I have updated the first post in the thread to be more clear. Go read it again.
JB
Oh, I know a good one!
"Welcome to Song Fight! Please don't suck"
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"This would have been better, but I came down with _____ and ran out of time."
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"I have updated the first post in the thread to be more clear. Go read it again."
If I had a dollar for every one of my songs j$ has called a 90s pastiche, I'd have $1 for every song I've written.
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LOL this one cracks me up.. hope someday theirs an awesome you tube video of all of these.AJOwens wrote:"I'll write some reviews later."
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wish i had a "like" mod installed so I could upvote this one.AJOwens wrote:"I'll write some reviews later."
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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"The only reason they won, was because of friend flooding."
"are you trying to sound like MC Frontalot?"
"are you trying to sound like MC Frontalot?"
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"I don't like the fake British accent"