So I am not the biggest Smiths fan in the world but the songs I do like I love.
WAIL.
Albatross – have you created a new genre here – nice-lounge-jazz-skank-rock? Good work if you have, man. Actually the frail confidence of the (good) vocal adds to the mood of the piece considerably. I could imagine this being played by a lounge band in a hotel bar-room in the background of a scene in some Adam Sandler movie. Given the bass given is slippery and snake-ish it could maybe come up higher in the mix, giving the overall feel a damper, wetter sound. Other than that I am totally enjoying it.
Cock – This makes me think of Berlin, both the city and the 80s band. You have a good, pleasing voice, weirdly not that disimiliar in tone from Albatross’. It builds very nicely towards a very affecting mood overall. Possibly a little spare for my tastes but I can see the merits of keeping it stripped back. Also too long for me, but not unbearably so. I end the song feeling weirdly moved.
Cynthia et al – This is great. Cynthia suits the piece perfectly. I like the ironic but not sarcastic reduction of Johnny Marr’s role to malfunctioning smoke alarm

I am not hearing the original coming out of it but I am not that familiar with it so perhaps I should go listen again to really appreciate what you have done with/to it. I like the big epic ‘sonic cathedral ©NME 1988) guitar tone in the verses, not so keen on the more distorted one in the chorus (I know they’re probably keyboards but hey) It’s interesting that the quality of the drum programming only shines through at the points nothing else is playing – they sound really quite funky and complicated, yet under the body of the song it sounds like a ZX-81 drum machine! Not sure what I can suggest to help that out – it’s probably an EQ issue. This is probably 30 seconds too long but a good, enjoyable solid cover.
Hoblit – Who let Jimmy Eat World into the room? Heh. Love that heavy guitar on the chorus and the bonkers bassline. Being a little too young to remember the Smiths properly first time round, this was always one of my favourites of theirs and while personally I prefer the approach of the original but this is great, and iyou practically claim it as your own, so kudos. Oh and great singing, man.
Hell Yeahs – it is shameful to admit I don’t know this one. But that just means it sounds like another classic Hell Yeahs song to me. Vocal is great and some awesome wall of guitarin’ going on – though no trademark scolding hot solo, Phil? Boo to you

What else to say? Maybe a little long (?) but still makes me want to stomp around the room like Godzilla on Tokyo for three minutes. Hoorah!
J$ - that’ll be me, then! This was originally meant to be just uke & vocal – George Formby does Morrissey. But I am not a good enough uke player and my northern accent sucks shit, so I thought I’d dub it up a bit. Then it felt a bit flat in mood so I sped it up a bit. Nowhere as good as the original (little is) but despite being a weird mesh of ideas, I like how it came out enough.
Jack – I like this a lot – there is a feeling of mad old bloke with no shoes on the beach with his Yahama begging for change. This is oddly meant as a compliment! The vocal is pretty strong for what I think you said was a rush-job. Shame you didn’t crack out your guitar towards the end of the song, but other than that solid shite-y goodness!
Jim Tyrrell – this keeps veering towards country MOR then threatening to turn into a Pink Floyd epic – what is that backwards sound that pops up every now and again? – but held down by a voice that sounds gruff and whiskey-soaked and terribly sad which suits the song perfectly. Kind of ends abruptly, in terms of it reaching a mood climax then stopping immediately – but nothing wrong with that.
Melvin – personally I am not sure about the wisdom of covering a song as London-centric and not updating the verses – some would consider doing that sacrilege but I am wondering whether you have ever been to Carlisle? It’s a skanky town for sure, but not in terms of music

yeah, I like the swirly epicness of the instrumental section and when you hit the refrain (though it could have gone on muuuuccchh longer) with the high harmonies I am happy. It’s just, like with Hoblit, you chose a song I am very fond of, and thus it would take a helluva lot to win me over from the original.
Paco Del Stinko – that’s awesome, just awesome. Guitar tone is awesome. The vocal is smart as (I am excluding the strangled high note from my review for kindness’ sake

) Drives along at a helluva pace. Ends at the right time. Really very cool. Groin-tingling, one might say (if one were me).
PVA – Nice guitaring again – CR’s vocals are spot on in tone, almost possibly too uncannily accurate in mood and tone and approach, like the world’s best karaoke performance. The production overall though good suffers from coming right after the burning nun that was the PdS song. It seems a little glabrous. Heh. Yet it seems the perfect song to end the fight – another well envoked mood.
Good collection of songs.
Paco Del Stinko for me, just, from the mighty Hell Yeahs. i will wait until just before the deadline to vote though, because it might all change.