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[Rone Rivendale]

Unlike Christmas where it was instead, "Well hey, the Pagans have a big celebration this time of year, so should we move our big celebratory event here and pretend it always happened this time of year? I guess we could also borrow a few things from Saturnalia while we're at it."

You ass, Christmas is the birthday of Jesus.

[fluffy]

<a href="http://users.aristotle.net/~bhuie/birthday.htm">Totally</a>, <a href="http://www.abetterhope.com/hope/birthday.html">everybody</a> <a href="http://www.zenzibar.com/articles/christmas.asp">knows</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas">that</a>.

[Reist]

<a href="http://users.aristotle.net/~bhuie/birthday.htm">Totally</a>, <a href="http://www.abetterhope.com/hope/birthday.html">everybody</a> <a href="http://www.zenzibar.com/articles/christmas.asp">knows</a> <a href="http://en.[CENSORED].org/wiki/Christmas">that</a>.

Ha.

That 'A Better Hope' site was fun to read, though a bit over-the-top in its attack of Santa.

I think it's dumb how people get so caught up in the history of Christmas - Christmastime in general is a wonderful time of year, and even though the history is a bit sketchy and it's not actually on Jesus' birthday, it's fair that people should have a day to celebrate the one they worship. Kids get days out of school for it anyways, and that's always a good thing.

[fluffy]

12 favorite responses to criticism

12. "You're just jealous"
11. "Those who can't create, critique"
10. "My fans disagree with you"
9. "My mom disagrees with you"
8. "You're just a troll"
7. "I bet you came from [website]"
6. "I bet you like [something crappy]"
5. "You want to see bad? Look at this!"
4. "I bet you're also a nazi/racist/homophobe/bigot"
3. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"
2. "Well I'd like to see you do better"
1. "Hm, those are some excellent points. I'll keep that in mind and try to improve."

[Märk]

12 favorite responses to criticism

12. "You're just jealous"
11. "Those who can't create, critique"
10. "My fans disagree with you"
9. "My mom disagrees with you"
8. "You're just a troll"
7. "I bet you came from [website]"
6. "I bet you like [something crappy]"
5. "You want to see bad? Look at this!"
4. "I bet you're also a nazi/racist/homophobe/bigot"
3. "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"
2. "Well I'd like to see you do better"
1. "Hm, those are some excellent points. I'll keep that in mind and try to improve."

You ass, Christmas is the birthday of Jeebus.

[Generic]

Ah, I wouldn't be the only one. Thanks to <a href="http://en.[CENSORED].org/wiki/Hanukkah">our favorite name-redacted website</a>:

Because Judaism as a religion shies away from glorifying military victories, because the Hasmoneans later became corrupt, and because civil war between Jews is viewed as deplorable, Hanukkah does not formally commemorate these historical events. Instead, it focuses on the Miracle of the Oil and the positive spiritual aspects of the Temple's rededication; The oil becomes a metaphor for the miraculous survival of the Jewish people through millennia of trials and tribulations.

[CITATION NEEDED]

[erik]

12 Favorite Names for Angelina Jolie's Future Children

12. Zaireeka
11. Oceania
10. Cymbalta
9. Belle-Bivdeveaux
8. Sussudio
7. Melanoma
6. Alaikum
5. Velouria
4. Diskothi-Q
3. Dobolina
2. Slitherin
1. Sobeieski

[Reist]

8. Sussudio

[fluffy]

I like "Cymbalta" myself. Would it be more ironic if that child were extremely chipper or always deep in a crushing malaise?

[Niveous]

Sobieski!

Wow, that's a name I haven't heard of in ages. What happened to li'l Helen Hunt?

[Rone Rivendale]

So I'm not the only person who thinks she looks just like a young Helen Hunt? Awesome.

[Generic]

So I'm not the only person who thinks she looks just like a young Helen Hunt? Awesome.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathbowl_'98#Season_4_.28July_22.2C_2001-June_6.2C_2002.29">You were far from the only one.</a>

[erik]

12 Favorite Fake Groups of People that I Stick Into "Twelve Days of Christmas" when I Can't Remember the Real Ones After About Day 5

12. Kings a-courting
11. Queens a-dancing
10. Butchers butching
9. Kutchers kutching
8. Jesters jesting
7. Knights a-jousting
6. Drunks a-dialing
5. Cougars winking
4. Lovers fighting
3. Waiters waiting
2. Serfs a-surfing
1. Archers loafing

[erik]

Twelve Favorite Math Vocabulary Words that Kind of Sound like American Gladiator Names

12. Secant
11. Prime
10. Arc
9. Kilogram
8. Denominator
7. FOIL
6. Vector
5. Axiom
4. Decagon
3. Locus
2. Ellipse
1. Quartile

[erik]

12 Favorite Movie Mashups:

12. Raging Bull Durham
11. Benny and Juno
10. Star Wars: A New Hope Floats
9. Harold and Maude go to White Castle
8. The Good, the Bad, and the Coyote Ugly
7. War of the Spice Worlds
6. Snow White and the Se7en Dwarves
5. Twelve Angry Monkeys
4. Slingblade Runner
3. Behind the Green Mile
2. No Country for Grumpy Old Men
1. Terminator 2: Groundhog Day

[fluffy]

I would pay good money to see #6.

[Albatross]

12 Favorite Songfighter/Movie Mashups:

12. Freddy Got Starfingered
11. Billy's Little Road Trip
10. Blame It On Rio Mondo
9. Three Idiot Kings
8. EraserDeshead
7. Melvin and the Chipmunks
6. Joe Gert
5. Octothorpepussy
4. Eddiebangs and the Cruisers
3. Grosse Cashpoint Blank
2. Heuristics Monsters Inc.
1. Glenncase Glen Ross Durand

[erik]

12 Favorite Awful Rhymes for "Sleepwalking"

12. Schmeep Schmocking
11. Steep Knocking
10. Beep Locking
9. Keep Talking
8. Creep Stalking
7. Peep Stocking
6. Deep Cocking
5. Jeep Rocking
4. Sheepflocking
3. Cheap Bra King
2. Eep-Ock-ing
1. Streep-Hawking

[Billy's Little Trip]

*note to self. Find new rhyme to replace deep cocking*

[Märk]

12 favorite 8-Track albums I listened to when I was 5 or 6: (If you weren't around before about 1978, an 8-Track was sort of the precursor to the cassette, and you didn't have to rewind it!)

1+2. The Beatles, '62-'67/Let it Be
3. Paul McCartney and Wings, Red Rose Speedway
4+5. Moody Blues, Every Good Boy Deserves Favour/In Search of the Lost Chord
5. Mott The Hoople, The Hoople
6. John Lennon, Mind Games
7+8. Focus, Hocus Pocus/In and Out of Focus
9+10. Jethro Tull, War Child/Minstrel in the Gallery
11. Chicago, IV
12. Alice Cooper, School's Out

[Spud]

I see I am a little older than you. Top 12 8-tracks I listened to in high school:

1. Carol King: Tapestry
2. Elton John: Honky Chateau
3. Steely Dan: Can't Buy A Thrill
4. The Who: Who's Next
5. Joe Walsh: The Smoker You Drink, The Player I Get
6. Eagles: One Of These Nights
7. Dawn's New Ragtime Follies
8. Jim Croce: I Got A Name
9. Three Dog Night: Naturally
10. This Is The Moody Blues: 2 tape set
11. Bachman Turner Overdrive: too hard to pick one. I had several
12. The Sugar Bears

[EmbersOfAutumn]

My 12 Favorite numbers between 1 and 12.

12. 6
11. 9
10. 2
9. 11
8. 12
7. 4
6. 2
5. 1
4. 8
3. 10
2. 3
1. 7