Sidefight: Circle of Titles

[irwin]

NIckelback is my Favorite Band Ever by Suckweasel

She don't even see me
Man she don't even know I'm here
I gotta find some way to show her who I really am

Couldn't make it as a rocker
Couldn't make it as a goth kid (emo)
Never made it as a skater
Coudln't hang as a hipster (douchebag)

Somehow they always see through me
Somehow they always see through to who I really am
Somehow they always see through to who I really am

My shame is
This secret
I'll lock it away and I'll keep it
I'd get beat up
If they knew
And she would never like me
Her boyfriend's
A douchebag
He'd surely kick my ass if
If he only knew
Nickleback is my favorite band ever

I'm sitting in the lunch room
She's walking over this way
Can't belive what I'm seeing
Could she really be talking to me?

She says, "I've got a confession."
She says, "I'd like to show you who I really am
Yeah I'd like to show you, who I really am"

"I'll tell you
This secret
If you'll lock it away and you'll keep it
If I get beat up
Because of
This confession than oh well
My boyfriend's
A douchebag
He'd surely kick my ass if
If he only knew
Nickelback is my favorite band ever"

Now we're together
Nickelback is our favorite band ever
Now we are
Together
Nickelback is our favorite band ever

[Billy's Little Trip]

Look To The Skies
vocals and instrumentation by BLT
backup vocal samples stolen from Ace of Base

opening stoner dialog
blt: Ah, it's so nice just laying here looking up at the stars
paco: I know, huh, there's so many of them
blt: Yeah, I know man
paco: Hey, I think I see Uranus! Oh never mind, it's the little dipper
blt: There's so much out there in the universe we don't even know about
paco: I know, probably aliens and shit, huh.
blt: There are aliens, I know that for a fact. Pass that thing over here
paco: Here. How do you know for a fact?
blt: *cough*
paco: *laughs* It's good, huh?
blt: Did I ever tell you about the time I met an alien girl?
paco: No. You did not meet no alien girl. You're crazy
blt: I did, I swear
paco: You must have been fucked up or something
blt: Well, I was a little bit, but seriously. You probably won't believe me, but let me tell you about it.
paco: Hey, I like this beat
blt: shit's about to get real in this mofo, check it out!

verse-
It's Friday night, I'm feelin' right, I wanna take a ride
I'm goin' to my spot, where the girls are hot, and the heels are high
I take a look around, be still my heart, what do I see see?
The cutest bug eyed girl, she looks just like Christina Ricci
I said hey baby, why you all alone up in this corner?
You look so sweeto sippin' your mojito, maybe I can join ya?
She looked at me with those big eyes and said boy you're in luck
I said, oh ya, how's that? She said because she just wants to fuck

paco: seriously?
blt: Yep, seriously, and she fine looking too, but that's not the weird part at all, check this shit out

verse-
We're at her house, we're gettin' busy, I have her in a tizzy
She got me hard, I got her wet, her kisses make me dizzy
We're feelin' each other up and down, it's feelin' mighty fine
Her tongue was so far down my throat, I felt it lick my spine
She got my dick in her kung fu grip, this girl knows how to spin me
She looked at me with those big eyes and said please stick it in me
I pulled her panties down, I can't believe just what I saw
This chick had three vaginas, two small dicks and one big ball.

paco: what the fuck?
blt: yep, you have to be crazy to think we're the only life forms in the universe, or this planet.
There are all kinds of alien chicks out there just dying to fuck an earth guy so they can go back to their alien girlfriends and say they fucked a single dicker
paco: yo holmes, where do I find one of these alien girls?
blt: I'll tell you the same thing she told me when I asked for her number
blt: Look to the skies, just open up your eyes, look to the skies
paco: Look to the skies?
blt: yeah

chorus X2-
Look to the skies, look to the skies
Look to the skies
Look to the skies, look to the sky-eee-eye-eee-eyes
Yeah
Look to the skies, look to the skies
Look to the skies, just open up your eyes, look to the skies

[Apodan]

circle of titles.

[jast]

Days Away by Jan Krüger

When I can breathe again
Days away
It will be different then
Not today
And though there's no way I could stay
Why am I okay? I can't say

When we can make a stand
Days away
New thinking in demand
No delay
We'll slay sacred cows on display
A little bit freer each day

And I'll be building the roads in these lands
And I'll be holding the world in my hands
No one understands all my plans of today
For days away

They wonder what I see
Days away
I see humanity
Here to stay
I see all the games we can play
It's fair to say we'll be okay

And I'll be building the roads in these lands
And I'll be holding the world in my hands
No one understands all my plans of today
For days away

And I'll be pulling the strings, it will bring all the world so much joy
And those who still think they are kings I will simply destroy

And I'll be building walls 'round these lands
And I'll be holding lives in my hands
I'd better hide all my plans of today
For days away

When I can breathe again
Days away
Will be different then
Not today

[Caravan Ray]

THAT'S HOW I FEEL
Caravan Ray

I want your close proximity
Front and centre right here with me
A good short leash so you don’t stray
Bound and shackled baby every day

Oh yeah I know you wanted to be a star
Lookee baby well here you are
A stage right here for you to perform
And a one man audience that adores you

That’s how I feel baby about you
Give it time, you come to love me too

I clubbed you down and dragged your hair
I m a caveman baby welcome to my lair
Don’t think of it as captivity
Just a better chance to get to know me

You’ll see I’m a sweet sweet guy
But relationship issues have made me shy
You’re the temple before which I kneel
you’ll understand better when your wounds have healed

and realise just how I feel about you
Give it time, you come to love me too

I’ve been stalking you so long that I know it can’t be wrong,
Baby yeah your’re gonna love me too
Stop screaming in my ear baby nobody can hear
Baby yeah your’re gonna love me too
I got a suit of human skin that I look fantastic in
When you see it well you’re gonna love me too
Baby baby acquiesce, yeah you know it’s for the best
Baby yeah your’re gonna love me too

That’s how I feel about you
Forever, forever, I’m gonna keep you front and centre
That’s how I feel about you
Forever, forever, I’m gonna keep you front and centre

[Chris Cogott]

The Prisoner’s Dilemma
Chris Cogott

Sitting in a room with my head held in my hands
Wondering what you’re doing tonight
I think about you all the time,
Do you think about me too?
I got a pretty good feeling that you do

The good times we had have all turned to bad
Now the dance is over
Our luck ran out, no thanks to you
This wasn’t part of our master plan
And now we have to play the game
You should just be a good sport
And take all the blame

I’m sitting by myself in a world of misery
My minds made up you’re gonna stay here
Instead of me
And I hope you still love me enough
To set me free

Don’t get me wrong, I still like you
But I’ll like you more when I’m out there
I could do all the things we planned
Go to places we’ve never been
And I’ll write you and send you some postcards
To cell block number 3

I’m sitting by myself in a world of misery
My minds made up you’re gonna stay here
Instead of me
And I hope you still love me enough
To set me free

And I’ll write you and send you some postcards
To cell block number 3

[HeuristicsInc]

"We Degender Bawdily" by Heuristics Inc.

we degender
we degender bawdily

we love to spay and neuter
remove porn from computers
we won't dress kids in blue or pink
but it's not really what you think
we are not prudes
we don't get ashamed when we're lewd
we're not down with gender
we're the worst offenders
we want all that for ourselves

we degender
we degender bawdily