These Things Kick Ass

c hack · Post by **c hack** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 4:29 pm

This thread is for things that kick ass that aren't music. It's almost entirely worthless.

1. A milkshake made with Hagen-daz Creme Brulee flavor.

2. Stephen King's "The Stand." Not the series though -- it's way overacted and overdirected.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 4:43 pm

Skiing with U2's Joshua Tree in the headphones

the Jazz · Post by **the Jazz** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:28 pm

A big old slab of MEAT. At such fine dining establishments as Redbones, you have the added bonus of the best damn pecan pie in the state of Massachussets.

Lychee fruits. Especially those jellies that they can't import any more 'cause kids were choking on 'em. (Not the choking part though.)

Johnny Damon, aka Puce's avatar.

c hack wrote:2. Stephen King's "The Stand." Not the series though -- it's way overacted and overdirected.

Word, and word.

Kamakura · Post by **Kamakura** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:50 pm

The Talisman.
Pizza Express 4 Cheeses with mushrooms + Pepperoni, followed by coffee and cheescake. More coffee.
Repeat most days until book is finished.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:39 pm

Polish-style dill pickles, imported from Poland.

On a related note, grocery shopping in New York.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:29 pm

Also, <a href="http://koje.co.kr/">Koje</a> RED GINSENG PLUS Energy Drink. It tastes just like ginger bread. Alas, if only their Englisgh Intranet site worked so I could link to a useful page about the developnew by their R&D.

[EDIT] Never mind, it's pretty disgusting.

Calfborg · Post by **Calfborg** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:34 pm

Foaming hand soap. It rinses real nice.

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:00 am

chocolate from scotland... oh God it's so much better then the chocolate you get here!!!... i don't even like chocolate that much... but my God that shit is awesome

that 70's show... the beauty of the stupidity... was amazin' :'(

JonPorobil · Post by **JonPorobil** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:52 am

Pop Tarts and Vanilla Coke.

On a related note, College. 8)

prayformojo · Post by **prayformojo** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:38 am

Law and Order on DVD

...any good TV show on DVD for that matter.

(Next stop, 17 straight hours of Magnum PI. Booyah!!!)

Justincombustion · Post by **Justincombustion** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:44 am

Ahh! prayformojo did you know that season 4 of Mr. SHow is on DVD. Glenn Case...are you done with my first 3 seasons yet?

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:47 am

this is a great thread.

-ihop
-hangin' out with friends
-jaywalking
-donkeys
-puppies (when they're not in their chewy stage and constantly biting you)
-hippies (admit it. hippies are cool)
-cookies
-when you take your clothes out of the dryer and put them over your face
-getting out of class
-mealtime
-old people
-sporks
-escalators

erik · Post by **erik** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:18 pm

fodroy wrote: -hippies (admit it. hippies are cool)

Dude, maybe Indiana hippies are something different. But real hippies fucking suck.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:24 pm

15-16 puzzle wrote:
fodroy wrote: -hippies (admit it. hippies are cool)
Dude, maybe Indiana hippies are something different. But real hippies fucking suck.

how about the concept of a hippie?

Justincombustion · Post by **Justincombustion** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:16 pm

As long as they:
1) Bathe
2) Don't wear patchouli
3) don't talk about Dave Matthews
4) eat meat
5) wear shoes
then yeah, Hippies are cool. Especially when they've got a great weed hook up. Bonus points for hippie chicks not shaving their pits! "Dude, wanna hack?"

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:15 pm

people who listen to dave matthews are not hippies.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:00 pm

fodroy wrote:people who listen to dave matthews are not hippies.

Dave Matthews and I were actually born on the same day! (yes - Caravan Ray is a boring old fart too!).

To tell the truth - I've never actally heard a Dave Matthews song - I'm just assuming that anyone 37 years old and associated with hippies must be boring. (as opposed to someone 37 years old who posts songs to internet web sites)

More impressive - my daughter Harriet who was born this year shares her birthday with Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys - now that's cool.

Gazelles · Post by **Gazelles** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 6:17 pm

Standing on a corner with your friends passing around a carton of chocolate milk.

David Bowie.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:06 pm

ramen noodles.

Calfborg · Post by **Calfborg** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:03 pm

-Upright Citizens Brigade
-digital surround sound (especially DTS)
-The Sopranos
-comfortable chairs

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:35 pm

Boots.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:38 pm

Jim Dunlop xl series jazz III picks. The red ones.

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