You're going to have to teach me how to do that spooky vocal effect you do at the end where it's breaking up, great effect. I cheat. :) I've got an awesome glitch vst plugin by dblue. http://illformed.org/glitch/ And it looks like they have a new version out. *yoink* I used it on my drums on contro...

Oh!

By the way I only do ball sucking in the evening, after application of approriate stimulants and depressants.

oh wait... i'm not sure you were asking... nevermind

Klownhole WRITING: 7/10 Love your lyrics, and i'm biased towards the style of music. I don't know if I really dig your vocalist. The vocal style is right, but it lost in the delivery, you need someone with more attitude. PRODUCTION: 5/10 Muddy, and chaotic. I guess that's but of the deal. I can app...

La La La Review Time. I'm going to try to break this apart, because sometimes i can dislike a song, but appreciate the production or writing that has gone into it, or hear a brilliant song that's been recorded and mixed by a retarded monkey with an crayon in it's arse. So let's see how it goes. I ma...

Darkest Daves - nice syths. You really want to be Depeche Mode though, don't you? A mildly sized dick. Well, yes, but mainly for the fame, the money and uhm... the money. I must admit that i own more than one DM album. I think I could take them in a fight, though. Darkest Daves (man, don't hear a l...

Puce and Roy! I'm so glad you guys are still around. It's funny, just yesterday I was singing Puce's Fuzzy Logic to myself. And it looks like I've got a Hell Yeahs song to look forward to; and Caravan Ray's still here -- niiiece. I'm still here too! *waves a little hentai kitty death flag* though, ...

Furrypedro wrote:oh, for the love of dave!

Sorry, what are you doing for my love?

MintyHandy wrote: Oh, wait, I mean Could Have Been Butter.

Could have been butter? what was it really? .... several things come to mind.

I wish it had just been butter. >_>

Couldn't Have Been Worse by The Darkest Daves (Bringing the angst) Dedicated to the dead girl who lives under our house. No, really. i saw the pain of hearts reflected in your wounded eyes, behind the searing fire of your empty, wretched lies you taught me how to hate you taught me how to curse you...

woo! our smallest amount of votes evar. Lets aim for 0 votes with our control yourself.

Thanks to everyone that listened, even if you didn't like it, and congrats to collective seamuses. I usually don't like the winner's song, but yours is pretty ace.

perhaps the content you dislike is the homosexual references, though booty chesterfield's song contained that as well... No - my lyrics are referring to receiving oral sex from a man dressed like a woman - see, that's not gay at all, just an honest mistake. As long as they're dressed like a woman t...

Caravan Ray wrote::lol: Heh...Nobody likes a potty-mouth, Dave(s)!

Of course they do. You love it, you dirty little vixen, you.

Sorry Daves...I read the lyrics for this before it was posted and had no desire to listen to this song. I'm not for censorship, but you should be aware that explicit lyrics like these will alienate some people. You arn't for censorship, but you decided after reading the lyrics to censor the song fr...

And now, the REST of the story... Okay, I think that's all. Thanks for the music people. Where's the obligatory hate KMS? Not even a little hate? or even a word of mild distain? and after I semi backed you up earlier in this thread too. SNUBBED!! no.. it's alright. I can deal. *puts pants on* *crie...

Spoons: An experiment that worked... mostly! Darkest Daves: Have you heard 'Bert and Ernie are Gay' by the Hot waffles? now that songs funny, but this dudes is the mutha fuckin shit, a triumph of rock/comedy/irreverance, somewhere in an alternate dimension this song is number one forever... sorry I...

Personally I agree with KMS... not that I'm going to stop reviewing people because they don't have their song tagged, but i do usually spend a while adding id3 tags to the songs so i have the right band name there so I know who i'm talking to when i do reviews. I also often put production notes into...

Lots of Ebow. I played Ebow on the bass at the beginning of the song, then I played 2 Ebows at the same time on the guitar (A and B strings) playing the 10ths game (Blackbird) . That is so cool. I need me another ebow to try that out. I didn't notice it on the bass either. neat! I keep forgetting t...

for the record, none of us are called Dave.

I found songfight from when the board used to be held on the drumbrella boards. I read alot of the comics from that board and i was just clicking around and songfight sounded interesting. I was also a fan of Kompressor at the time, but totally didn't notice his songfight entries till several weeks l...

Team Seahorse - Structure wise this song is sound, the production is quite good, though it does sound a little dull around the edges.. though nothing wrong with that. The only problem is the song itself. Maybe it's just genre preduce, but it sounds like it belongs on a 70's easy listening radio stat...

Heh. People who were insulted by our "All Tan" song are going to love our Ignorance is Bliss song.

Ignorance Is Bliss The Darkest Daves Music and lyrics by Dave L Concept by Dave M Dave B was there. he did stuff. no.. really. ----------------------------------------------------- sunny days, sweeping the clouds away this story starts where the air is sweet bert and ernie are two best friends livin...