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by Tex Beaumont
Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:20 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Tips for Reviewing Fights
Replies: 37
Views: 14640

I'm always happy to receive a simple "I like this" or "I hate this" comment.

Sure a detailed review is better - but the simple "good" or "bad" comment is still quite useful.
by Tex Beaumont
Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:12 pm
Forum: Complaints and Suggestions
Topic: Explicit
Replies: 39
Views: 18218

As a general rule - all songs by Tex Beaumont will be generally family friendly.

I can't make the same claim for Caravan Ray though. He can occaisionally be a tad explicit - and no, he isn't going to warn you. You'll have to work it out for yourself I'm afraid. He's a bastard like that.
by Tex Beaumont
Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:57 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein I Round Four "Like A Villain"
Replies: 58
Views: 32363

..if I was a judge: 1. deshead I love this song - but the production sounds a bit too midi-y. You need a live calypso steel band playing along with you. But that would have been cheating - so I will overlook it this time. This is one of my favourite songs of Nur Ein 2. ken I didn't like this on firs...
by Tex Beaumont
Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:00 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Sufficiently Italian Baptism prefight thread
Replies: 64
Views: 23391

Denyer wrote:This isn't jokefight.
It should be.

OK - everybody, come up with a joke where the punchline is:
"Applesauce Baptism"

You have one week
- starting now
by Tex Beaumont
Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Religion
Replies: 224
Views: 49686

my church has a rule for no dancing You're playing so cool Obeying every rule Dig way down in your heart You're yearning, burning for some Somebody to tell you That life ain't passing you by I'm trying to tell you It will if you don't even try You can fly if you'd only cut Loose, footloose Kick off...
by Tex Beaumont
Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:20 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein I Round Four "Like A Villain"
Replies: 58
Views: 32363

The judging is over on the Like A Villain fight. Tex Beaumont ... eliminated. Thank you linesmen, thank you ball boys - I'll meet you all in the clubhouse. Can't say I wasn't slightly relieved to tell the truth - the pressure was getting to me - I look forward to a holiday. And I have to go inter-s...
by Tex Beaumont
Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:10 am
Forum: Help and How To
Topic: macs
Replies: 60
Views: 20130

Caravan Ray wrote: I hope so - that hard drive contains all of the recored works of Caravan Ray. It would be a terrible loss for future generations. :lol:
BTW: Caravan Ray did lose his hard drive. Thankfully though - his songs were saved on Songfight!
by Tex Beaumont
Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:52 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein I Round Four "Like A Villain"
Replies: 58
Views: 32363

..just to keep this thread well and truly off-topic, do American children use the playground rhyme: Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a N***** by the toe If he squeals let him go Eenie meenie miney mo as a means of sellting disputes, making decisions, picking teams etc? Or is it more a British Empire sor...
by Tex Beaumont
Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:28 pm
Forum: Silly Polls
Topic: Ketchup on hotdogs? eww??
Replies: 34
Views: 11440

Is catsup and ketchup the same thing?
by Tex Beaumont
Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:59 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein I Round Four "Like A Villain"
Replies: 58
Views: 32363

Sorry to see you go Thornberry. Well, now we are down to ten. I feel so Agatha Christie. 10 little Indians going out to dine; Wow, that takes me back - I remember reading that book in Year 7 English class - but back then it was called "10 Little Niggers ". I guess it's not surprising it's...
by Tex Beaumont
Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:23 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: the ultimate sidefight survivor?
Replies: 630
Views: 151980

I don't think I like the sound of "jam...up his arse" and "pointy end" being used in the same post. I assure you I was only referring to your arse metaphorically (it's less poofy that way) - and the fact that we are now at the 'take no prisoners stage'. BTW - I'm in like a villain
by Tex Beaumont
Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:59 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Religion
Replies: 224
Views: 49686

Personally, I prefer clear, logical thinking and actions, not superstitous bullshit tainted by fears and laziness. You are 100% correct. The universe, though infinitely complex, will one day be able to be explained purely objectively However there are many who have faith whose lives are enriched by...
by Tex Beaumont
Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:24 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: MACM
Replies: 36
Views: 13844

Incidentally, have you heard "Adonai" yet? Another one that features your golden voice. :D WTF is that at the begining? It sounds like me - but I can't for the life of me remember what it is. It's not "Adonai" is it (I remember that one) - the sample from that is just the bit at...
by Tex Beaumont
Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:46 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: MACM
Replies: 36
Views: 13844

Okay, well, five days late ain't bad. With contributions from WreckdoM and Caravan Ray (and Andrew Lloyd Weber), Phunt Your Friends has produced an album that uses old SongFight! titles to tell a small part of a large, rather intricate story: <a href="http://studentweb.tulane.edu/%7Edmccarty/b...
by Tex Beaumont
Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:42 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: MACM
Replies: 36
Views: 13844

Whats the album called, HeuristicsInc? on starfinger's suggestion: "live from the middle of nowhere" what do you think, sirs? -bill That name sounded familiar to me - so I Googled - but no - couldn't find anything that I would have remembered ...did come up with ths arsewipe though... htt...
by Tex Beaumont
Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:32 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: Ye Nur Ein Lyric Archive
Replies: 77
Views: 32032

Geoff WreckdoM wrote: And I'll have the Dave Matthews band perform at my birthday
Dave Matthews was born on exactly the same day as me. Weird, huh.
by Tex Beaumont
Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:57 pm
Forum: Silly Polls
Topic: Ketchup on hotdogs? eww??
Replies: 34
Views: 11440

jimtyrrell wrote: ALSO: Not sure about the ketchup/catsup difference, really. But I didn't think it was a moral issue either, so that's how my vote went.
I'm completely anti ketchup/catsup.

I am pro tomato sauce (a.k.a. red sauce, or 'dead horse')
by Tex Beaumont
Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:53 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Prefight Lovefest
Replies: 46
Views: 21914

jimtyrrell wrote:I'm in for I Don't Want To Be Your Friend.
So - you've started to play mind games with the other Nur Einers by doing simultameous regular fights as well!
by Tex Beaumont
Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:50 am
Forum: Collaborations
Topic: Business help in China
Replies: 2
Views: 2503

how can I get quality sales reps in China Also try looking in Australia. There are obviously some very fine Chinese sales reps in Canberra at the moment - as they have managed to convince the Australian government to sell uranium to the same murdering bastards that run protesters over with tanks an...
by Tex Beaumont
Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:31 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: Ye Nur Ein Lyric Archive
Replies: 77
Views: 32032

LIKE A VILLAIN Tex Beaumont and the Dirty Hearts Midnight sees you out causing trouble on the darkened streets again Daylight And you're knocking at my window saying "Let me in!" I say "alright" Like I did last time and the time before then Then we fight Then tomorrow I will do i...
by Tex Beaumont
Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:55 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Useful information to file "For Future Reference"
Replies: 9
Views: 3042

Plat wrote:4. Marsupials have forked (bifid) firemen and firehouses.

You know you want a picture.
And as pointed out by Fodroy on another thread - that also applies to monotremes.
by Tex Beaumont
Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:20 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: the ultimate sidefight survivor?
Replies: 630
Views: 151980

Hey!! Check my new website!! http://texbeaumont.com/ http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/tex (something tells me I should have Googled 'Tex Beaumont' before claiming it as my new name) This is totally weird - that Tex records for Heartbreak records - my backing band is "The Dirty Hearts". And by goll...