I had a great idea to do a James Bond type theme for this. Yeah! Unfortunately, I have neither time nor talent to do such a thing. Boo! So, I submitted something more, um, me-like. Sigh...

I'm very sick, and almost didn't finish this last night. But, I'm in. Not quite yet, Berkeley Boys!

Last stinker for the year. Yeah!

Paco del Stinko - The Thirteenth Moon The motorcade came by, with the Orange One inside They came to wave and greet, barely lining both sides of the street The thirteenth moon (the thirteenth moon) Gave a special salute (special salute) A hand on each side to enhance the toot (toot toot) The secret...

Mmm...pedals...looking forward to hearing them, Niv. Lunk: Those songs sound great, I can hear what and how you're doing, although I probably couldn't tell you where the capo was and how set. I can also understand why someone might use two, but man, beyond my abilties to figure out. Ah, yes. Pedal s...

Happy Christmas! Im on break at the state psych hospital where I work. Nothing like a holiday with nuts. Pig: Congrats on the guitfiddle. Spank that Tele up! Lunk: I think it was you some time ago that posted that spider capo here. Didn't know you got it though. Fascinating, but too smart for me. Pl...

Goo? Check. Sugary? Questionable.

The Sugary Goo Inside - Paco del Stinko I'll whip on those Berkeley Boys one by one two by two They sure make some tasty noise they're sweet and so are you We all got the sugary goo inside Some people try to hide it and some people deny But I betcha everyone has tried it They say they ain't then th...

In. Scramblin' lately. (See: Lack of reviews)

Nights And Weekends - Paco del Stinko A lot of people get to freakin', if you tell them that they can't have a weekend But I gotta tell ya that I like it this way, sleep in a bit late and still have a day And everyone's around on Saturday and Sunday, I got a Wednesday a Friday and just who says it'...

Ring-a-ding-ding, I'm in!

Poetry In The Streets - Paco del Stinko They're playing hopscotch, and it looks top-notch But you don't know what it means You're wearing flip-flops, and you're woofin' scotch But all you want is jelly beans And the day will come when they're reading poetry in the streets And you'll be free to be a...

In at 1:58 EST. Ha-Ha!

Hi there. I have been very busy, but finally have the upcoming weekend off. Gotta start and finish my next song by 1PM EST. Anyway, thanks for the comments peoples, I'll get my own remarks and reactions in tomorrow afternoon. Cheers!

In with a wobbler.

Indigo Wave - Paco del Stinko At sail on the sea in search of the beast he rides on an indigo wave As the legend has told he'll come for your soul whether hardy or foolish or brave We're forty nights out and the crew has their doubts of sighting the indigo wave They sharpen their hooks and grumble ...

Glennny - Thanks for the kind words. The story is about Violet Beauregard, the girl who turned into a blueberry in Willy Wonka. Here, however, she is being kept by the Oompa-Loompas as a source of liquid food. Sup with pissings, and all that. The guitar is my trusty Telicaster equipped with b-bender...

Sockpuppet Theme - Paco del Stinko I'm an introvert but I'm not a twerp You can call me queer and I won't feel the hurt Cos I know who I am I'm not a woman or a man Don't call me a he, don't call me a she I am only I so please let me be I put my hand in a sock and I make it talk And when my wrists ...

I finally did this, waaay past the deadline, obviously. But I did it! I sent copies to Fluffy and Chumpy, will post lyrics. Sorry, Fluffy.

JB: That song is great, if I didn't tell you. Right on, man.

Quick comments with beer. Berkeley Social Scene - Merry Christmas! Great anthem rock, and a distant cousin of Melvin. Thick in all the right places. Key solo a little underwhelming, but right ideea. Excellent chorus. Ghost Pup - I like the idea of this. Wondering if the vocals singing in between the...

Blue Woman Yes - Paco del Stinko So many miles from Montana, you're never going home Trundled into mystery, forever in the gloam But my oh my how you've grown You ate forbidden fruit, and you were duly warned Now an afterthought of history, your dignity self shorned You're no rose only thorns You'l...

Quick comments with beer. Prost! Berkeley Social Scene - Ok. This is good, but thin compared to some of the solo memeber's work this work. Classic 80's soundtrack, verses nail it. The Surf Punk dude vocals and section is nice and gnarly. This should beat me this week, but not win the fight. Glennny ...