I've voted, downloaded, lurked on the boards, and submitted cover art on and off since 2001, but Jerkatorium has only been submitting songs for 3 1/2 years. It's very likely that Jerkatorium wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for Song Fight, or if we did exist without Song Fight our output would be...

Holy goddamn it's Cow Exchange. I freakin love Cow Exchange. Cow Exchange (and Bovine Recyclery) songs have been on my playlists for the past dozen years or more.

Thank you for posting, I'm glad that you did. I admire your strength and courage, and of course I admire your musical talents too (so hey, make more music).

I really liked your video for Wicker Park so I checked out the album. It's fantastic. Your music makes me very happy.

Thanks a ton Micah, I love your interpretation of 49%; a rousing zydeco version with great vocal harmonies. I've been listening to it over and over.


I would have praised it earlier, but I was too embarrassed to chime in until we got our song done.

Jerkatorium just submitted an entry very late and very sorry about the delay.

Until It Happens To You by Jerkatorium VERSE: We were told we wouldn’t live this long How’d we ever get so much so wrong? What happened to our nuclear holocaust? Where’s my devastating superquake? Post-apocalyptic hellscape? Where’s my earth-destroying asteroid? We were promised grey goo We were pr...

I hope everyone is doing well! Paco and Boffo Yux, have any of you had a chance to finish your theme songs? Jerkatorium shares the blame for Boffo Yux being late - we knew BYD had encountered some unexpected issues, so we offered to compose a song using the lyrics Tommy had already written. We took...

New Jerkatorium music video for "Golf Song":
[Adult language warning]

Flamethrower by Jerkatorium featuring Micah Sommersmith It was a pleasure to burn To set a spark up against the night To feel that hunger return and see the darkness set alight And when I’m throwing the flame It always whispers your name You know I’m so mesmerized And then those flames start to ris...

I've learned to dislike this type of question because for every band I mention there are a hundred other bands who could feel slighted because I didn't mention them (out of forgetfulness or whatever). Of course any band that hasn't participated in a Song Fight for most of a decade is not likely to r...

I could also join the Roymond chorus, but you might not want me to: I do almost all of the backing vocals for Jerkatorium, but more often than not when I do a vocal track that I thought I'd nailed, I end up listening back in bewildered horror to find that I was way, way off pitch. So yeah, if quanti...

I get the same issue in Chrome, but there's a little icon on the right of the URL bar that I can click on to "load unsafe scripts", and it then works properly. Looks like the issue is due to the page using http:// rather than the secure https:// when it loads scripts, which I guess modern...

I must not have phrased my issue clearly as I should have: My ancient iPhone 3Gs, which currently runs on iOS 6.1.6 and has not been able to handle any software upgrades for years now, is completely able to access and navigate the Nur Ein Archive and play all of the songs therein. My not-as-ancient ...

I can access the Nur Ein Archive fine on my ancient iPhone, but not on my less ancient Mac desktop. In both Chrome and Safari the Archive page comes up looking like the page below, and clicking the 'Archive' link just refreshes the same page:

... but it is also extremely likely that Jerkatorium will not perform. Bummer! :( Anything we locals could do to help make it more possibly for y'all to perform? tl;dr warning - a navel-gazing self-assessment follows: I can't speak for Chumpy, but I think SFL 2015 was a great learning experience: J...

It is extremely likely that I will attend, but it is also extremely likely that Jerkatorium will not perform. If anyone wants me to play guitar or bass on any of their songs I should be available for that.

Another new Jerkatorium music video!

Center Square by Jerkatorium

Lunkhead wrote:We need a "something and something" nickname for the show too.

Fancy hashists and anti-fascists.

Or maybe vice-versa.

Tuesday 6/27? Or Sunday 6/25?

New Jerkatorium music video!

Not a slideshow!

Music video for or our Nur Ein XII round 2 "Tired of Talking" entry.



Great early footage of Jerkatorium from our CBGB days in the late 70's. [not rly tho]

Niveous wrote:Just wondering if anyone got my ridiculous reference in the cover art.

Not the worst movie I've ever seen, and certainly not that director's worst movie, but nothing you'd want to see twice.