By Johnny Cashpoint Features various samples from Swell Maps 's 'Peel Sessions' LP. All this pain and misery Standing proud in front of me Lit up like a Christmas tree; Bias blindness? It can't be. Tell me what you see, When you look at me. Is there something wrong with me, Seeing things that you ca...

By Johnny Cashpoint Features a drum sample from Philip Katerine's 'Liberté' You have been caught Out by my so witty retort. Mocking your jorts Was just meant to be fine sport. Don't take offence At jokes made at your expense. In my defence, Did not think it’d make things tense. Your response is to r...

Ah, no, sadly I don't have time across the next few days either! New job, though very rewarding, eats up all my time in weird slices. I'll have more time for the next title! Thank you, though!

j$

I'm slightly annoyed with myself for running out of time to pull a song together for this awesome title. Ah well; keep at it, Deep Throat, and time will align at some point in the future, as the last couple of titles have been progressively brilliant. So here's to the next one being a disappointment...

by Johnny Cashpoint Features a sample from “Duelling Banjos” I am a trad dad anti Alan Wokes Voting Reform Cos the world is a joke Whatever i do Whatever i say I'm sensitive so Don’t look at me that way- Just look away Don’t look at me that way -Nothing to see I’m a trans dad Let your hair down but...

Hi all, I wrote some reviews but then decided they came across as a bit too unfriendly and pissy. Take aways were votes for V4nnim3l, Everybody Hurts and maybe Brown Word and the Big Whine (undecided on that last one).

j$

In that case, I will take it!

Thanks, Lunkhead.

j$

hikarateboy wrote: ↑

Sat May 17, 2025 8:43 pm

... Sounded like if they guys who made fish heads made something today.

I don't get this reference, but thanks for the review anyway!

j$

by Johnny Cashpoint (Enormous watermark on it 'cos I am cheap and was in a hurry). vnXrrEYwpgM Video footage recorded @ the Cinema Museum, 7th May 2025 And live performance footage @the Cavendish Arms, Stockwell, on 5th April, 2025 (featuring Andy Balham) Video edited by Johnny Cashpoint 13-15th May...

By Johnny Cashpoint I made a video A sexy video You can see it all, even my big balls In my video - oh no! I did a video A YouTube video Wanted lots of hits, so included all my bits On the video, here we go! Don't know why it seemed to be a good idea at the time (video, video, video fever) Pornograp...

Dumb question (that I think I know the answer to) - should we also share a link to the video in our 'entry' email to Fightmaster, or in the review thread once they're posted?

j$

by Johnny Cashpoint Features drum hits taken from Can's 'Live in Brighton 1975' Why be afraid Of words on a page? Spare us the rage Of your new Dark Age! It’s a textbook case Of a textbook, cased In upper case, no Need to be a headcase! Textbook case Of a textbook, case In question is - Are words a ...

By Johnny Cashpoint As society comes crashing downward , we will need to find Ourselves a new gold standard. Stop economy from falling backwards; Lets just monetize the Angries waving placards They are everywhere but protests matter for precisely Naught, they flatter to deceive; all their chatter Is...

By Johnny Cashpoint . Uses drum samples taken from T he Horrors' 'Silent Sister' and Philip Katerine's 'Sous Mon Bob ' Hey there, Don Don, don't deport me, Are you taking the piss? Even I don't find this funny And I'm a Dadaist! You are just a human dead-end. What a massive raging bell-end! You want...

By Johnny Cashpoint & Andy Balham Features a drum sample from Soft Play's 'Isaac Is Typing' J$ - bass, keys, The Sings Andy Balham - guitar You have got an oral fixation Too many massive cocks round here Mouth wide enough to blow the nation? It would still take you years and years I don’t care a...

by Johnny Cashpoint & Andy Balham j$ - the sings, bass, whistle, keys, Kaossilator & drum programming Andy Balham - Guitar Features samples from the Lovely Eggs' 'Things' and the 'Boner Jams 08!!' podcast by Shawn Williams Way back in 2008 When I could still stand up straight And not flop at...

I liked it. Maybe the crash is a little loud? What do I know? It's a good song, excellent work.

j$

By Johnny Cashpoint & Andy Balham j$ - vocals ,BVs, bass, keys, ukulele Andy Balham - Rhythm guitar Drum track sampled from Arab Strap's 'Allatonceness' Burn through the day And all the night Wait for the dawn 'Til the world's put right Burn every night And all the days Until the dawn Blows your...

by Johnny Cashpoint Features a drum sample from IDLES' 'Roy' Family by the fireside Three dead bodies in a row Lit up by the Christmas lights Bathed in an unearthly glow Tell me now is it a crime to simply have a morbid Christmas time? Cant afford to pay the piper For cremation services Sat round in...

By Johnny Cashpoint (uses a drum sample from IDLES' 'Gift Horse') See Santa sweating profusely cant get up and down the chimney Joy-boy's got Xmas problems a plenty; Carrying presents - the ignominy! It's a climate emergency Declare Xmas done urgently It's a no snow sleet or hail fail - Endless tro...

by Johnny Cashpoint Uses a drum sample from Yard Act's 'Petroleum' In these awful times Everything is fine If you close your mind To the shit you find On your doorstep, there's An angry grizzly bear Who'll fix you with death stare Walk on by, don't be scared. Stroll on down the street Be sure that y...

Johnny Cashpoint: hey, it's got the kazoos! sounds like they're through a sampler or something which is a really good touch Johnny Cashpoint: I think your kazoos sound like a vocal through an emulator but is that even possible? If they are, and that's what you had available, then you should get pro...