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by j$
Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:52 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Surprise, Arizona
Replies: 9
Views: 496

Re: Surprise, Arizona

By Johnny Cashpoint & Andy Balham Music by j$ & Andy Balham. Words by j$ j$ - Vocals, guitar, synth, bass during bridge Andy Balham - bass, drum programming, guitar during bridge You and I have to leave this city 'Cos it does not generate pity You say, hey, let's go outside, I Dont care wher...
by j$
Mon Dec 18, 2023 5:05 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: When The Drugs Kick In
Replies: 4
Views: 400

Re: When The Drugs Kick In

by Johnny Cashpoint Christmas time on crack Heroin and smack Christmas lights too bright Let them fade to black Christmas time on speed Opiates and weed Present that I want Just a nosebag feed Simply having a crack attack xmas time When the drugs kick in I dont remember If this is christmas April or...
by j$
Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:02 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: I Won't Let You Go
Replies: 6
Views: 352

Re: I Won't Let You Go

by Johnny Cashpoint "Put away your childish things If you want to grow"; But grown-up is all moaning crap So I wont let you go "Put away your childish things Says the average Schmoe"; but He's a schill for grown up ills so What does that schmoe know? Want me to give up the fun o...
by j$
Sat Nov 18, 2023 10:45 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: It happens sometimes (I Get Bad prefight)
Replies: 4
Views: 452

Re: It happens sometimes (I Get Bad prefight)

I'm in with a song to 'celebrate' 20 years of Songfighting. I have been in every fight this year, in a build up to my anniversary. Go, me!

j$
by j$
Wed Oct 25, 2023 5:12 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Out on the desert plains lay my (Dusty Dreams prefight)
Replies: 4
Views: 500

Re: Out on the desert plains lay my (Dusty Dreams prefight)

I was going to write a sequel to my "Across the Dusty Plains" but then I realised that it made no internal sense, so changed it at the last minute and do I am in with some vauely dark, Halloween-y stuff instead, referencing Nightmare on Elm Street (part 3 I think from memory) but it's not ...
by j$
Wed Oct 25, 2023 4:35 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Dusty Dreams
Replies: 2
Views: 381

Re: Dusty Dreams

by Johnny Cashpoint Dusty dreams of terrible things Sharpened blades and girlfriend screams Falling apart at the seams In his dreams, in his dark dreams. Dusty dreams x 2 Dusty dreams the cruellest scenes Blood is spilt and demons win Awake he cannot be redeemed So he sleeps and so he dreams so he d...
by j$
Mon Oct 16, 2023 5:45 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: I Could Do This All Day
Replies: 6
Views: 499

I Could Do This All Day

by Space Pub Oh Yes it's true I just canoed Down the Danube Totally nude Just for you Just for you I could do this all day, it's child's play Nothing's going to get in my way What can I do to get through to you? I did something rude With a rubic's cube And vasoline lube In the gardens at Kew Just fo...
by j$
Thu Oct 05, 2023 4:37 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Mixed Messages
Replies: 3
Views: 386

Mixed Messages

by Johnny Cashpoint We all have these grand ideas You wont find down your IKEA Or in the Freeman's catalogue Not your problem, its their loss But it's like a different language When you asking for a Sandwich Did you want a BLT Or an end to tyranny? Your ideas are very queer Not thought through is al...
by j$
Tue Sep 19, 2023 6:27 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: My Baby Joined An E-Bike Gang
Replies: 2
Views: 425

My Baby Joined An E-Bike Gang

By Johnny Cashpoint (Features samples taken from Cactus Malpractice's youtube channel - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqdnPjlTIxCQS4dRgQPwN0-Sl8yn4txal) My guy is a complicated man He has joined an e-bike gang Stealing phones out of the hands Of tourists is their masterplan Cops are putting...
by j$
Tue Sep 19, 2023 6:18 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Don't know what to do cause (My Baby Joined An E-Bike Gang prefight)
Replies: 8
Views: 769

Re: Don't know what to do cause (My Baby Joined An E-Bike Gang prefight)

This is the DUMBEST title (to me) and I LOVE it! In! Tho' I strangely feel the urge to apologise in advance.

j$
by j$
Mon Sep 18, 2023 2:05 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: I'm having a yard sale (Everything Must Go reviews)
Replies: 22
Views: 1743

Re: I'm having a yard sale (Everything Must Go reviews)

If you're talking to me, I am perfectly calm, thanks! j$
by j$
Sun Sep 17, 2023 5:07 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: I'm having a yard sale (Everything Must Go reviews)
Replies: 22
Views: 1743

Re: I'm having a yard sale (Everything Must Go reviews)

Hostess Mostess - pretty. There seem to be lots of very hot "mis-used izotype vinyl style" effects, more than I would expect; but then again I am always up for pushing my pain threshold. Any way I dont like it! Without them it's very pretty but non-consequential to these ears. I do like t...
by j$
Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:19 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Everything Must Go
Replies: 4
Views: 450

Re: Everything Must Go

by Johnny Cashpoint Dont mind me, i'm just stealing your stuff 'Cos I think you've more than enough It's nothing personal, in my bag they go No malice here, just jealous of your Chateau Im very sorry if it bothers you But everything must go x2 Emptied your lounges and your bedrooms are next So many ...
by j$
Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:06 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Rainbows & Robots
Replies: 2
Views: 235

Rainbows & Robots

by J ohnny Cashpoint Everybody acts like they're an alien race these days, Big robots out of space with their deadly rainbow rays; It's so commonplace it has almost become a cliche To destroy two-thirds of the human race. There's nothing we can do but all move subterranean, Wait them out while mocki...
by j$
Sun Aug 20, 2023 7:16 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: hey listen to my new song (thread)
Replies: 939
Views: 224534

Re: hey listen to my new song (thread)

Here it is, the new album by Mr B & Mr C - La Dystopie Moderne. The world is a dumpster fire. And we have the marshmallows. https://mrbmrc.bandcamp.com/album/la-dystopie-moderne (Mr B & Mr C are ancient songfighters, namely Johnny Cashpoint & Sausage Boy. We made some music about Fightin...
by j$
Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:34 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: And then he said (There’s An App For That prefight)
Replies: 5
Views: 439

Re: And then he said (There’s An App For That prefight)

I'm in! Thanks to my brand new "write a number one hit" app. :) j$
by j$
Sun Aug 13, 2023 11:30 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: There's An App For That
Replies: 2
Views: 230

There's An App For That

By Johnny Cashpoint If you want to kill a cat Well there is an app for that; If you want to torch a frat Of course there's an app for that! Future is here and its plain to see If these apps reached sentience, This would count as slavery. A computer life sentence Say you've killed an aristocrat 'cos ...
by j$
Thu Aug 10, 2023 7:08 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: hey listen to my new song (thread)
Replies: 939
Views: 224534

Re: hey listen to my new song (thread)

Hey Sausage Boy and I are about to release our forth album, and I thought for those of you care or remember us, you might like to see the video of the lead single from Mr B and Mr C's new album 'La Dystopie Moderne', out 20th August. NSFW or for Adults Only! Sorry kids! XgvQB0onQm8 Hey what do you k...
by j$
Fri Aug 04, 2023 12:02 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: What a great deal! (Making Love at the Pawn Shop reviews)
Replies: 8
Views: 500

Re: What a great deal! (Making Love at the Pawn Shop reviews)

Cheers for the clarification. Didn't upset me about the name, just annoyed me. Two very different things, to me at least.

j$
by j$
Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:42 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: That's cool but it's (Not My Vibe prefight)
Replies: 18
Views: 549

Re: That's cool but it's (Not My Vibe prefight)

I'm in, with more of the same old nonsense.

j$
by j$
Thu Aug 03, 2023 11:32 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: What a great deal! (Making Love at the Pawn Shop reviews)
Replies: 8
Views: 500

Re: What a great deal! (Making Love at the Pawn Shop reviews)

Johnny Cashpoint - starts strong with that synth line. It's not a bad song, but I don't understand the breakdown section. You misspelled my name so I corrected it for you (by the way it's written j$ not j£ so the joke, if that's what is, doesn't even work. I have no idea why know why this wriles me...
by j$
Sat Jul 22, 2023 3:51 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Makin' Love At The Pawnshop
Replies: 2
Views: 211

Makin' Love At The Pawnshop

Makin' Love At The Pawnshop By Johnny Cashpoint Not in a sweetshop, not in the Treetops, We're makin’ love at the pawn shop. I'll be the hitter, you play the shortstop - Drive you home after, via at the pawn shop. I came here to trade you in; But I couldn't say where you'd been ... They wouldn't ta...