Oust The Mods wrote:I am a member.

Which member would that be exactly? Arm, leg or penis?

Don't bother with direct outs on a guitar amp. That'll sound like doody. Mic it. That's not exactly true. Most direct outs sound like crap run into whatever. But I have one of these and it has a Balanced Red Box DI-Out that sounds pretty darn good run straight to the board and recorder. The really ...

OK enough with the thread derailment, let's get back to talking about me.

Any advice for the newbie?

Is there some sort of deadline or should we just post them as we finish them?

Oust The Mods wrote:The Complaint Department has been open for 24 hours now
and I have yet to hear one complaint come out of it.

This is a gyp.

You're confusing me with "The Whine My Juvenile Ass Off Department". That would be 3 websites over and to the left

Hello the complaint department . This poll seems to be missing options for "beer", "chocolate," and "sandwiches." It appears that the author of that thread has apologized for his obvious oversight of the beer issue. If there is anything else we can assist you with, ple...

I was busy taking "Issue Resolvement" classes at a local community college. When this position opened up, I skipped the interview process altogether and annointed myself "The Complaint Department". As for your complaining for 3.5 years, I see you joined in February of this year. ...

Wow one post and we're already "out of order".

And forcing people to defecate.

I guess day 1 is a success.

Hello SongFight! We are The Complaint Department , and we are open for your business. We bring music, advice and of course the requisite opinions which we fully expect to be brought back to us by unhappy customers. The opinions and advice that is. Complaints about our music is handled by another dep...