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by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Sep 05, 2020 9:56 am
Forum: Concerts and Events
Topic: Awesome Death Record
Replies: 10
Views: 367

Re: Awesome Death Record

Oh, heck. I've been wanting to do vinyl forever. What's the pricing like, and what's the minimal order size? All the places I've looked at are extremely expensive if you get only 100 done, and nobody does fewer than that (and I really don't expect to be able to sell more than a few copies of anythi...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:16 pm
Forum: Concerts and Events
Topic: Awesome Death Record
Replies: 10
Views: 367

Re: Awesome Death Record

https://goldrushvinyl.com/

Wonderful, helpful staff, no upcharge for 180 gram or a second record color. We couldn't be happier with them. However, this plant is in Austin. Being able to pick up in person is a big plus, so I would suggest if you have that option that you take that.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: Concerts and Events
Topic: Awesome Death Record
Replies: 10
Views: 367

Awesome Death Record

I've never put out an actual vinyl record before, it's pretty exciting and I highly recommend doing so. If you buy one I will mail it to you.

https://awesomedeath.bandcamp.com
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:33 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Golfpunk Rides Again
Replies: 9
Views: 399

Golfpunk Hits the Skids

Golfpunk Hits the Skids by WreckdoM Now this here story's all about The Golfpunk, He was always stinking drunk in that mohawk. Spent his days in the country club parking lot Where he'd hustle anybody gullible enough. Now, I don't know golf but I know somehow you bet on it, And to see and smell that ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Fire up the Cadillac (Golfpunk Rides Again prefight)
Replies: 36
Views: 1161

Re: Fire up the Cadillac (Golfpunk Rides Again prefight)

I just want to make clear the lyrics to this week's WreckdoM song were written for the title Golfpunk hits the Skids, and not Golfpunk Rides Again. You may wonder why that is.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:38 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: I Am Very Busy
Replies: 13
Views: 578

I Am Very Busy

I Am Very Busy by WreckdoM Monday got me coughing up hair Tuesday's beast was a burden to bear Wednesday, Wednesday ain't going nowhere Thursday's same old shit to share On Friday I'm chewing off my fingernails Saturday we gonna party Saturday we gettin' drunk Saturday's gonna get nasty Can't get he...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Fri May 22, 2020 9:25 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Shutdown
Replies: 14
Views: 650

Shutdown

Shutdown by WreckdoM Ooooh! They found a pube in the punchbowl! Ooooh! Somebody puked in the hot tub! Ooooh! And now the DJ likes Tool :( You Know it's motherfucking time to shut this motherfucker down! Shutdown! It's time to get the fuck out! Shutdown! Before they call the cops! Shutdown! Don't be ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed May 13, 2020 5:16 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Expert Opinion
Replies: 7
Views: 403

Expert Opinion

Expert Opinion by WreckdoM I was there at the scene of the crime Front row seat to all the excitement They had asked me to testify Suddenly I felt important You should listen to my every word Analyze the slightest nuance Admire my diction and poise Reliable and full of confidence Maybe I exaggerated...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon May 04, 2020 4:17 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Mythical Creature
Replies: 14
Views: 770

Mythical Creature

Mythical Creature by WreckdoM I tied a fish to a puppy dog I fed it pudding and I gave it hugs I named him Grizzly and I bought him drugs We stayed inside and we laughed a lot Fish. Puppy Dog. Why am I so alone? Who gonna broth my bone? Why don't I get a call? I'm stuck down in a well I stapled a ca...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:36 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Bent Straight
Replies: 17
Views: 810

Bent Straight

Bent Straight by WreckdoM When I spy on the bus an old lady's bald spot I get Rock Hard, Rock Hard Checking 10 items or less with her socks over her pants And I'm Rock Hard, Rock Hard If her bangs are unevenly cut If she chews on her nails alot Eats cheese by the fucking block And I'm Rock Hard, Roc...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:41 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Uncharted Waters
Replies: 13
Views: 738

Uncharted Waters

Uncharted Waters by WreckdoM Uncharted Waters I'm like a jigsaw puzzle that's short a piece I own a million books I'll never read It's a recipe, a list of needs that are out of reach I'm reaching out, fumbling towards fantasy Lost at sea, a lonely sea, it's only me Hanging by my sweatpants string, s...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:12 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: One Two Three (Four Corners prefight)
Replies: 26
Views: 1089

Re: One Two Three (Four Corners prefight)

I can't say that I wish death on NO man, but of the human beings I'm aware of, it's honest to say I wish death on very, very few of them. A handful, if that. One of them certainly wasn't Mike Hughes, who, if you haven't heard, is a man who died yesterday in a rocket he personally built. Mike very vo...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:59 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Liberty Street
Replies: 9
Views: 476

Liberty Street

Liberty Street by WreckdoM Take a look at my dried up teats Take a look at my dried up teats They's thirsty Prowlin' on Liberty Street Take a look at my maggoty meat Take a look at my maggoty meat It's hungry Huntin' on Liberty Street Whatchoo gonna see? Whatchoo gonna do? Out looking for something ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:36 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: The Dregs
Replies: 10
Views: 515

The Dregs

The Dregs by WreckdoM Have you been down to the dregs? Did you get an infected leg? Did you cry tears of pus? Did you touch the neon cross? Yes, I’ve been there many times. Felt the warmth on both my thighs. Eating grease from paper plates. While watching my friends fornicate. If you’d been there th...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:40 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Do you realize there are (Something's Wrong Reviews)
Replies: 68
Views: 2815

Re: Do you realize there are (Something's Wrong Reviews)

thank you to WreckdoM for writing a song about the CATS movie, the arrangement is a little fatiguing to listen to tbh but the lyrics brought me great pleasure. You're welcome! I was hoping someone would catch it, thought the 100 million bucks line was the clincher. I have now posted the lyrics, and...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:24 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Something's Wrong
Replies: 12
Views: 623

Something's Wrong

Something's Wrong by WreckdoM I’m not wearing any clothes Except for a hat and coat Sometimes I’m big, sometimes small I don’t have nipples or balls I’m always horny I’m always singing I’m in the bedroom Tearing up pillows Everything has a human face Everyone is covered in hair Everyone is licking t...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Not an old hag (Young Buck prefight)
Replies: 8
Views: 606

Re: Not an old hag (Young Buck prefight)

Times are different, I just want a good 'dillo stew.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jun 26, 2018 6:34 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Get out the tweezers for the (Bad Teenage Mustache Reviews)
Replies: 11
Views: 4889

Re: Get out the tweezers for the (Bad Teenage Mustache Reviews)

We have submitted a late entry and would love to be included if possible.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:20 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Get Out Your Telescope For The (Gamma-Ray Burst Reviews)
Replies: 12
Views: 4528

Re: Get Out Your Telescope For The (Gamma-Ray Burst Reviews)

Well, someone out there is a real sweetheart. Or perhaps sweatheart is more accurate.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:17 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: X-Ray Specs
Replies: 4
Views: 1857

X-Ray Specs

X-Ray Specs by WreckdoM I got a pair of X-Ray Specs I can see the bones in my hand I can see the bone in your pants I can see everybody's rash X-Ray Specs Back of a magazine X-Ray Specs Plus Shipping & handling X-Ray Specs Two proofs of purchasing X-Ray Specs %100 percent guarantee More! I need a li...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:47 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: To see the truth, don your (X-Ray Specs prefight)
Replies: 9
Views: 2432

Re: To see the truth, don your (X-Ray Specs prefight)

We got together Yesterday and wrapped up an entry I am very, very pleased with, I think ya'll will like it, too.

Did not mean to be disrespectful in my presumptuousness, if late entries are a headache we can work harder at getting in before the deadline in the future.