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by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:23 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: A Grand Parade
Replies: 58
Views: 1010

A Grand Parade

A Grand Parade By WreckdoM One hundred twenty degrees is the concrete Covered in scabs and ice cream The air is rich with flags and exhaust The children cheer and belch and cough Wax statues melt in the sun Mechanical smiles through bleeding gums Shards of glass shower the crowd Wooly mammoths shit ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jan 16, 2024 11:06 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Name a state with no Daylight Savings Time (Surprise, Arizona reviews)
Replies: 23
Views: 4306

Re: Name a state with no Daylight Savings Time (Surprise, Arizona reviews)

Heine wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:30 am
Think I have to read the lyrics page (oh, 404 no WreckdoM found), okay listen again…
Fixed! Hope it, uh, enlightens :D
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jan 16, 2024 11:04 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Surprise, Arizona
Replies: 9
Views: 557

Re: Surprise, Arizona

Surprise, Arizona by WreckdoM Gonna punch through the atmosphere Suit up and strut the fuck right on outta here Gonna Fly-i-hi-hi into the cosmos It will be boss, it will be the most You kiss my entire spaceman ass Flyin' around in my rocket powered Chevy van You can kiss this antigravity bitch bye ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Apr 30, 2022 10:23 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Thrasher
Replies: 4
Views: 573

Thrasher

Thrasher by WreckdoM (Improvised Portion) Step into my ring It is a world of pain Step into my ring You will go insane Step into my ring Straight into the void Step into my ring You will be destroyed You will be the one who's thrashed I will tear apart your ass (Improvised Portion) Step into my ring...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Apr 19, 2022 1:44 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: A Very Large Man
Replies: 8
Views: 696

A Very Large Man

A Very Large Man by WreckdoM I'm a big man, I'm a very large man In my spaceship Tearing through your sky I'm a green man, I'm a very mean man People see me They know they gonna die I just came to say Planet Earth gonna go away We building a bypass On the galactic highway Don't give me guff It's far...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Fri Apr 08, 2022 2:37 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Space Bar
Replies: 7
Views: 701

Space Bar

Space Bar by WreckdoM There's a blank space between good and evil There's daylight shining through the gap Is it love you boogie down for? Or does evil grip your hands? The paths vary but always end the same In the end what tally will you claim? Is filth and fervor your only drive Or will you do you...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Mar 27, 2022 2:21 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Gonna give them a piece of my mind (Letter to the Editor prefight)
Replies: 15
Views: 1001

Re: Gonna give them a piece of my mind (Letter to the Editor prefight)

Pigfarmer Jr wrote:
Sat Mar 26, 2022 9:36 am
In with a sweary lyric. If you can't be good be filthy.
You're not alone! It's an alternative optional challenge, maybe?
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Mar 27, 2022 11:29 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Letter to the Editor
Replies: 10
Views: 896

Letter to the Editor

Letter to the Editor by WreckdoM Don't wanna hear about em dropping bombs Don't wanna hear about a deadly virus Don't wanna hear about angry mobs Stock markets or oil prices and I don't like you at all I don't like you at all I don't like you at all I think you're an asshole Here's a letter to the e...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:42 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Head First
Replies: 10
Views: 858

Head First

Head First by WreckdoM I'm cleaning out my gutters, Getting all the leaves and clutter With a chainsaw, a chainsaw, Up on the roof with my chainsaw. I'm trimming up my lawn, Get all the leaves and twigs picked up With a flamethrower, a flamethrower, I'm not sure how to use this flamethrower I'm a h...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Mar 06, 2022 2:49 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: One Minute Closer
Replies: 14
Views: 1019

One Minute Closer

One Minute Closer by WreckdoM You ride these rails, you sleep on straw You got stink, wine to drink, Zs to saw If you're routed out, there's still the banks Where you'll retire, light a fire and give thanks You don't quarrel like two dogs with a bone Don't stir the dogs, leave it all alone You got a...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Mar 06, 2022 10:20 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Move the big hand (One Minute Closer prefight)
Replies: 14
Views: 983

Re: Move the big hand (One Minute Closer prefight)

WreckdoM did something this week we almost never do, (I can't recall the last time but it must've been long ago) we submitted a song and then submitted a revised version. Hopefully the revised version is the one that gets posted, but either way 'll likely offer the alternate version in the review th...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Feb 21, 2022 4:17 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog
Replies: 11
Views: 945

Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog

Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog by WreckdoM What is in the fog? Is it a pirate? Ghost pirates with knives and hooks? What is in the fog? Is it a monster? Stephen King monsters with tentacles? What is in the fog? Are they zombies? Voo-Doo zombies, or shopping mall? What is in the fog? Is it a robot? Is...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:42 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Strike Me Down lyrics
Replies: 17
Views: 1307

Strike Me Down lyrics

Strike Me Down by WreckdoM You got a muscle car I have a machete I plunge it in your heart I pierce the engine block Acid! Hot Oil! Splash across my chest The softer bits fall off Now I grasp the steering wheel You can't strike me down, can't strike me down The world can't strike me down, can't stri...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Jan 29, 2022 8:10 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Vanishing Twin …
Replies: 13
Views: 969

Vanishing Twin

Vanishing Twin by WreckdoM Everything I saw in my dream last night Would have been terrifying if it wasn't ironic. Everything you saw in your dream last night Only symbolizes your worst characteristics. Every step I take is being recorded by distant relatives that I have never met. Every drop of blo...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:12 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Lightning Rod
Replies: 9
Views: 872

Lightning Rod

Lightning Rod by WreckdoM See the wizard climb the mountain See the iron staff in his hands What secrets will he soon possess? What new powers at his command? What does the lightning know? What will the lightning show? What truths will be told? We shall never, we shall never know We shall never, we ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:16 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Don't hit me with a guitar (Brace Yourself reviews)
Replies: 28
Views: 3007

Re: Don't hit me with a guitar (Brace Yourself reviews)

I know hasty and short reviews are unsatisfying but I'm up against a mother of an attention deficit and social anxiety so believe me, it's this or nothing. Will Geoff WreckdoM vote for you? Berekely Social Scene: Yes, great instrumentation and solid vocal performance. Good vibe all around, nice endi...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Fri Jan 07, 2022 6:08 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Brace Yourself lyrics
Replies: 19
Views: 1170

Brace Yourself lyrics

Brace Yourself by WreckdoM I'm looking in the refrigerator There’s only mold and rot I'm flipping through the TV stations A parade of diseased thoughts I've read every magazine end to end Every record is played out Scrolling through social media Until my fucking head falls off I don’t know, I don't ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jul 13, 2021 6:54 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: We Did Everything We Could
Replies: 14
Views: 1255

We Did Everything We Could

We Did Everything We Could by WreckdoM Just a few seconds more Keep Breathing, stay with me Just a few seconds more Look at me, keep your eyes open Just a few seconds more Hold my hand, you're gonna make it Just a few seconds more Don't you dare give up on me now Just a few seconds more I need you t...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jun 29, 2021 1:03 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Abuse of Power
Replies: 13
Views: 1369

Abuse of Power

Abuse of Power by WreckdoM I put a piece of bacon on my dog's nose He has to hold still until I say so I tell him "no" I tell him "no" The bacon must wait until he hears "go" I'm an asshole to my dog, oh yeah He's an asshole to his dog I dick him over just for fun, oh y...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Jun 12, 2021 7:32 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: House Arrest
Replies: 14
Views: 1231

House Arrest

House Arrest by WreckdoM They have such pretty faces Shining through dirty windows I gesture from the porch Nobody looks my way I won't go past the yard I'll sit right here and mind myself If I died when would they find me? Would the cats eat my remains? I won't go past the yard I'll sit right here,...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:18 am
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein XVI Round Three "Pleasant Row"
Replies: 69
Views: 7184

Re: Nur Ein XVI: Round Three "Pleasant Row"

Guys! Thank you for organizing! Thank you judges (what I know is a tough job) for the reviews and feedback. Thank you everybody for listening and participating, especially the jerks for their most (mostly) enjoyable podcast and Boffo's listening parties. This was fun, really had a great time working...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Jun 06, 2021 8:36 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Nur Ein XVI - Pleasant Row
Replies: 17
Views: 1288

Nur Ein XVI - Pleasant Row

Pleasant Row by WreckdoM The street I live on is swept everyday Every lawn on my block is trim and straight Lots of tree shade, fresh coats of paint A neighborhood watch keeps us safe Hey! Hey! Join us today! Our way is A-OK! Hey! Hey! Here is your place Just obey the H-O-A 'Sto quartiere non e' pro...