Bite Size by Mellified Man Oh how I wish I were bite size So you wouldn't always only get my head every time And I would go down just fine With a bottle of Cheerwine. Oh how I wish I were bite size So you could swallow me whole and skip the teeth if you like There would be no aftertaste And you coul...

The Truth About Aspartame by Mellified Man Riding with your head out of a limousine Out to make a big impression Dragging on a cigarette With no nicotine. Life of the party and you're only eighteen Hoping that your name gets mentioned Catch a glimpse of your silhouette On a Japanese screen. You shou...