I have meticulously recorded every bowel movement I have had since 1982. My doctor doesn’t want to hear them but the joke is on her!!! Finally I get a chance to use one!!! Redacted the obvious joke about what most of your songs sound like. Like the sound of angels being released to the heavens with...

I have meticulously recorded every bowel movement I have had since 1982. My doctor doesn’t want to hear them but the joke is on her!!! Finally I get a chance to use one!!!

Pareidolia - Frankie and the Mountweasels I saw Pope Gregory II in a plate of pork and beans And a smiling Virgin Mary in the crotch of my blue jeans There’s a bloodstain on the carpet, looks like Elvis in a hat And I swear that my new toilet brush is Yasser Arafat But I don’t see her anymore I got...

What is this bum thing of which you speak? I am curious ... j$ One of these - a vocal shield https://djcity.com.au/product/se-electronics-se-rfx-reflexion-filter-vocal-booth/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI39KI-dHb8AIVyKqWCh12agZZEAQYASABEgKgl_D_BwE Seems to improve things quite a bit I was considering getting ...

j$ wrote: ↑

Fri May 21, 2021 1:02 pm

What is this bum thing of which you speak? I am curious ...

j$

One of these - a vocal shield
https://djcity.com.au/product/se-electr ... gKgl_D_BwE
Seems to improve things quite a bit

Frankie and the Mountweasels …. Your vocals sound like they’re recorded a lot better than they have been recently, which is good. Thank you. And I do have you to thank. A while ago you wrote that my vocal sound was crap. And I agreed. You suggested a weird arse thing to strap to my mic stand. And I...

Frankie and the Mountweasels ….. That is not an example of gradually descending into repetition Actually- the gradual repetition is the first line. It is the same first line of my 2005 SongFight entry for “When it Snowed” I thought 16 years was a fairly gradual way of easing into it. https://songfi...

Surely there are only about 12 people in the world who remember “Get This”. How can 3 of them be here?

crumpart wrote: ↑

Tue May 18, 2021 2:56 am

Caravan Ray wrote: ↑

Tue May 18, 2021 2:43 am

sausage boy wrote: ↑

Tue May 18, 2021 2:27 am

LAVENDER

ASSAULT!! ASSAULT!!

(I'm sorry you touched me officer.)

Right up the bracket

sausage boy wrote: ↑

Tue May 18, 2021 2:27 am

Caravan Ray wrote: ↑

Mon May 17, 2021 4:46 am

sausage boy wrote: ↑

Mon May 17, 2021 4:34 am

I've been here for at least thirty seconds.

Red house - put your bins out.

LAVENDER

ASSAULT!! ASSAULT!!

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Tue May 18, 2021 2:15 am

arby wrote: ↑

Mon May 17, 2021 8:19 pm

j$ wrote: ↑

Mon May 17, 2021 11:40 am

W.A.I.L. I.A.A.C.

Written As I Listen. I Am A C**t.

I'm pretty sure I've signed off every nur ein review with those initials. A bit of foreshadowing!

Ha! I was going to jump in an answer for you. I knew the first 4 words - but I was taking a guess at the last 4. My guess was right.

sausage boy wrote: ↑

Mon May 17, 2021 4:34 am

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Thu May 13, 2021 4:51 am

sausage boy wrote: ↑

Sun May 09, 2021 5:27 am

Hello. My name is Sausage Boy.

I can’t believe they made you a judge. This is rigged. The thugs from the scallop industry are behind this.

I've been here for at least thirty seconds.

Red house - put your bins out.

arby wrote: ↑

Sat May 15, 2021 9:58 pm

You've heard of Guy & Guitar, now get ready for Girl & Omnichord!

Followed by old man and "what does this button do"-core

I'm in

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Sat May 15, 2021 3:49 pm

Uh oh, competition has arrived in the form of new user “Best Payday Loan”. Not just a payday loan, this one is the fucking BEST.

Just entered Nur Ein again..... I was "this" close to calling my new band "Best Payday Loans". But I had an agreement with my dog, so....

Semiprecious by Frankie and the Mountweasels 3am in Gympie and the neon lights of Brisbane and your loving arms and coffee are still 2 more hours drive I love it on the road Carrying my load I love it on the road I love my semi trailer I love my semi trailer My precious semi trailer I love the truck...

sausage boy wrote: ↑

Sun May 09, 2021 5:27 am

Hello. My name is Sausage Boy.

I can’t believe they made you a judge. This is rigged. The thugs from the scallop industry are behind this.

Could we maybe get some examples of songs that would pass the challenge, i.e. songs that feature "gradual emphasis of repetitions"? Like, I basically know what that means, semantically, but I'm not sure what the judges were thinking of. Some examples would be helpful. Thanks! I'm pretty s...

Toowoomba 2021. All open for the Aus/NZ bubble

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Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:12 pm

It's been a long time, so many Nur Eins. My back of the napkin calculation leads me to believe that Glennny has been the most Nur Ein-ing-est of all, having entered many times, solo and in many bands, followed probably by Ken.

pppfftt..glenny and klennnny Newbies.

NE4- Tex Beaumont and the Dirty Hearts - 3 songs (retired - moved to NZ mid Nur Ein) NE5- Sid Denison and the Harpooners - 5 songs And for those who don't know this story - I was just reminded of it: I have never liked the name "Caravan Ray". It came from when I discovered Songfight. I wa...

glennny wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:07 pm

Glennny’s Nur Eins:
NE1- why is nobody in the regular fight? What’s going on Ken? (0 songs)

Wait...does this mean that I beat glennnny as being the only person in EVERY nur ein? (though - from memory - surely Sam and Ken were also in every Nur Ein with me?)

Caravan Ray’s Nur Eins: NE1- Tex Beaumont and the Dirty Hearts - 4 songs NE2- Tex Beaumont and the Dirty Hearts - 6 song NE3- Tex Beaumont and the Dirty Hearts - 4 song NE4- Tex Beaumont and the Dirty Hearts - 3 songs (retired - moved to NZ mid Nur Ein) NE5- Sid Denison and the Harpooners - 5 songs ...