I don't know about your UK-wannabe mamma's boy constitution, The UK doesn't have a Constitution. So, yes - you obviously don't know but our Constitution is perfect the way it's written. Yes. Obviously. That is why the USA is winning so bigginly. The first step would be to sort our your backward ele...

Thank you linesmen. Thank you ball boys. See you next year.

Oh dear. Another crap title/ challenge combo. Looks like last weeks good one was an anomaly. Rear window / different perspectives!?!? Really!?!? Mind you. The ghost of Grace Kelly has graciously agreed to do my guest vocals. So thats all good. Well - me and the ghost of Grace Kelly have split due t...

OK. If i were a judge - this is how I'd rank them: Moss Palace Grumpy Mike See Man Ski Jules Iolyn Nick Soma Frankie Big Face Lucky Spoon Max Bombast mandibles Cavedwellers BSS Micah Sommersmith Balance Lost Third Cat John Eric Lowest Bitter Serviettes Inflatable Vegetables And thanks Glen: Nuke Sky...

GlennCase wrote: ↑

Mon May 25, 2020 12:03 pm

Caravan Ray wrote: ↑

Mon May 25, 2020 2:13 am

Oh dear. Another crap title/ challenge combo. Looks like last weeks good one was an anomaly.

Look at the bright side: You might be eliminated this round anyway, and then you won't need to write a song!

Here’s hoping!!

Oh dear. Another crap title/ challenge combo. Looks like last weeks good one was an anomaly.

Rear window / different perspectives!?!? Really!?!?

Mind you. The ghost of Grace Kelly has graciously agreed to do my guest vocals. So thats all good.

Clear as mud, right? LOL. I'm with AJ and Crumpart. You did a great job explaining Grumpy - better than I have read before - but yeah I still don't get it - it is still clear as mud. It is like you are trying to run a modern nation with a 250 year old constitution! The Australian Constitution is 12...

mo wrote: ↑

Sat May 23, 2020 9:59 pm

Caravan Ray wrote: ↑

Sat May 23, 2020 8:03 pm

furrypedro wrote: ↑

Sat May 23, 2020 9:51 am

Frankie, quit yer fucking whining

Leave Frankie alone and go and find some soap you pommie bastard

Now this is the content I come here for

Thanks Mo. Do I get extra points?

furrypedro wrote: ↑

Sat May 23, 2020 9:51 am

Frankie, quit yer fucking whining

Leave Frankie alone and go and find some soap you pommie bastard

My understanding is you can’t have multiple tracks of the same instrument. At least not sounding simultaneously. The examples they have have one track of each instrument, not layered tracks of each instrument. We're not saying you can't - it all falls into the risk / reward stuff outlined by Glenn ...

If you want to make your guitar sound like a bass then go for it, but don't be surprised if some / all of the judges object to it when putting their rankings together. Is that as a challenge violation? or for playing lawyer ball? or because it might not sound good? Yes. Screw "The Man" Glennny. You...

Liner notes:

My song is the origin story for the troll in Three Billy Goats Gruff

Chupacabra -Nuke Skybaster reporting for DUTY!!! Drop bear, kracken, yeti, jackalope and manticore Yowie, beast of Bodmin, basilisk, bunyip, centaur All these mythical creatures With their magical features Have one thing in common I'm sure that they are things I’m more likely to see Than the girl f...

it is with a heavy heart that i must report that I have had to visit my local a&e department, and now have my arm in a sling, following an extremely cool skateboarding accident. apologies for not being able to get one in for this round, it was going to be an absolute banger, but it means that there...

This is a cool challenge because it has me creating something quite unlike my usual tracks. This makes me happy to read! Can't speak for all the judges, but this is precisely the kind of outcome I was hoping for. Something that takes you a little outside your comfort zone, and forces you to conside...

US Federal employee/public servant here: minor correction. Political appointees can be sacked for arbitrary reasons. Lower level hires are extremely difficult to fire unless they flagrantly break the law. Oh good! This stuff is really confusing me. (me- currently a local government public servant -...

"Why does more direct democracy cause such bad things in the USA? It works pretty well everywhere else." Well, we don't have a unified national identity or culture like other nations. The only thing we all can agree on is "don't tell me what to do". For perspective: the constitution's original amen...

I'm going to try to avoid starting a gun debate. No - that wasn't my intention. There is no debate. That is sort of the point. That the USA has a "gun debate" - is part of that malaise I am pointing to here. There is no "gun debate". There is a sad country that allows its citizens to be killed why ...

I know Australia had an amazing gun buyback thing - to get that to work here, you'd need 1) everyone to agree to trust the government (lol), 2) serious border security , 3) significant increase and cooperation in enforcement at all levels of government. Any territory that cannot eliminate guns comp...

fluffy wrote: ↑

Thu May 21, 2020 2:07 am

jazz renditions of Mozart and Beethoven

Am I the only one who thinks that sounds completely wrong? Mind you - my heavy metal version of Kraftwerk is coming along a treat.

I love American people..but why are you allowing the powers of the judiciary and legislature be diminished??1? To answer your question: The founders envisioned an agrarian confederation of states ruled by a plutocratic republic. We have patched it to be a national direct democracy. And now we don't...

grumpymike wrote: ↑

Tue May 19, 2020 6:58 am

Maybe you write about the chupacabra taking a vacation to visit his bunyip cousin down under.

As i understand it - a chupacabra is a canid. A bunyip is an an aquatic carnivore. Not cousins. Even in the crypto world.