SAMPLE: Niveous Man, that's like a lot of non-silly words that are based in reality and not at all like my alternate dimension pseudo-zombie spit bubble thing. At least I'm blowing a spit bubble in my picture, Jim Tyrrell isn't being invisible at all. The Octothrope picture would probably be even m...

Does the picture have to be vertical? I mean, because I was screwing around with a picture in photoshop and clockwised it 90 degrees and it makes me laugh, not because I want to submit a nude of me sprawled out across the bed or anything... unless that's acceptable, then maybe but probably not. Also...

easy solution That would only work if I were logged in and if I were logged in, I might feel compelled to post more. If I posted more, it might feel like something productive happened and that goes against the whole point of lurking on a message board. Which is to feel so much self loathing related...

And if this fucking ebook hasn't a goddamn thing to do with this Sabrina Rocksteady and Beebop fucking person or week fucking 7, why the fuck... why the fuck. That's all. Why the fuck? Why the fuck, if you've read the fucking book yourself, if you have any fucking opinion on it at fucking all, did y...

Just like the car wreck in Pierrot Le Fou I don't know if I like you Too clever to stand I feel my animosity being fanned I don't want it to ruin a thing But the good will's goin fast And I don't think this is gonna last Assis sur une chaise dans la cuisine Wish I hadn't made you my queen Placez le ...

My favorite body wash is Nivea for Men's Cool because it really does make me feel cool afterwards. Although currently I'm using Nivea's Platinum Protection and not once since I've used it have I been approached by any blondes, which I like, because I'm not a fan of blondes. Would Arctic Justice make...

You say she's crazy But nobodies body has been broken You say she's a witch Maybe you're right, She's got a magic potion Take your shot, let it swing She's better than anything you bring To the table... maybe you're the a-hole She might be threatening to some But mostly just the dumb If you've ever ...

Definitely more Howl Down The Chimney.

Why can't I select multiple options? Like everyone except hillbilly. And why isn't "anyone who unnecessarily makes their text a different color" an option?

I'd go with bandcamp if you ever want to see any money. Apparently the sales there go directly to you while people sending you money at jamendo goes to them for safe keeping until you've reached $100, then you make a request for it and I've heard people having problems requesting their money. I wish...

I didn't make it half an hour into this shit when I tried to watch it. A better movie would've been the invention of shutting the fuck up and stopping being so damn neurotic. Which is a pretty awkward title but still, a better movie.

Too bad a new title hasn't been posted because the perfect lyrics popped into my head...

How hard is it
to shit
on your melodica
While blowin in the tube
I don't wanna ruin my new shoes

Well, maybe not absolutely perfect.

This woman thats married to one of my cousins, I rarely see them, maybe every 5 years, since they live in a different state, every time I see her she always says "How are you Chad?" in a cheerful voice and it sets off a bizarre chain of events where my head pops straight up like I just wok...

I can't stop myself. This is an answer to both questions, really, I make music because I can't stop myself from making music and it sounds like it sounds because I can't stop myself while making it. People can speculate about me being deliberately inaccessible like I sit around thinking of ways to f...

LML wrote:The Chadderandom Abyss *
No. Just no.

Every third listen I feel the same way.

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Thanks. I also share a birthday (same year too) with Riki Lindhome and if you don't know who that is, I give you, the blond in: Garfunkel and Oates...



I think we need to have some sort of crazy pisces like-like type thing. Except this would probably happen...

A song about two people named Ellen and Ben I think its about how the narrator wanted to be more than friends with Ellen but he was too busy singing oh oh oh oh while Ben took some initiative and even though they really didn't get along when they met, he asked her out anyway and the narrator was je...

Bitter much? :P Totally. :( But seriously, to touch on the singing thing that was brought up, I've been thinking about it, for at least the last week, due to a combination of hearing an old song from when I thought I couldn't sing and apparently it was just self-loathing because I don't remember ev...

I've gotten a lot of advice that I've taken note of and thought it was good advice that at some point I'd put to use but none of it has been in the form of a harsh review because I can't really think of any actual harsh reviews, usually the people who'd likely give me a harsh review just dismiss the...

And yet, because I play guitar, you find me unqualified to judge you. It begins to feel as if your standard is, if we don't like your music, we are not qualified to judge it. Bullshit. Its really fucking frustrating when people twist what I say (or assume I fucking mean things that I don't) and esp...

As a guitarist myself I find it funny you decide that 'we' would be horrified by your submission. No we, just Ross. He specifically mentioned Charles Ives, a dissonant composer, as someone he appreciated, but I don't think Charles Ives included any guitar in any of his pieces, I could be wrong sinc...