Negatory. As a robot it possesses no need to defecate. Marvel upon this fact, puny humans, and despair.Billy's Little Trip wrote:Do I like this title?
....Does a robot ninja zombie bear shit in the woods?
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- Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:04 am
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: My mechanical paw is all over this one (prefight)
- Replies: 60
- Views: 6220
Re: My mechanical paw is all over this one (prefight)
- Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:46 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: Ready the polygraph! (Keep All Your Promises reviews)
- Replies: 179
- Views: 31737
Re: Ready the polygraph! (Keep All Your Promises reviews)
Congratulations, Torrentz, for being the actual winners of this week's fight.
- Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:03 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: Ready the polygraph! (Keep All Your Promises reviews)
- Replies: 179
- Views: 31737
Re: Ready the polygraph! (Keep All Your Promises reviews)
I'm sure these comments would be constructive criticism but it's so varying from so many different perspectives I'm torn about what direction to take my music in. There doesn't seem to be any consensus on my style, because I'm trying to change it to please people. To be honest I'm exhausted. I agre...
- Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:21 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: I'll Crush You With My Crushing Reviews (Crush Reviews)
- Replies: 105
- Views: 18726
Re: I'll Crush You With My Crushing Reviews (Crush Reviews)
Thanks Lunkhead!Lunkhead wrote:My favorite thing about this fight is the cover art. Nice work Teplin! You should make a series of drawings with that tentacled monster, he's awesome.
- Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:11 pm
- Forum: Daily Roll Call
- Topic: December 8, 2009 - Remembering John
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1512
Re: December 8, 2009 - Remembering John
Yeah, I know. I'm not going to join a commune either.fluffy wrote:I think he meant "no possessions" in the socialist/communist sense, i.e. everyone owns everything jointly.
- Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:05 pm
- Forum: Daily Roll Call
- Topic: December 8, 2009 - Remembering John
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1512
Re: December 8, 2009 - Remembering John
It's interesting that with so many things the songwriter asks us to imagine being without - the religious aspect is the only one that gets folks discussing it. This is a really good point. I'm not going to give away everything I own tomorrow, but I still think it's an awesome song, even though it a...
- Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:28 pm
- Forum: Monkey Business
- Topic: Dirty Joke Thread (18+ ONLY!)
- Replies: 57
- Views: 15315
Re: Dirty Joke Thread (18+ ONLY!)
Have you ever had beer spilled on your floor? It's FILTHY!Generic wrote:That one's not dirty!Märk wrote:A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Gimmie a beer, and a mop"
- Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:05 pm
- Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
- Topic: The 7th Annual Gift of Music
- Replies: 355
- Views: 27812
- Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:13 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: A Musical Consipiracy Theory: Pre-Flight
- Replies: 60
- Views: 5369
Re: A Musical Consipiracy Theory: Pre-Flight
Of course, you don't have to write a song espousing the viewpoint that 9/11 was an inside job. You could write a song expressing why you disagree with that view. Or a sarcastic song that mocks that view. Someone in the chat room suggested writing about an event that happened on a different historica...
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:05 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: What's it all About, Alphie?
- Replies: 50
- Views: 5294
Re: What's it all About, Alphie?
^ Everything Furrypedro said +1000 Also, I think a goal for a musician should be that they can go and perform live... and not get boo'ed off the stage because they can't sing in pitch and they cant play their instrument. Fine if that's what your goal is, but don't impose that on the rest of us. I, f...
- Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:32 am
- Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
- Topic: Dry Spell
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3833
Re: Dry Spell
Something will turn up It's just a matter of time Days bleed together As I look out through my blinds Curse this dry Spell Curse this dry One day we woke up Famished and feeling confined We left to find ourselves But there was nothing to find Curse this dry Spell Curse this dry The sun bleached all ...
- Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:00 pm
- Forum: Monkey Business
- Topic: R.I.P. Spud's Dad
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4162
Re: R.I.P. Spud's Dad
So sorry, Spud
- Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:14 pm
- Forum: Monkey Business
- Topic: Songfighter Videos on YouTube
- Replies: 381
- Views: 65835
Re: Songfighter Videos on YouTube
Hey, remember when I said in a couple reviews that something about your songs make me feel like I'm hanging out in your living room late at night listening to you play a song you just wrote (and I mean that in a really, really good way)? Well it was really cool to actually see what that would look l...
- Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:15 pm
- Forum: Introductions
- Topic: A bit late, but who isn't...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2234
Re: A bit late, but who isn't...
I'd only list a small fraction of what I listen to as major influences. Perhaps influences you are consciously aware of directly influencing you. Well sure, but anything we're not consciously aware of isn't exactly going to make it onto a list you make of your influences. But in general, I would sa...
- Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:11 pm
- Forum: Introductions
- Topic: A bit late, but who isn't...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2234
Re: A bit late, but who isn't...
Yes, I agree that what you like and listen to and your influences can be two different things... I'd only list a small fraction of what I listen to as major influences. But your influences, by definition, are bands and artists that have had an influence on how your music sounds. That doesn't necessa...
- Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:18 pm
- Forum: Introductions
- Topic: A bit late, but who isn't...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2234
Re: A bit late, but who isn't...
With a list of influences like that, I'm eager to hear what you come up with. When I first arrived I was clueless about mastering too, but practice, and advice from my fellow songfighters, has definitely helped me improve. There are lots of talented/experienced people around here who are more than w...
- Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:10 am
- Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
- Topic: hey listen to my new song (thread)
- Replies: 939
- Views: 225524
Re: hey listen to my new song (thread)
I think you've really outdone yourself this time, deetak. All the layered vocals sound better than ever, great sounding guitar, interesting chords, that subtle keyboard flute coming in. Two nitpicks. The end cuts off too abruptly, before the last chords finishes ringing out. And, I wish you could tr...
- Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:01 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: Dear Jury: Vote not guilty; I'll pay you! /Acquitted Reviews
- Replies: 70
- Views: 17077
Re: Dear Jury: Vote not guilty; I'll pay you! /Acquitted Reviews
Yeah, been there. I hate when ear fatigue kicks in midway through mixing an entry a few hours before the deadline.nyjm wrote:Wow; after a good night's sleep away from this tune, I apologize to everyone for inflicting that white-fucking-hot acoustic on your left ear.
- Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:55 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: Dear Jury: Vote not guilty; I'll pay you! /Acquitted Reviews
- Replies: 70
- Views: 17077
Re: Dear Jury: Vote not guilty; I'll pay you! /Acquitted Reviews
Thanks for the review, Authors. I used a banjitar, a banjo with a six string guitar neck.
Shocked an elephant to death. True story!Authors Of wrote:"Chopped an elephant to death?"
- Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:43 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: Et ils pissent comme je pleure (Amsterdam Reviews)
- Replies: 92
- Views: 18038
Re: Et ils pissent comme je pleure (Amsterdam Reviews)
Really nice to see Paco win this after being so consistently good fight after fight. Way to go Paco, nobody deserved it more than you!
- Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:13 pm
- Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
- Topic: I Will be Aquitted
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2842
Re: I Will be Aquitted
.............. I Will Be Acquitted ....................... by ........ Howl Down the Chimney .. (with help from Irwin and the IRC BFF) Frost on the deadlight A visit after midnight A whispered exchange at the bottom of the stairs Blackened fingers A well without water A sliver of silver in a circle...
- Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:07 pm
- Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
- Topic: Pre-trial motions
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2955
Re: Pre-trial motions
Howl Down the Chimney is grateful to have some very talented guest members this week.
Don't miss...
Signboy on saxophone!
Elaine Dimasi on english horn and flutes!
A clarinet cameo by Steve Durand!
Don't miss...
Signboy on saxophone!
Elaine Dimasi on english horn and flutes!
A clarinet cameo by Steve Durand!