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by jb
Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:38 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Yeah it’s a nice place but the cooktop stove and fridge are LITERALLY from the 80’s. They work ok though. All electric so not much to go wrong.
by jb
Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:19 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Just plaited bread. It’s pretty but underproved— tastes too much like dough. I never really knew what underproved meant before, as much as I like watching baking shows, but now it’s obvious. The first proof is when the yeasties really procreate and make the dough taste like bread! Duh. Anyway, not a...
by jb
Wed Jan 20, 2021 5:18 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Should’ve come out of the oven a couple minutes earlier but still, pretty good I think— we’ll see when I break into it...
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by jb
Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:11 pm
Forum: Collaborations
Topic: Instant Band: Song Fight Edition
Replies: 19
Views: 184

Re: Instant Band: Song Fight Edition

Not it!

JB
by jb
Sat Jan 16, 2021 5:28 pm
Forum: Complaints and Suggestions
Topic: Name change?
Replies: 6
Views: 135

Re: Name change?

‘Zat you, Viagra Pills? I thought you were a bot!
by jb
Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:02 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Yeah the Perfect Pizza vids were over the top, but I did find the "Every way to make" videos useful to some extent. I didn't agree with all of Emiel's results, and I reaaaaaaally got tired of him going "mm" before he started to speak every. single. sentence... but still, those were useful. I am enjo...
by jb
Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:45 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Though it DOES limit the size of the pizza to the size of your pan. I will admit, I will not be making 14-inch pies this way.
by jb
Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:43 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

I kind of feel like a lot of home pizza making methods are designed to make the process as complicated as possible!
by jb
Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:42 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Yeah one of the reasons I like the 2-part method is I don’t have to handle a 500-degree skillet ever, and I don’t have to attempt to lay my dough into said pan while hot. I’m sure there is some kind of adherence sacrificed between the crust and toppings, but I haven’t felt the lack. Oh also I don’t ...
by jb
Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:22 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Also, last night I watched an episode of Chopped that was all pizza makers. It was very charming.
by jb
Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:18 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Yeah this is the method to use to get close to a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza feeling.

The hardest part for me is stretching the dough to fit the pan. Practice is helping. The most expensive part of this is the cheese.
by jb
Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:58 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

I've been working on figuring out how to do pizza in my context. I say "in my context" because it seems like making pizza is a little like childrearing-- it's different, at least a little bit, for everybody. What's been working for me is based on Adam Ragusea's "easier pan pizza" method. For this me...
by jb
Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:14 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Gear Acquisition Syndrome
Replies: 152
Views: 18785

Re: Gear Acquisition Syndrome

Ah dang, I should have followed my gut and googled as usual. I figured the scam would be a shitty item not no item. I’ll see if Apple Pay can refund or something.
by jb
Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:31 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Gear Acquisition Syndrome
Replies: 152
Views: 18785

Re: Gear Acquisition Syndrome

Um hi. My name is JB and I just got suckered into buying a guitar.
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It was $50 and supposedly actually works as an NES and comes with a copy of Super Mario 3.

So. Uh, I guess we’ll see what happens now.
by jb
Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:52 pm
Forum: Currently Digging
Topic: The Endless Song Fight (Jukebox) Playlist
Replies: 14
Views: 411

Re: The Endless Song Fight (Jukebox) Playlist

Ok ima pick motherfuckin Shutdown by Wreckdom

http://www.songfight.org/music/shutdown ... utdown.mp3

JB
by jb
Sun Dec 27, 2020 11:40 am
Forum: Movies
Topic: Wonder Woman 1984
Replies: 4
Views: 154

Re: Wonder Woman 1984

I give it a D. One of the biggest issues I had was how the screenwriters project the audience’s knowledge into the characters. So none of them are surprised that Diana is showing up everywhere
by jb
Mon Dec 21, 2020 4:21 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

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by jb
Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:48 am
Forum: Daily Roll Call
Topic: Happy holidays and 2020!
Replies: 54
Views: 2171

Re: Happy holidays and 2020!

It’s true, the whole world basically had hand foot and mouth disease this whole year. But I take no responsibility. I also learned how to do that this year.
fluffy wrote:
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Happy holidays and the new year can’t get here fast enough for me.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
by jb
Fri Dec 04, 2020 4:52 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Chicken and Chick Pea Chili in Brown Rice
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by jb
Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:13 pm
Forum: Help and How To
Topic: Whistling
Replies: 13
Views: 231

Re: Whistling

My wife calls the teakettle thing "grampa whistling" and apparently I do it all day long. But I can only do this kind of very quiet whispery version that feels like the whisper version of mumbling to myself. "STOP GRAMPA WHISTLING OMG."
by jb
Fri Dec 04, 2020 2:01 pm
Forum: Help and How To
Topic: Whistling
Replies: 13
Views: 231

Re: Whistling

There is nothing more obnoxious than someone who is wolf whistling at a concert. It's like they don't care that there are people around them being blasted into deafness by their selfish bullshittery. They probably don't wear masks now.
by jb
Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:10 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 375
Views: 10974

Re: Cooking

Tri-color rotini in a cheddar-based sauce mornay. Yeah yeah it’s just Mac n cheese with different pasta. But cheese sauce from scratch y’all. I like to make mac n cheese with from-scratch sauce and fancy pasta. My kids prefer the shit from the box. Oh well. One of our go-to weeknight meals is mac n...