Cost of Living (c)2009 Pathetic Wannabees Cost of Living Living the cost All my possessions Have been tossed Out in the street Its not sweet But at least I’m still Unbowed and unbossed [Chorus] It's the Coooooost oooooof liiiiiivin' Givin' me misgivins' Gonna put it on my credit card Defer the cost ...

Your New Dress (c)2009 Pathetic Wannabees I once was Man Now I'm Nun zero plus zero Is the sum In the closet I must confess considering wearing your new dress [chorus] It's got the frills that gives me chills It's got the hem that screams 'Fem'! Don't you know? I'll look my best... in your new dress...

Back To The Well (c)2009 Pathetic Wannabees Well well well what have we here? who ate my pretzels? who drank my beer? Why why why should I get no respect? like a pariah like i might infect? [chrous] It's back to the well I need some new friends My back's to the wall and I'm facing the end If if ifs ...

Nothing Is Everything (c)2009 Pathetic Wannabees The jam's got the pulp the jelly's got the juice but pre-serves' got it all baby Giant Hunks of Fruit! [chorus] Don't tell me you need nothin' When everything's what you take The lovin' I've been givin' ain't equal to what you make Everybody loiters c...

911 - Inside Job (c) 2009 Pathetic Wannabees Someone call 911! I think I've just been robbed!... Love-hate? Peace - war? Enemy - friend? virgin - whore? [chorus] Someone call 911! I think that I've just been robbed! A piece of my heart's gone missing Think it was an inside job! Stay - go? Best - wor...

Dry Spell Pathetic Wannabees (c)2009 [intro] I'm all out of phrases nothin' much phases Run out of stories to tell No reason to stay if you've nothin' to say could be a permanent dry spell... Get back on the horse! Don't bunch your shorts! Screw the course! Disorder the court! [chorus] It's a dry he...

They Meet (c)2009 Pathetic Wannabees They meat I eat Munch head Crunch feet They taste I baste They run'd I chased [chorus] First time's the worst From bad to wurst God forgives Hunger's curse They squeal My meal Their fate I seal Fat/Lean Protein No diff Ed Gein [chorus] First time's the worst From...

I Will Be Acquitted [Life Sucking Riptide of Despair] (c)2009 Pathetic Wannabees I look in the mirror I see no reflection I gotta wonder why I ain't there My own voice has a stranger's inflection emanating I don't know where Indictment is certain bringin' down the curtain The universe will swallow m...

Amsterdam (c)2009 Pathetic Wannabees There were 4 Jolly Wannabees, There were 4 Jolly Wannabees Wanna, wanna, bee bee bees Wanna, wanna, bee bee bees There were 4 Jolly Wannabees Went to Omaha for chi-qi-tas Went to Omaha for chi-qi-tas Oma, Oma, chi-qi-tas! Oma, Oma, chi-qi-tas! Went to Omaha for c...

Do ya feel like the World's Greatest Dad? Well do ya...PUNK?! World's Greatest Dad (c)2009 Pathetic Wannabees I don't know the words to say "mah fuv woo" Yet I dig the pygmy more than I can say But Lord it leaves me cold and empty like arctic nights unpunctured by the day [chorus] I'm the ...

False Positive (c) 2009 Pathetic Wannabees I wanna know why cheese costs five bucks a pound I wanna know why Silent Majorities make so much sound I wanna know why it's all take and no give I wanna know why the false is so positive [chorus] It's a sham in a tube It's pee on a stick Is it a blink? Or ...

Framed (c) 2009 Pathetic Wannabees When you put it that way Escapin' out the back way chain me tame me just go on and frame me! When you're born in sin you're never gonna win damn me slam me bend me over jam me! [chorus] Walk me down that plank into the sea nail me in a box till I can't be ...anythi...

Back From Juvie (Mad Dog) (c) 2009 Pathetic Wannabees Back From Juvie Done my time in juvie Big House might be next They all blame my breeding the reason I am hexed Yes, I once stumbled and lashed at owner's hand But apple once bitten from Garden forever banned [chorus] Why? When? HOW'LL.... I ever ...