. . . and I thought I had this one in the bag . . . SHIT!

Wow, I seem to have ripped off Deep Purple, Madness, and that other guy that did "666" all in one shot . . . hell yes!!! Maybe I'll go for four ripoffs in one song next time! No . . . maybe five!!! Ripping people off is great because it keeps me from having to think of my own stuff . . . W...

Smoke on the water?! I invented that riff (the feet one) . . . yay! I don't know how you got smoke on the water from that one . . . LSD maybe? I am going to copyright every musical note individually so that anytime someone plays anything they will be ripping me off . . . . . . . . then I can sue (is...