All Tan The latest news reports said Stay in the shade or be dead Or try this nifty Sun block 150 So take your doctor's advice And stay blindingly white Or buy a big can Of spray-on fake tan They've got injections They've got implants They've got pills They've got nose sprays That even when you're s...

Niveous wrote:Is it wrong that my heart skipped a beat reading that.

Heh... Probably. Though I'm quite sure you already knew that. 8)

Me-- I was just getting off on all the dirty laundry...

(...Warm, soapy water, rinse off, hang to dry...Oooooooooh...talc...)

He say... Good-a Luck-a. Or something rather like it, yeah... If you would have, or would ever tend to suffer from Tonal Vision , you would have-a seen "it’s-a no beeg-a deal". Alby added to the alliteration and took liberties with the consistency of consonace with the substitution of i...

Airing of Grievances-- The vidlit Early reviews suggest, "It's more fun than getting killed with a giant boulder..." These folks want you to grab their poles So tag your fruitcake, erect your own pole (or someone else's) and celebrate while contemplating who you would most like to throw r...

Rock Stage Reviews from the front line by Johnny 'No Lester Bangs, he' Cashpoint Johnny Cashpoint - I like this a lot. I wanted to crunk up the original but it came out somewhere else thanks to a fantastic vocal performance by FS. The crowds aren't sure about the male vocalist, but they can't help ...

Of course there is always a chance for some live-feed action here! Or at the very best some bootleg live mp3 upload action????? :) j$ We'll keep it in mind. Sorry to hear about your loss, Spud. Depresses me to picture the shed empty. I believe I'm in w/ No Cash Value Yep and now THERE'S a thought t...

Oh, and Freudian Slip, "In the Mood" does have words. The famous renditions of it don't use them, though. Thanks, for pointing that out, Jim. You are, of course, right. Upon reflection, my grandmother had an unusually large collection of Big Band Music, it was among the type she favored. ...

Wow! so the instrumental thing appears to be a sensitive spot. Here's something else I was wondering that I forgot to include in my previous post. Why are the fights of various lengths? Last week we had 9 days, this time only six. Is this because our moderators have real lives and the fights work a...

While simultaneously working on perfecting my somnambulistic typing skills... Bloodberries and Cream I loved the Goth sound, neat twist on the title. Well produced. There was one line “evil boys”, that hit a <<shudder>> somewhere in my photoGRAPHIC memory, but other than that. cool song. Calfborg I’...

Duckpoop Grumbleduke is displeased. You do realize I'm joking yes? *SMILEY* Ducking STOOL... Stool sample... duck poop? awe c'mon, I do it to everybody! :-) <-- smiley Oooooh lookie... you'sa made a funny in the rattle bowl. Don't forget to "flush". ...erm... Yeah, that was it. Yes, well-...

All of you guys seriously NEED to go review the words to my rap. I think then you will understand the point behind it. Au contraire, mon frere. Seeing that there ain't no FCC-class vulgarities only confuses me more. Unless the humor is the word-substitution action going on in the [bleep]ed listener...

Gallows Hill ____________ All my God I'm-- not seeing forest on the path that leaves from trees I dance my tune You hear my silence The gallows pole is swinging me All my gods left The straight and narrow ( for a) --Rock riddled hill, Beneath a tree All the wind's left It's barren branches (as a) co...

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Geez and I keep hoping someone titles the Gallows Hill Review thread with something on the order of, "How's it Hanging?" Gallow's Hill Reviews.

I did a song for Shut Up and Sit Down , but I did it in about 2 hours the night before and I didn't think the result was submission-worthy. This thread was looking lonely, so I thought I'd post it here. It is a blatant 15-16 Puzzle style-ripoff. Puce - Shut Up and Sit Down Wow... that was awesome! ...

Also, Artist Formerly Known as Freudian Slip: RhymeZone is indeed a wonderful website, but I managed to think of all the possible rhymes before consulting it to see if I'd thought of all possible rhymes. I'm not sure if that makes me cool, or what. Also, I found out about Lake Meach and the Meach A...

WTF, I've got some extra time this week. "1000 Words" is written. If anyone decides to get "creative" and write a song with 1,000 words, I'll hurl my shoe at them. Hey-- cool. How's your pitching arm? Hee :P (Actually, to do that WAS my first mislaid inspiration when I saw the t...

Of course, I know you were kidding. One of the meanings of sinister is left-handed. And I'll definitely PM you about that....stories to tell, stories to tell. Dang :roll: -- total V8 moment for me <<<smacks forehead with palm>>>. Hee-- Good one, Niv. RG was way ahead of me on that one. Oooooh... --...

No, FS, I am not sinister. Aw, c'mon Niv...<<<pouts>>> Of all people (or at least many others) I figured YOU would know I were jest yankin' your chain. One of my favorite hobbies is word play, in case you've never noticed and, didn't I just-- once again-- mention that it takes VERY little to amuse ...

Johnny Cashpoint's Evil Twin -- MY evil twin's name is "Skippy", what's yours? 'The artist formerly known as J$.', involving some strange symbolism? This makes me chuckle... whee... a capella -- the ryhthm sort of reminds me of a country/folk song. The beat, that is. The actual singing ge...

Naked On The Meach Reviews Boomstick: Cool mood. Voice is a little sharp in parts, but the spoken word bits are perfect. I like endings that leave you hanging. Nice. Yeah, bummer-- that's my fault. I f#@cked up. Someone please remind me NOT to work out lyrics while driving and or/in the shower. :ro...

Son of a meach... I don't think I EVER heard a guy use little in the same breath as boner , heh-- At least not when the statement was self referential. Or is that like the "emotionally evolved" emo guy in strange clothing who shows his sensitivity by sharing his lack of breadth girth and g...