Mostess wrote:Pooch Quick Start

Best. Songfight. Ever.

Return of the Audio Reviews I haven't actually listened to these. I'm pretty sure there's some cursing. Klownhole I listened to your song, and it's really great (reviews to come after I am done travelling). To your point about people thinking your song is "gay" after hearing our song, you...

Rone Rivendale wrote:Sad thing is, I think Meatwad believes what he's saying.

Well, I don't believe most things I say. But I do think this entry rocks pretty hard.

The art wasn't that bad, was it? :shock: I think the deal is that the Fightmaster is afraid to post the fight. Because our entry was so awesome that it had to win. Seriously, it really rocks. Hard. And there is a well documented conspiracy to keep Klownhole from winning. The Man is afraid of what w...

... to cause the roof of my mouth to break out in hives for 4-5 hours (it's a terrible sensation). Which is extra-super bad for a person who plays breath-driven instruments... Oh Dominar o' the Oats, "aboriginal Americans"? Are you so infused with the dreaded PC, or do you have an Anthrop...

Spud wrote:How Much Will You Give Me?
Due: Monday 09/24/07 9:59am pdt

Klownhole is IN. We are going to rock the party.

Klownhole – I hate to say it, but I don’t think I’ll make it through all 7+ minutes of this. This song sounds like something my friends in high school would have listened to. I do like the organ sound. Ok, I’m 4 minutes into this (farther than I thought I’d get) and I’m actually starting to think t...

Paco Del Stinko wrote:

Meatwad wrote:7-string tuned down to G-flat.

I guessed F, but wasn't even thinking 7 string. That's a low B like a baritone, isn't it?

Absolutely

Pierre Menand wrote: Klownhole
A few side notes - the guitar on this is a detuned baritone, so I believe that the B string is down to G# - Meatwad would know.

7-string tuned down to G-flat.

That was one helluva lot of work. Links to audio "reviews" follow. Enjoy 'em or not. Adult language warning! Can we have multiple titles/fights now? ;-) Klownhole Yes Virginia, he is an asshole. Sweet jesus, you magnificent bastards. What a great way to do reviews. But so much work. From ...

Klownhole is in. With a light, airy, quick little number.

I just wanted to say a quick "punch you in the neck!" for the 5 year anniversary of a Klownhole victory.

Tony Danza!

Freddielove wrote: Klownhole
I never really have anything to say about your songs. And I doubt you care anyway. At least this is funny. Not knowing how to finish a line and just saying “yeah!” is hilarious.

It's ok if you don't have anything to say, just say "Yeah!".

Klownhole: You are still Klownhole. Which is becoming happily familiar week by week. MP3 needs a new "number of beers" rating tag to accomodate the fanbase of Klownhole. Finally, after all these years some actual constructive input we can use. Consider it done. From this day forward all K...

A milestone is set as Desctruction Enterprises will be entering for the 2nd fight in a row. Prepare yourselves now, this song is over the top and will probably offend some (ask me if I care? lol). :D No, no, no. That's unacceptable. You are required to care. A lot. It's in the by-laws. It might be ...

Klownhole is in with our folkiest, most sensitive number to date. Fans of Leonard Cohen take note.

Denyer wrote:

Rone Rivendale wrote:

bzl wrote: *A long holier than thou rant*

This isn't professional song fight, it's just song fight. Have fun or go away.

learn how to make a song or fuck off.

Careful with what you say, lest you are a candidate to follow your own advice. Dickhole.

Rabid Garfunkel wrote:I'm going to start campaigning for the position of King of Not My Thing. Heh.

I think you will have trouble unseating the encumbent.

Klown Hole - I wanted to hear the vocals louder, the bludgeoning guitar got to me after awhile, I know that's the style, but still. I think you are right. The guitars should have gotten progressively louder and denser as the song progressed. Instead of staying the same density all the way through. ...

None of the above. Pure unadulterated punk rock. Except for the complexity of the lyrics, this is a Discharge song. I've been surprised that no one commented on the obvious homage to Discharge. Even the mix is a tribute. Though, there are way too many words to be a proper Discharge song. I'd be sur...

Mostess wrote:

Meatwad wrote:The whiny little chaff.

Hostess Mostess may change their band name!

See? Pooch Quick Start is still paying creative dividends.

Spud wrote:

lesChaps wrote:

jb wrote:there are no sterile titles, there are only sterile songs.

There are, however, stupid titles.

"Pooch Quick Start" comes to mind. Ask your bandmates.

Great title. Rich tapestry of material. Fertile landscape of ideas. Separated the wheat from the chaff. The whiny little chaff.