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by lesChaps
Sun Jul 19, 2015 12:10 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: No Rush
Replies: 3
Views: 650

Re: No Rush

Challenge to spend more than 15 seconds on lyrics -- accepted. Klownhole - No Rush Is it an insect? Someone script it to the A.I. It doesn't see dick, it just sees dogs and bird and eyes In its innocence it can say things new under the sun Ecclesiastes in its ignorance of testes, and now who's seein...
by lesChaps
Wed May 27, 2015 9:44 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: The Song Fight Excuse List
Replies: 36
Views: 11597

Re: The Song Fight Excuse List

jb wrote:I AM IN JAMAICA SO SHUT IT
That is a strong contender for best.
by lesChaps
Sun May 24, 2015 1:50 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Rum! (Hope You're Having a Nice Time in Jamaica prefight)
Replies: 38
Views: 3987

Re: Rum! (Hope You're Having a Nice Time in Jamaica prefight

http://www.salon.com/2014/04/25/jamaica ... ove_story/

Thematically, everything came together nicely for Klownhole with this title.
by lesChaps
Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:18 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: 8 Days A Year (Drunk Season)
Replies: 38
Views: 6972

Re: 8 Days A Year (Drunk Season)

I'm pretty sure I will only be able to get through 1/3 or 1/2 of these tonight, but here goes ... This is side two. Please listen to side one before listening to this side. Los Bumps [/url] Raucous Hobo-Hop. Or is it Hip-Hobo? I think it would require a "beat" and you didn't "drop the bass", but I ...
by lesChaps
Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:35 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: 8 Days A Year (Drunk Season)
Replies: 38
Views: 6972

Re: 8 Days A Year (Drunk Season)

I'm pretty sure I will only be able to get through 1/3 or 1/2 of these tonight, but here goes ... Berkeley Social Scene [/url] Clever lyrics. Sadly, I think that is going to happen a lot this time around. Not sure why that is sad. Probably knowing I will overdose on twee and swag and yolos. Anyway, ...
by lesChaps
Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:40 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: On the Verge of (Reviews)
Replies: 19
Views: 4218

Re: On the Verge of (Reviews)

chocolatechips wrote:Does that include the members of Klownhole?
LOL
by lesChaps
Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:38 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: On the Verge of (Reviews)
Replies: 19
Views: 4218

Re: On the Verge of (Reviews)

"Klownhole - Pretty nature sounds get eaten alive by some heavy sludge rock. At first I pictured a heavy metal band just playing out in the middle of a field. Strange. Then I thought; maybe it's more like the band is stomping on this nature deal. I guess I'm really caught on the field recording at ...
by lesChaps
Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:27 pm
Forum: Collaborations
Topic: Anyone know any Chinese people?
Replies: 6
Views: 2570

Re: Anyone know any Chinese people?

No, but I know a little German ....
by lesChaps
Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:24 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Your yet to be written song has me on the... (prefight)
Replies: 17
Views: 1834

Re: Your yet to be written song has me on the... (prefight)

Spud wrote:review thread?
Chainsaw fight?
by lesChaps
Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:14 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Your yet to be written song has me on the... (prefight)
Replies: 17
Views: 1834

Re: Your yet to be written song has me on the... (prefight)

Klownhole has completed their aural contribution. We are also undertaking a group renaissance and have contributed album art, choosing to include not only a title reference, but also a number of current and past pop culture references. It's like the side of a happy meal: see if you can name them!
by lesChaps
Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:05 pm
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: Elvis vs. Elvis
Replies: 101
Views: 11441

Re: Elvis vs. Elvis

No, I hold Costello in contempt for that one. His explanation was that he was trying to piss off some dicks he was surrounded by. Sounded like a reasonable excuse to me. And Ray Charles seemed cool with it. Give Mr McManus a break. Wellllll... Okay. But only because you vouch for him. :| Well, you ...
by lesChaps
Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:58 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands (No Brakes Reviews)
Replies: 42
Views: 6888

Re: Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands (No Brakes Reviews)

Took me an age to get these done but I fuckin did it. Now, should I A) write a Verge of Tears, or B) review Joey. Hmmm... You're waaay ahead of me, so ... Klownhole: Would've been a good intro, but not really a song. That's come up already. Not that I would compare us to anyone good, but ... what m...
by lesChaps
Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:50 pm
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: Elvis vs. Elvis
Replies: 101
Views: 11441

Re: Elvis vs. Elvis

Let's judge the music, not the men No, I hold Costello in contempt for that one. And Elvis was a bundle of neuroses, and a totem of the times that invites delicious exploration. Someone should grab Mama Liked the Roses. On the other hand, if we are talking straight covers, I have the advantage of h...
by lesChaps
Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:21 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Awesome Youtube videos
Replies: 1191
Views: 68351

Re: Awesome Youtube videos

Billy's Little Trip wrote:If I was ever getting down to brass tacks with a lady friend and saw a cloaca, I'd be all....
Oh, man. I love that goat. That goat would know the difference.
by lesChaps
Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:59 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: Elvis vs. Elvis
Replies: 101
Views: 11441

Re: Elvis vs. Elvis

Elvis Costello was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me you see Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain According to Rolling Stone, he did in fact make a racist comment about Ray Charles, but I am disappointed to find out it wasn't [CENSORED] that punched him in the face for it....
by lesChaps
Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:17 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Awesome Youtube videos
Replies: 1191
Views: 68351

Re: Awesome Youtube videos

Klown social networking circuit triggers engaged.

Behold.



That is all.
by lesChaps
Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:57 am
Forum: Sidefights and Highlights
Topic: Elvis vs. Elvis
Replies: 101
Views: 11441

Re: Time for another coverfight?

ken wrote:Wesley Willis Coverfight!
Klownhole approved.
by lesChaps
Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:51 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands (No Brakes Reviews)
Replies: 42
Views: 6888

Re: Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands (No Brakes Reviews)

chocolatechips wrote:the negative feedback that's most important
Absolutely. But I printed out a copy of the memo from HR about calling it "constructive feedback" and left it on your desk. They also gave me this emoticon to indicate wryness: ;)
by lesChaps
Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:07 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands (No Brakes Reviews)
Replies: 42
Views: 6888

Re: Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands (No Brakes Reviews)

- I'd have to be pretty high to get into this, I think. That is a common and appropriate response to pretty much everything we have ever done. We also would have accepted "really drunk" or "severely brain-damaged". We are not without sympathy or compassion for anyone attempting to listen (we often ...
by lesChaps
Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:59 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Get a jump on this one (prefight)
Replies: 13
Views: 1194

Re: Get a jump on this one (prefight)

Klownhole curiously came to understand the inspiration of the title and managed to incorporate it into the song. Well. Mostly. It is our best attempt to send a get well soon card, made with love like a half-wit 5 year old. All snot and eyeboogers.
by lesChaps
Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:41 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Write a Song. Record. Submit. Repeat. No Breaks. (prefight)
Replies: 21
Views: 1467

Re: Write a Song. Record. Submit. Repeat. No Breaks. (prefig

Something really weird happened to Klownhole this week. Completely different from things that have happened before, not in 10 or 15 years.

Probably a stroke.

Anyway, it is submitted. Enjoy a rare 90 second entry and ride Klownhole's new monster. With a hole big enough to drive a truck through.