oktoberfest beers at a sweetass bar. then arrogant bastard. then pbr all the fucking way. pbr is the greatest invention of the last 200 years.

I had really bad hiccups last night too.

If I ever get married, I will try to convince my bride that our wedding and reception should only include songs from 69 Love Songs. That almost seems dangerous considering Merrit's sarcasm in some of the songs. But not really. He writes beautiful songs. You should include "It's Only Time"...

i am fucked. iam fuuuuuuuckecked. so drunk. fuck. i . fuck. ne erasldfjlasdfjalsdfj

Speaking of teeth, I had my first ever cavity filled today. It pretty much sucked. It was in between my back two molars, so they had to drill through the top of my tooth and into the side. They said it would take about five minutes, but it took about 45. Also, I apparently have a high tolerance to w...

qotd: Anal Cunt

Last night some friends and I started a band. We're really fast metal/hardcore and we're called Dickfist. We are working on songs to play shows. I am the guitarist. My middle finger and thumb bled all over my guitar from playing too hard. That's what kind of band we are. qotd: I read Toothpaste for...

I'm sleepless too, but it's because I have a lot of homework to do by 1 pm. I've been procrastinating. I just wrote an incredibly long myspace blog about things that I like. It's pointless. I am pointless. I'm not going to sleep until 3 or 4 am tomorrow. Last night some friends and I started a band....

qotd: You like a girl.

Billy's Little Trip wrote:

fodroy wrote:

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Fod, now I can add stuttering to my image of you with the under bite, and spontaneous quirkiness.

Did I stutter?

yep
yep

Ohhh... Shit. I didn't even notice that. Actually, I did it on purpose because what I had to say was just that important that it had to be said twice.

Once again, drunk. Last night was a bad night for aggressive drunk posting. I don't like spoken word, but some people do. I like poetry readings though. I don't like when I feel that the person speaking is acting. I just want to hear a person saying honest and good poetry to the audience as directly...

I was drunker than I've been in a long time when I wrote that. I apologize. I overreact to things sometime. I just feel weird. I love you all. I love the people here. I just sometimes feel embarassed trying to talk about myself. Like trying to talk about myself in a positive way. Then I react the op...

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Fod, now I can add stuttering to my image of you with the under bite, and spontaneous quirkiness.

Did I stutter? Only when Im fuckin drunk. Like now. I fucking crashed a bike into a tv while continuing to drinka fucking beer. Fuck.

i don't know. awesome shit happens in muncie.

This used to be an embarassing, angry drunk post. It is now a sober, replacement post.

Can I just say that spoken work poetry is the most fucking stupid/obnoxius/shittty/retarded/worst thing to have ever been invented. Fuck that pretentious bull fuck.

I will fight anyone that defends spoken word to the fucking death.

qotd: In the 60's or 70's Muncie was chosen as the subject of a sociological experiment or something called Middletown. It was featured in all sorts of reports and I think documentaries as being the average American town. I don't know if it really is though. At least not anymore. Now it's sort of a ...

qotd: In the 60's or 70's Muncie was chosen as the subject of a sociological experiment or something called Middletown. It was featured in all sorts of reports and I think documentaries as being the average American town. I don't know if it really is though. At least not anymore. Now it's sort of a ...

does anyone else hear pavement's cut your hair when they read this thread title?

I just woke up. This is the first time since last week I've gotten more than 4 hours of sleep in a night. It feels good.

qotd: Probably Greek's Pizza just off campus. But of course, I'd have to show you The Heorot, which is probably the best bar in all of the midwest.

It is from the unreleased song "Which Synonym for Small Would You Choose to Describe Sven's Penis." Zing!

Oh shit. This question would drive me insane to think about, so I'm not going to answer it.

Niveous wrote:Other than an abundance of really cute Asian women,

This is a perk of my job too! Cute Asian women checking out laptops and asking for Superbit (meaning Superbad) on DVD.