Missed the "We Control the Weather" Deadline, but here's the lyrics I wrote. They Control the Weather By Level Nivelo It’s raining again, and there’s nothing I can do I have to take a nap as the barometer drops Though I promised we’d meet up, I really want to see you Nothing I can do until...

No, Jeff Robertson, none of these are "Mr. Sandman" parodies. In the order they popped up (aside from mine own): <b>G4meboy</b>- I like it, the music's got kind of a Blue Öyster Cult feel till the vocals come in and seem to have been recorded in a different room. Not really sure what you w...

Mr. Sandwich Now Mr. Sandwich is making you drool Kind Mr. Sandwich will never be cruel Though he is savory, slathered in mayo No, Mr. Sandwich is nobody's fool Dear Mr. Sandwich, on bread that is white Sweet Mr. Sandwich is always polite Though he is edible, he's not for dinner; Fuck, Mr. Sandwich...

I'm in for Mr. Sandwich.

(Got a new microphone, too, so it won't be actually painful to listen to!)

I'm in (for the first time in, like, ever). I apologize in advance for the terrible recording quality.

Hey everyone! It's been forever since I posted a song here (I got a new computer, and my recording equipment has been messed up since). But I wanted to let you know about my new Musical, since one of the songs in it was actually developed through SongFight! My "A Day in the Life" made it i...

Weirdly, <a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0620,taormino,73190,24.html">this column</a> was in the village voice this week, all about how hetero guys are enjoying being on the recieving end of anal sex (from their girlfriends, with strap-ons). Pictures in column not safe for work...

Caravan Ray wrote:I reckon being gay would be pretty cool.

Yeah, it's pretty sweet. And frankly, if you're doing it correctly, anal sex isn't exactly a chore.

Okay, my input, since we have a separate forum for this now: 1: an otter is also hairy, just skinny (as opposed to bears, who are usually on the burly/fat side). Crates doesn't look particularly hairy in the picture- he barely has stubble. In Gay slang, he'd be considered a "twink". 2: I b...

In the order they were delivered to me: <b>Ratt Poizon</b> Woo, hardcore! Music's kickass. Have no idea what's going on here, since I can't understand the lyrics. Was that something about a "one-eyed Jew"? Quiet middle part with the crying is creepy, like a low-budget horror film where som...

Whee, I have a new computer, so I'm in the game again! Shweet.
I'll be in "Covered in Bugs".

Missed you guys!

Mostess wrote: Level Nivelo: Tune your guitar. Lose the crass. Lose the snide. Really, stop this infantile crap.

Thanks for the constructive criticism.

I'm finding it hard to think of anything for "Mean to Me" that isn't already the song from Ain't Misbehavin'.

lyrics to that.

Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly With His Song". I've always thought that was terribly appropriate.

Yes, I am totally lame. My father was in town for my brother's birthday, and I ended up going out drinking with them and the time got away from me. Poo. I really wanted to go, too.

(though, yes, titties and muff: ew.)

I just moved and my recording stuff isn't set up yet, so I posted some free "fell out of the sky" lyrics in the Lyrics Archive for anyone who might want to use them.

I just moved and my recording stuff isn't set up yet, so here are some free lyrics for anyone who might want them- Duncan You fell out of the sky And into my eye It’s making me cry But not ‘cause I’m sad You fell out of my car But that’s how you are Didn’t roll very far But really, I’m glad You keep...

I think I'm going to end up voting for Level Nivelo. EDIT: I would've voted for Level Nivelo, but my sister had already voted for Eight-legged Oedipus. Apparently, multiple computers over a wireless network can't all vote. Or something. Next time I'm near a different computer I'll cast a vote in Le...

Midway through mine? It's 36 seconds!

Aw SNAP!

Darkest fight in a while. <b>Josh Woodward</b> - Beautiful picking as usual. Rather hypnotic melody. Spooky lyrics. <b>Beowulf Kingsley</b> - Like the 60's-style chimes. This sounds like Bob Dylan covering a song by the Shirelles. Nice "brass balls" line. Keen guitar solo. <b>The Miasmatic...

The Pawnbroker’s Stepdaughter by Level Nivelo The pawnbroker’s stepdaughter wanted to know If everything that she believed Was chosen and wrapped up for her with a bow A simple gift to be received Was it her father who taught her to cry? Her mother who gave her her laugh? I know for certain that it...