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by j$
Thu Apr 13, 2023 11:20 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: We're already in it (The Long Fade Out prefight)
Replies: 4
Views: 513

Re: We're already in it (The Long Fade Out prefight)

I'm in, with a song that may well be twice as long as it needs to be. Stop it at 1:35 if you feel it's done. Or vice versa. I won' t bear a grudge (for too long, anyway :)).

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by j$
Thu Apr 13, 2023 11:08 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Don't be so mean... (Digital Pet reviews)
Replies: 10
Views: 1391

Re: Don't be so mean... (Digital Pet reviews)

W.A.I.L. trying superhard not to piss anyone off this time out; Except maybe me! Berkeley Social Scene : Very nicely performed. It's just a bit plodding. Minus points (from some imaginary scorecard, obviously) for using the word "simulation". Folk Murder of the Violet Crow : Great stupid b...
by j$
Thu Apr 13, 2023 10:54 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: The Long Fade Out
Replies: 2
Views: 705

The Long Fade Out

by Johnny Cashpoint Eighteen, and you just want to make out. Blinking; suddenly your life has played out All the options gone, the boxes greyed out - Welcome to the long fade out Long fade out Long fade out Long fade out Eighty, and you know you're on the way out Your early potential never paid out...
by j$
Thu Apr 06, 2023 4:58 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Digital Pet
Replies: 3
Views: 824

Digital Pet

by Johnny Cashpoint Did you forget To wet the head Of your digipet? Well now it is dead. Too late for vet - Don't get upset; Your digital pet has starved to death. Digi digi digital pet. Cut off from the internet, it Could not digest, well, who would've guessed? Digi digi digi digital dead! Now it i...
by j$
Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:08 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: New Modality
Replies: 3
Views: 730

New Modality

by Johnny Cashpoint Here comes the new modality Just 'cos you won't understand me Don't mean I'm wrong, neccessarily - You short haired hippy! The way that I experience Things might make not that much sense; Best way that I can explain it Is nothing ever changes. The new modality is here To let you ...
by j$
Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:03 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Now that the day is over I got a (New Modality prefight)
Replies: 5
Views: 546

Re: Now that the day is over I got a (New Modality prefight)

I'm also in, with my first solo entry since last week's!


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by j$
Thu Mar 23, 2023 4:44 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Time to schedule my colonoscopy (I Only Go Once A Week reviews)
Replies: 11
Views: 1625

Re: Time to schedule my colonoscopy (I Only Go Once A Week reviews)

FatBoyJamz wrote:
Wed Mar 22, 2023 6:42 am
I'm new to this, so here goes...

Johnny Cashpoint - The backing track seems to fit just right for this song. And, maybe some of song was cut off? Not sure if that was intentional or accidental.
I've checked and the song is fine,playing for me in its entireity, Cheers, anyway.

j$
by j$
Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:19 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Tune in for the Darwin Awards (Natural Stupidity reviews)
Replies: 26
Views: 3087

Re: Tune in for the Darwin Awards (Natural Stupidity reviews)

Dear Mo Many, many apologies. I completely misconstrued what you were saying and misreacted. Totally out of line and all I can do is beg forgiveness. This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the internet! Dismiss it as natural stupidity (natch) and please move forward, Ignore me at all times - it's the...
by j$
Wed Mar 15, 2023 3:52 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Tune in for the Darwin Awards (Natural Stupidity reviews)
Replies: 26
Views: 3087

Re: Tune in for the Darwin Awards (Natural Stupidity reviews)

Paco Del Stinko wrote:
Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:52 am
Ha! And I you, sir. We're even!
Get a room, gentlemen :)
by j$
Wed Mar 15, 2023 3:35 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Tune in for the Darwin Awards (Natural Stupidity reviews)
Replies: 26
Views: 3087

Re: Tune in for the Darwin Awards (Natural Stupidity reviews)

j$ yeah the lyrics are probably a little obscure if you don't have the story she wrote right in front of you to hate on hahahahaha [OPINION EXPRESSION] There is a difference between 'hating on' and 'not disliking'. I'm not expecting or interested in being anywhere near beating you to the "vict...
by j$
Wed Mar 15, 2023 9:28 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Oh, me? Well, (I Only Go Once A Week prefight)
Replies: 6
Views: 832

Re: Oh, me? Well, (I Only Go Once A Week prefight)

I am in with a deliberaately very sad uke song, with lots of weird background noises not quite distracting from the piss-poor singing! I would describe it as a sot's suicide note. "Wounded"? Ha, I'll show you "wounded", Paco!

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by j$
Wed Mar 15, 2023 9:25 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: I Only Go Once A Week
Replies: 4
Views: 731

I Only Go Once A Week

By Johnny Cashpoint (Thanks to Ken for the lyrical impetus ) I only go out once a week To the pub at end of my street I stay there six nights in a row Evening off and then back I go No time to go to church so I'm going down to Hell Haven't got the time for the gym or Taco Bell I don't See my family,...
by j$
Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:11 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Tune in for the Darwin Awards (Natural Stupidity reviews)
Replies: 26
Views: 3087

Re: Tune in for the Darwin Awards (Natural Stupidity reviews)

W.A.I.L. I swore off reviewing after last time but I hate to see an undervalued fight. And I can't help myself. Ellipsis - I don't dislike it at all - I mean it's the sort of 90s maths rock meets 60s punk vibe that I realise is very popular round these parts and I would do every week if only I had t...
by j$
Mon Mar 06, 2023 12:51 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: My mental health has never been better (Power Plants reviews)
Replies: 21
Views: 2449

Re: My mental health has never been better (Power Plants reviews)

Ratt Poizon wrote:
Mon Mar 06, 2023 11:38 am

Dollar bill inkpoints: Great lyrics and vocal delivery. Not bad! needs more goofy noises. 4/5
I don't think anyone has ever said that about my vocal delivery before (in almost twenty years) so THANK YOU!

j$
by j$
Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:23 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: I keep hearing about this in the news (Natural Stupidity prefight)
Replies: 8
Views: 682

Re: I keep hearing about this in the news (Natural Stupidity prefight)

I'm in with a little sloppy uke drone, as is my want.

j$
by j$
Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:22 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Natural Stupidity
Replies: 2
Views: 692

Natural Stupidity

by Mister Johnny Cashpoint Natural stupidity Sadly it is hereditary Gene eight out of ten folk carry And that includes both you and me Natural stupidity Forms our national identity Not a crime or disability Just the way that you were born, see Don't you worry, sweets, you are not alone you'd see if ...
by j$
Mon Feb 13, 2023 8:27 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Strong Coffee
Replies: 11
Views: 1630

Re: Strong Coffee

'Strong Coffee' by Johnny Cashpoint Features a drum sample from Fontaines DC's "Roman Holiday". Here's a warning - early mornings Aren't the best thing for my being! No amount of your strong coffee Ever stops me being grumpy. (Caffeine coffin) makes me frothy, naughty and cocky, (Caffeine...
by j$
Sat Jan 28, 2023 3:24 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: I'm Gonna Explode
Replies: 7
Views: 1202

Re: I'm Gonna Explode

I'm Gonna Explode by Johnny Cashpoint You’ve lost some weight, you say, that’s great But all I see is a massive tree I have a heart, I’ll play my part But dear God, stop talking at me Get off this rocky road Or I’m gonna blow And I don’t mean my load I'm gonna explode Don’t look this gift horse in ...
by j$
Sun Jan 15, 2023 2:13 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: PURPLE TAPES PROJECT #1: Take The Power Back
Replies: 2
Views: 419

Re: PURPLE TAPES PROJECT #1: Take The Power Back

New God Flow by The Pro$emite Ascend, ascend - new God Flow Round the bend - new God Flow Who's the Dalida of being Jesus? God quest 3k So on trend - new God flow All pretend - new God Flow Who's the Dalida of being Jesus? God quest 3k Ascend, ascend - new God Flow Make new friends - new God flow A...
by j$
Sun Jan 15, 2023 2:00 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Rest In Peace
Replies: 182
Views: 62086

Re: Rest In Peace

Ah, it was a tough year generally; but it saddens the Anglophiles amongst us to say Terry Hall was a great loss, I found myself bursting into tears while dancing to a FB3 song at a club just yesterday. As they say, no age. I would link a song but I have no idea if the various copyrights would allow ...
by j$
Sun Jan 15, 2023 1:23 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: My First Rodeo
Replies: 3
Views: 559

My First Rodeo

My First Rodeo by Johnny Cashpoint Feaures a sample from Kongbalong's 'Jamuary 2023 - 6" I have got myself Out of the bad place I had got into You should be oh so very pleased You have tried to kill Me, but you have failed Dont you worry, i'll Put you at your ease, tonight, (yes, please) This ...
by j$
Sun Jan 15, 2023 1:21 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Actually this IS (My First Rodeo prefight)
Replies: 4
Views: 554

Re: Actually this IS (My First Rodeo prefight)

Apologies, I've submitted a massively depressing dirge. The animals are buried in the bass end. Features a sneaky Starfinger sample right at the very end, for no reason other than I could; and no one else would! j$