Sorry I'm so late to this party! Remember how great it was to have Octothorpe in fights all the time? I love Octothorpe. I remember how delighted I was, ten years ago (!) when they popped up after a while for Crush. It's a really fun song. I crush cans! So there you have it. Crush by Octothorpe http...

Oh, heck. I've been wanting to do vinyl forever. What's the pricing like, and what's the minimal order size? All the places I've looked at are extremely expensive if you get only 100 done, and nobody does fewer than that (and I really don't expect to be able to sell more than a few copies of anythi...

https://goldrushvinyl.com/

Wonderful, helpful staff, no upcharge for 180 gram or a second record color. We couldn't be happier with them. However, this plant is in Austin. Being able to pick up in person is a big plus, so I would suggest if you have that option that you take that.

I've never put out an actual vinyl record before, it's pretty exciting and I highly recommend doing so. If you buy one I will mail it to you.

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Golfpunk Hits the Skids by WreckdoM Now this here story's all about The Golfpunk, He was always stinking drunk in that mohawk. Spent his days in the country club parking lot Where he'd hustle anybody gullible enough. Now, I don't know golf but I know somehow you bet on it, And to see and smell that ...

I just want to make clear the lyrics to this week's WreckdoM song were written for the title Golfpunk hits the Skids, and not Golfpunk Rides Again. You may wonder why that is.

I Am Very Busy by WreckdoM Monday got me coughing up hair Tuesday's beast was a burden to bear Wednesday, Wednesday ain't going nowhere Thursday's same old shit to share On Friday I'm chewing off my fingernails Saturday we gonna party Saturday we gettin' drunk Saturday's gonna get nasty Can't get he...

Shutdown by WreckdoM Ooooh! They found a pube in the punchbowl! Ooooh! Somebody puked in the hot tub! Ooooh! And now the DJ likes Tool :( You Know it's motherfucking time to shut this motherfucker down! Shutdown! It's time to get the fuck out! Shutdown! Before they call the cops! Shutdown! Don't be ...

Expert Opinion by WreckdoM I was there at the scene of the crime Front row seat to all the excitement They had asked me to testify Suddenly I felt important You should listen to my every word Analyze the slightest nuance Admire my diction and poise Reliable and full of confidence Maybe I exaggerated...

Mythical Creature by WreckdoM I tied a fish to a puppy dog I fed it pudding and I gave it hugs I named him Grizzly and I bought him drugs We stayed inside and we laughed a lot Fish. Puppy Dog. Why am I so alone? Who gonna broth my bone? Why don't I get a call? I'm stuck down in a well I stapled a ca...

Bent Straight by WreckdoM When I spy on the bus an old lady's bald spot I get Rock Hard, Rock Hard Checking 10 items or less with her socks over her pants And I'm Rock Hard, Rock Hard If her bangs are unevenly cut If she chews on her nails alot Eats cheese by the fucking block And I'm Rock Hard, Roc...

Uncharted Waters by WreckdoM Uncharted Waters I'm like a jigsaw puzzle that's short a piece I own a million books I'll never read It's a recipe, a list of needs that are out of reach I'm reaching out, fumbling towards fantasy Lost at sea, a lonely sea, it's only me Hanging by my sweatpants string, s...

I can't say that I wish death on NO man, but of the human beings I'm aware of, it's honest to say I wish death on very, very few of them. A handful, if that. One of them certainly wasn't Mike Hughes, who, if you haven't heard, is a man who died yesterday in a rocket he personally built. Mike very vo...

Liberty Street by WreckdoM Take a look at my dried up teats Take a look at my dried up teats They's thirsty Prowlin' on Liberty Street Take a look at my maggoty meat Take a look at my maggoty meat It's hungry Huntin' on Liberty Street Whatchoo gonna see? Whatchoo gonna do? Out looking for something ...

The Dregs by WreckdoM Have you been down to the dregs? Did you get an infected leg? Did you cry tears of pus? Did you touch the neon cross? Yes, I’ve been there many times. Felt the warmth on both my thighs. Eating grease from paper plates. While watching my friends fornicate. If you’d been there th...

thank you to WreckdoM for writing a song about the CATS movie, the arrangement is a little fatiguing to listen to tbh but the lyrics brought me great pleasure. You're welcome! I was hoping someone would catch it, thought the 100 million bucks line was the clincher. I have now posted the lyrics, and...

Something's Wrong by WreckdoM I’m not wearing any clothes Except for a hat and coat Sometimes I’m big, sometimes small I don’t have nipples or balls I’m always horny I’m always singing I’m in the bedroom Tearing up pillows Everything has a human face Everyone is covered in hair Everyone is licking t...

Times are different, I just want a good 'dillo stew.

Thanks so much!

We have submitted a late entry and would love to be included if possible.

Well, someone out there is a real sweetheart. Or perhaps sweatheart is more accurate.

X-Ray Specs by WreckdoM I got a pair of X-Ray Specs I can see the bones in my hand I can see the bone in your pants I can see everybody's rash X-Ray Specs Back of a magazine X-Ray Specs Plus Shipping & handling X-Ray Specs Two proofs of purchasing X-Ray Specs %100 percent guarantee More! I need a li...