So Much for That by WreckdoM Hanging out at the temp agency They said they found another kinda job for me Hold a giant sign and scream at cars Get as much attention as possible So then I tore off all my clothes I went to the bathroom and I threw it at folks I knocked down a mailbox and set it aflame...

Old Friends by WreckdoM I'm gonna ride this shopping cart, now push me down the hill. Let's walk two miles to Tee-Jays, and dash out on our bill. But if that waitress is working who says we can't come in, we'll wait on the lawn of the church next door for the first bus of morning. In times like thes...

Ace In The Hole by WreckdoM FIRE IN THE SKY ACE IN THE HOLE LOVE IS THE BOMB FIRE IN THE HOLE ACE IS THE BOMB LOVE IS THE SKY FIRE IN THE BOMB ACE IN THE SKY LOVE IS THE HOLE DOG IN THE BUN SALT ON THE SLUG ACE IN THE HOLE DOG IN THE HOLE SALT ON THE BUN ACE IN THE SLUG DOG ON THE SLUG SALT IN THE H...

Unsharp Mask - I immediately like the energy, the odd, disjointed but still rhythmic driving of it. When the vocals come in, it’s a disappointment. You’re rushed and nothing is intelligible, which is too bad because your lyrics are punchlines. When I write mouthfuls that will have me running out of...

DominatriX by WreckdoM With a slip in the flick of my wrist I nick my chin with the whip again. You brisk when you hear my heals click, but the tip sticks and then I trip again. Caught fire on my hot coals, And I managed to handcuff myself. And I can't hide the grin on my lips Through this ridiculou...

It Hasn't Hit Me Yet by WreckdoM Shoot me full of coke and drive a spike into my head. Keep me locked up in your basement, feed me moldy bread. Keep me naked, keep me cold, use me like a toy. See if you can fry my brain like a bubbling Polaroid. But what if I get addicted to it? But what if I get ad...

Your lyrics don't seem to have anything to do with the title. No vote. "Auld Lang Syne" is a traditional song sung at new years parties once the clock strikes midnight. Our lyrics are an admonishment of the past year without explicitly naming it. I will name it here though. 2016, you were a shithee...

Oh My Soul by WreckdoM Hey! I'm a ghost! I used to be alive Now I hang around your house I see you doing things when you think that you're alone Talking to your cat Sing along with songs Arguing about your bill Staring at porn So many strange and funny things I never get bored I'll never get caught ...

that's a tuba, right? It sure sounds like it Glad you liked it, that is indeed real, it's a Sousaphone, and Mel played while standing up. It was fun to record and, even though, IMO, it comes across as the backbone of the song, it is actually the last thing we recorded, she played along with a mostl...

Auld Lang Syne by WreckdoM You killed a lot of people I admire You killed people who helped save the world You made a circus of our governing system And now I'm questioning just who we really are And I don't like you I will never forget you I will never forgive you You will always be with me Our hat...

Our first entry of 2015 is late! Very late! Hopefully it'll be posted though, I'd hate to think those years spent in high school scoring horribly in French class will never come to any use.

Je Suis Charlie by WreckdoM Je suis Charlie. Je ne suis pas Kevin. Je ne suis pas Monsieur Merveilleux. Je ne ai pas de collations et de fromage. Je suis paresseux. Je ne suis pas sournois. Je ne suis pas bien soigné. Vous pouvez me sentir venir. Donnez-moi l'argent, me comprendre? Ce est ma seule c...

The Joke by WreckdoM I went to visit my Grandpa, They check me in at the desk. We had a nice chat while he ate his lunch, Gravy on turkey breast. I met his friends, we played bingo, They had a microphone. And so I told a joke, I told a joke, I made everybody laugh. It's back to school, it's shopping...

It seems distinctly possible this round, the suspense is killing me. One thing we all DID agree on was that this was a very difficult to rank round of 5 top shelf submissions. Good job everybody!

Reviewing is always a challenge for me and something I have to force myself to do. I just have a hell of a time articulating my thoughts and opinions in a non conversational manner, I always feel like I said the same three things about every song. So there's that. I didn't review the first two fight...

Thank you Jon! I would not have done as good a job explaining this. Not even close.

Shaving in the Dark - And basically here's my version of Ike's song last week. Sort of. The lyrics were written Elegant Corpse style by the people who make up the cheering crowd, with the sole concept that it would be a motivational speech. I really can't tell you who all was in the crowd, definite...

Nearly Burned the House Down - Another song I didn't have anything to do with, during this song my guess is I was traveling back to Ohio for a horror movie marathon they still have every year in Columbus, and to visit my family. Ike voiced this song doing what I guess is a bit of ol fashioned Wreck...

Start Over - Adding to the list of moments in WreckdoM songs I wish weren't there is the inclusion of a voice during the fourth section of this song that mocks individuals with disabilities. I've expressed this regret and had people tell me they didn't think it was that obvious, but I don't know. I...

Motor Psycho - All we had to do was look up "Motor Psycho" on the internet and see Russ Meyer's name. And Haji. Haji is also in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! but I'm describing Tura Satana's role in that movie. Apparently the real Motor Psycho is an awful rape revenge film, I've never seen it. Not e...

Chaos Vs. Order - So the other day Ike came by and hung out, hadn't seen him in forever, and Isaac came over and for the first time since 2005 the three of us worked on a SF entry together. Hearkening back to those days Ike brought a six pack of giant High Lifes. This reminded me in a way that I ha...

Drunk Season by WreckdoM Elegant Simplicity, Seasonal Duplicity Open One, Then Another Twice the Fun - Welcome Everybody Roll out the Barrel and Raise your Glass. Spring has Sprung so Let's Have a Party And Skip like Bunnies in the Grass. We'll Roll Around in the Stinky Mud I'll Scrunch Up My Face J...