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by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:04 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: So Much for That lyrics
Replies: 4
Views: 1151

So Much for That

So Much for That by WreckdoM Hanging out at the temp agency They said they found another kinda job for me Hold a giant sign and scream at cars Get as much attention as possible So then I tore off all my clothes I went to the bathroom and I threw it at folks I knocked down a mailbox and set it aflame...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:31 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Old Friends
Replies: 5
Views: 1345

Old Friends

Old Friends by WreckdoM I'm gonna ride this shopping cart, now push me down the hill. Let's walk two miles to Tee-Jays, and dash out on our bill. But if that waitress is working who says we can't come in, we'll wait on the lawn of the church next door for the first bus of morning. In times like thes...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:45 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Ace In The Hole
Replies: 2
Views: 818

Ace In The Hole

Ace In The Hole by WreckdoM FIRE IN THE SKY ACE IN THE HOLE LOVE IS THE BOMB FIRE IN THE HOLE ACE IS THE BOMB LOVE IS THE SKY FIRE IN THE BOMB ACE IN THE SKY LOVE IS THE HOLE DOG IN THE BUN SALT ON THE SLUG ACE IN THE HOLE DOG IN THE HOLE SALT ON THE BUN ACE IN THE SLUG DOG ON THE SLUG SALT IN THE H...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:01 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: You've been a bad songwriter! (Dominatrix Reviews)
Replies: 7
Views: 2743

Re: You've been a bad songwriter! (Dominatrix Reviews)

Unsharp Mask - I immediately like the energy, the odd, disjointed but still rhythmic driving of it. When the vocals come in, it’s a disappointment. You’re rushed and nothing is intelligible, which is too bad because your lyrics are punchlines. When I write mouthfuls that will have me running out of...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:55 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Dominatrix
Replies: 3
Views: 1308

DominatriX

DominatriX by WreckdoM With a slip in the flick of my wrist I nick my chin with the whip again. You brisk when you hear my heals click, but the tip sticks and then I trip again. Caught fire on my hot coals, And I managed to handcuff myself. And I can't hide the grin on my lips Through this ridiculou...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:10 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: It Hasn't hit me, yet lyrics
Replies: 2
Views: 992

It Hasn't Hit Me Yet

It Hasn't Hit Me Yet by WreckdoM Shoot me full of coke and drive a spike into my head. Keep me locked up in your basement, feed me moldy bread. Keep me naked, keep me cold, use me like a toy. See if you can fry my brain like a bubbling Polaroid. But what if I get addicted to it? But what if I get ad...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:04 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Should all the bad songs be forgot (Auld Lang Syne reviews)
Replies: 17
Views: 5515

Re: Should all the bad songs be forgot (Auld Lang Syne reviews)

Your lyrics don't seem to have anything to do with the title. No vote. "Auld Lang Syne" is a traditional song sung at new years parties once the clock strikes midnight. Our lyrics are an admonishment of the past year without explicitly naming it. I will name it here though. 2016, you were a shithee...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:20 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Oh My Soul lyrics
Replies: 9
Views: 2014

Re: Oh My Soul lyrics

Oh My Soul by WreckdoM Hey! I'm a ghost! I used to be alive Now I hang around your house I see you doing things when you think that you're alone Talking to your cat Sing along with songs Arguing about your bill Staring at porn So many strange and funny things I never get bored I'll never get caught ...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:08 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Should all the bad songs be forgot (Auld Lang Syne reviews)
Replies: 17
Views: 5515

Re: Should all the bad songs be forgot (Auld Lang Syne reviews)

that's a tuba, right? It sure sounds like it Glad you liked it, that is indeed real, it's a Sousaphone, and Mel played while standing up. It was fun to record and, even though, IMO, it comes across as the backbone of the song, it is actually the last thing we recorded, she played along with a mostl...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sun Jan 08, 2017 7:22 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Auld Lang Syne
Replies: 2
Views: 908

Re: Auld Lang Syne

Auld Lang Syne by WreckdoM You killed a lot of people I admire You killed people who helped save the world You made a circus of our governing system And now I'm questioning just who we really are And I don't like you I will never forget you I will never forgive you You will always be with me Our hat...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:07 am
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Qui êtes-vous? (pré-combat)
Replies: 8
Views: 1438

Re: Qui êtes-vous? (pré-combat)

Our first entry of 2015 is late! Very late! Hopefully it'll be posted though, I'd hate to think those years spent in high school scoring horribly in French class will never come to any use.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:15 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Je Suis Charlie
Replies: 4
Views: 982

Re: Je Suis Charlie

Je Suis Charlie by WreckdoM Je suis Charlie. Je ne suis pas Kevin. Je ne suis pas Monsieur Merveilleux. Je ne ai pas de collations et de fromage. Je suis paresseux. Je ne suis pas sournois. Je ne suis pas bien soigné. Vous pouvez me sentir venir. Donnez-moi l'argent, me comprendre? Ce est ma seule c...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:51 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: The Joke
Replies: 7
Views: 1436

Re: The Joke

The Joke by WreckdoM I went to visit my Grandpa, They check me in at the desk. We had a nice chat while he ate his lunch, Gravy on turkey breast. I met his friends, we played bingo, They had a microphone. And so I told a joke, I told a joke, I made everybody laugh. It's back to school, it's shopping...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:02 am
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein IX Round Six "Videoland"
Replies: 122
Views: 8231

Re: Nur Ein IX - Round Six

It seems distinctly possible this round, the suspense is killing me. One thing we all DID agree on was that this was a very difficult to rank round of 5 top shelf submissions. Good job everybody!
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu May 22, 2014 2:22 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein IX Round Four "The New Ugly"
Replies: 133
Views: 9776

Re: Nur Ein! IX Round 4

Reviewing is always a challenge for me and something I have to force myself to do. I just have a hell of a time articulating my thoughts and opinions in a non conversational manner, I always feel like I said the same three things about every song. So there's that. I didn't review the first two fight...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Mon May 12, 2014 7:42 am
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein IX Round Four "The New Ugly"
Replies: 133
Views: 9776

Re: Nur Ein! IX Round 4

Thank you Jon! I would not have done as good a job explaining this. Not even close.
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:19 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: WreckdoM turns ten
Replies: 48
Views: 10511

Shaving in the Dark

Shaving in the Dark - And basically here's my version of Ike's song last week. Sort of. The lyrics were written Elegant Corpse style by the people who make up the cheering crowd, with the sole concept that it would be a motivational speech. I really can't tell you who all was in the crowd, definite...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:04 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: WreckdoM turns ten
Replies: 48
Views: 10511

Nearly Burned the House Down

Nearly Burned the House Down - Another song I didn't have anything to do with, during this song my guess is I was traveling back to Ohio for a horror movie marathon they still have every year in Columbus, and to visit my family. Ike voiced this song doing what I guess is a bit of ol fashioned Wreck...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:41 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: WreckdoM turns ten
Replies: 48
Views: 10511

Start Over

Start Over - Adding to the list of moments in WreckdoM songs I wish weren't there is the inclusion of a voice during the fourth section of this song that mocks individuals with disabilities. I've expressed this regret and had people tell me they didn't think it was that obvious, but I don't know. I...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:23 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: WreckdoM turns ten
Replies: 48
Views: 10511

Motor Psycho

Motor Psycho - All we had to do was look up "Motor Psycho" on the internet and see Russ Meyer's name. And Haji. Haji is also in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! but I'm describing Tura Satana's role in that movie. Apparently the real Motor Psycho is an awful rape revenge film, I've never seen it. Not e...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:04 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: WreckdoM turns ten
Replies: 48
Views: 10511

Chaos Vs. Order

Chaos Vs. Order - So the other day Ike came by and hung out, hadn't seen him in forever, and Isaac came over and for the first time since 2005 the three of us worked on a SF entry together. Hearkening back to those days Ike brought a six pack of giant High Lifes. This reminded me in a way that I ha...
by Geoff WreckdoM
Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:58 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Drunk Season
Replies: 3
Views: 872

Drunk Season

Drunk Season by WreckdoM Elegant Simplicity, Seasonal Duplicity Open One, Then Another Twice the Fun - Welcome Everybody Roll out the Barrel and Raise your Glass. Spring has Sprung so Let's Have a Party And Skip like Bunnies in the Grass. We'll Roll Around in the Stinky Mud I'll Scrunch Up My Face J...