OK just sent mine. Inspired by this - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... VQfqaqSfji

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I'm done! What email address should I send to, Niv? Whenever you're ready, of course j$

Billionaire Bully by Johnny Cashpoint Billionaire Bully Conspicuous consumer You have bought it all Except for a sense of humour Your legacy proves the rule That nerds can never be cool oh no Billionaire Bully Conspicuous Consumer You egested fully All that we have room for Now you've filled the wo...

I'm in with some messy, badly sung synth punk, moaning about Elon Musk because I lack imagination apparently; good uses of "egested" and "contiguous", mind.

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I'll have a go.

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Cemetery Island by Lo-Jinx Blame it on the early start, a choppy crossing on the ferry, or just two people in a very small hire car in bad traffic and worse weather; but we had been on edge on all morning and we only made it as far as the Aire St Denis before a big argument started. The rest area w...

I have just submitted what may be the most middle-class ghost story ever.

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Friday Fish Fry by Johnny Cashpoint The whole wide world's going to end this weekend You want to see it out surrounded by your friends Invite them all to yours for a Friday night fish fry One last pescetarian blow out before we die Must we spend our last night, playing scrabble? Hang on, I will jus...

Another long, Arlt-influenced dada pop "masterpiece". Submitted but no video/entry in the live fight because I am lazy.

I'm in. Like Flynn and his disco machine.

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Because Bandcamp are still doing this, despite being part of the corporate machine these days, all albums bought through bandcamp today ensure more money go to the artist blah blah blah ... and I released an album that has sat untouched in the cashpoint archives for nine years. Recorded with Andy Ba...

Here Comes The Feeling by Johnny Cashpoint Featuring Johnny Chiodini on fake trombone (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lard841R0Q) Here comes that same old feeling blue Been here before so I know what to do Get straight on the internet to go be rude to you Take out my rage on a forum page or two H...

In, with what may well be my longest SF entry; and an unwilling guest! Heavily influenced by the style of my current favourite band, French Dada-Popmongers ARLT.

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Im in with some talking over music; optional challenge met by the coda! j$

Hey Chumpy, I have only the vaguest memory of writing that review and not which song it was for; but I'm sure that you deserved it that one time :) It wasn't our most cringe-worthy work, but perhaps among our most. Still, I'd be remiss if I didn't remind you that as of this writing we have 14x more...

I just think it's a shame when anybody dies; especially as she didn't live to a hundred so she could send herself a birthday card.

Ah, I don't think that joke will travel. Ah well.

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chumpy wrote: "... unbearable, badly sung jangle-jangle. Everyone who has ever voted for Jerkatorium anywhere - your just rewards." --j$

Hey Chumpy, I have only the vaguest memory of writing that review and not which song it was for; but I'm sure that you deserved it that one time

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That's the one, though you probably wouldn't know listening to it. Just been living in France for the last two months, so thought I should try being location appropriate for once!

I'm in, ignoring/challenging the preconceptions of the optional challenge. It's about the recent brouhaha in Fresnes, if that is of any interest to anyone. Anyway ...

I consider it smooth ...

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In with a song whose lyric i realise in retrospect could be misconstrued as meta-textual commentary; but isn't intended as such. Them's the breaks.

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The Whistler by Elephant Finger Yes, I don’t exist But also I do Both at the same time Yes boy it is true. Don't ask me if I win All you’ll hear is whistling Of course I am not real But - surprise! - I am If I wasn’t real Would I have a plan So cunning and bright To escape this box, Get free from t...

Submitted, under a fairly obvious pseudonym - though maybe not so obvious, as apparently I haven't used it for nine years!

This is (in my opinion) a great title, naysayers!

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