i'll judge if you still need one

since glenn has only just figured out that johnny demon is now a MFY (that's motherf***ing yankee to the uninitiated), i think it's time to go over a couple of things. 1. yes, i admit the red sox are trying to be as evil as the yankees 2. i don't care as long as the on-field product is awesome 3. ma...

i wrote a long thing that got deleted when the computer crashed, but i just had two real points, amid a great deal of sports memories. what's memorable about a play or event in sports is the situation. down 0-3 in a 7 game series to your hated rivals who seem to have always beaten you by miracle or ...

dude, for some bizarre hannibal lecteryjamie gumb-y kind of reason, glenn et al. are the ones who care about my purported dreaminess. i have come to some peace on the subject by realizing that "dreaminess" doesn't have to mean "beauty." it could just be my propensity to dream a l...

i've had the cast off for like a month now, and while the scar doesn't look like it's going to melt away, i have pretty close to full motion in my hand, although it gets sore kind of quickly. however, i still have next to no feeling whatsoever in my finger, which is kind of fucked up. i have this na...

one step at a time, i suppose

i hate all of you. even more than before. on the other hand, this is a benchmark moment, as the asian man triumphs in dreaminess voting over the caucasian. it gives me hope for the future, where asian men will be seen as sex objects by women, to be casually picked up and taken advantage of over and ...

old macdonald had a farm ee-i-ee-i-o and on that farm he... shot some guys glenn's return to posting in this thread means the return of almost pseudo-threatening-sounding movie quotes. although i have to say that though my hatred of and for glenn is boundless, the red sox 2004 championship and the y...

you talk as though my life is glamorous. JUST KEEP THINKING THAT.

Happy b-days, Drew and Heidi. May your socks never get wet inside your boots.

well i prefer to think of it as we all share a birthday with johnny damon, or that we share the day that guy fawkes tried to blow up parliament.

no, but a friend of mine did and was amazed that they managed to find so many "hooters-quality" girls in Shanghai. also, the girls there are apparently paid quite a bit better than at most of the equivalent level restaurants. because of their skills. and by skills, i mean the ability to sp...

i have not, and will not, vote in this poll. secondly, were negamo and posimo ever to meet, the universe might collapse in quantum-level chain reaction. thirdly, the off-days are killing me. need...red sox baseball..... fourth, astros and braves, game 5? that is a hard one to pick. i will hope for t...

well, i think the cardinals will have a tougher time when they're not facing a pathetic lineup. given that the cards were the best offensive machine in the NL and the Sox scored 100 more runs, had a higher OBP, SLG, AVG and would have homefield advantage, plus the top three of Schilling, Pedro, and ...

and to think this all started because i quoted raiders of the lost ark at him. one stinkin' movie quote and he's off to his cackling madness again. which wouldn't be so bad except for the cackling--those frequencies have never sat right with me. perhaps i can derail all this with baseball talk inste...