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by jb
Wed Oct 19, 2022 2:26 pm
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Musician jokes
Replies: 7
Views: 610

Re: Musician jokes

Lunkhead wrote:
Wed Oct 19, 2022 12:28 pm
Q: What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a drummer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four
Depends how you cook the drummer
by jb
Tue Aug 23, 2022 11:02 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 466
Views: 28726

Re: Cooking

Mmmmmmkmmmmmmmmmmyum
by jb
Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:55 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: It is f-ing 4a.m. gaaaaah jeeeeez
Replies: 3
Views: 532

It is f-ing 4a.m. gaaaaah jeeeeez

Ffs jfc wtf fml.
by jb
Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:55 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: The cards were all dealt (Face Down reviews)
Replies: 16
Views: 1048

Re: The cards were all dealt (Face Down reviews)

Oh there’s that time when all the sparks flew out of their chimney and burned all the crops Or when they got snowed in the whole way up to the ROOF and don’t get me started on the little asshole Nellie or that simpering limp noodle Albert. I watched it and haaaated every minute. But it was either th...
by jb
Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:49 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: The cards were all dealt (Face Down reviews)
Replies: 16
Views: 1048

Re: The cards were all dealt (Face Down reviews)

I mean, Little House went from 74-83, according to IMDB, so I was 2-11. Star Wars was in 77, basically marking the start of my remembering things. I’m sure on airdate or in reruns I watched most of the 204 episodes of Little House. I have a visceral memory of the scene where Mary comes out of her ro...
by jb
Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:19 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: The cards were all dealt (Face Down reviews)
Replies: 16
Views: 1048

Re: The cards were all dealt (Face Down reviews)

NeurodivergentEveryOne I assume this is exactly the way you want it to be. It’s not aggravating, but it’s not super interesting. Best listened to while: loading and unloading a dishwasher The Gross Tones Kinda muffled. The vocals have a little bit of Blind Melon sound in the doubling, crossed with ...
by jb
Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:57 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Face Down
Replies: 6
Views: 408

Re: Face Down

Face Down Yaks of the Industry We survived isolation for this A brand new start, a first kiss I start to think and reminisce Finally more hit than miss Do you want to touch the sky You and me together getting high I wanna get down, get down with you I wanna go down, face down for you It's like I’ve...
by jb
Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:26 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Counting stars one at a time (The First Million Is The Hardest reviews)
Replies: 11
Views: 906

Re: Counting stars one at a time (The First Million Is The Hardest reviews)

A couple lines hint at it; is this from the POV of solar radiation? Or was that not an intended implication? I like that take! That's the POV it's from now! But seriously, originally it was from the POV of Skynet, from the famous "Terminator" series of films. The specific clues are: Termi...
by jb
Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:14 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 466
Views: 28726

Re: Cooking

those are ridiculous
by jb
Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:05 pm
Forum: Fight Discussions and Reviews
Topic: Counting stars one at a time (The First Million Is The Hardest reviews)
Replies: 11
Views: 906

Re: Counting stars one at a time (The First Million Is The Hardest reviews)

Paco of the Stinkopolous (I hope I get better at these) That ride tho. Does that say the first cheese is the sharpest? I like that. Ha. Nice little guitar solo. I do not understand how the first bullseye could miss the target. Wouldn't mind a dynamic change, though I kinda do like the new vibe near...
by jb
Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:12 pm
Forum: Help and How To
Topic: The rule of syllabic stress
Replies: 10
Views: 785

Re: The rule of syllabic stress

I mean, yes if it's intentional, but I also might not like it so I guess I assume you're ok with that. Why wouldn't you be? Unless you hoped I would be, in which case, uh, sorry? I think something that bothers me more is being too slavish to a melodic rhythm at the expense of natural-sounding prosod...
by jb
Sun Jul 17, 2022 8:31 am
Forum: Monkey Business
Topic: Cooking
Replies: 466
Views: 28726

Re: Cooking

What’s your pizza method?

I like the “brown the bottom on the stovetop then add sauce and toppings then broil the top to brown it and melt the cheese” method.
by jb
Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:45 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: The First Million Is The Hardest
Replies: 4
Views: 375

Re: The First Million Is The Hardest

The First Million is the Hardest , by The John Benjamin Band lyrics by JB + Ken The ugly suit I sent you in Is 100% real human skin This is how we’re going to set things right How we burn them all, set them alight The first million is the hardest They’re only human, they’re gonna die regardless The...
by jb
Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:35 pm
Forum: Help and How To
Topic: The rule of syllabic stress
Replies: 10
Views: 785

Re: The rule of syllabic stress

I don’t want a pickle
by jb
Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:33 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein XVII Round Six "Summer Robot"
Replies: 42
Views: 3182

Re: Nur Ein XVII: Round Six "Summer Robot"

Wow so that challenge was bunk after all. Jeez you guys we coulda done a god damn pop song
by jb
Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:23 pm
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Material Change
Replies: 9
Views: 551

Re: Material Change

Material Change by The JBB How long has it been Since we heard that again The old refrain Things were better then Things were better then We were united then One nation under god The god of white men You think I’m dumb I’m a suma cum It’s a zero sum And who’s got the guns? It’s a zero sum I’m a suck...
by jb
Mon Jun 20, 2022 9:57 am
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein XVII Round Five "Novel"
Replies: 37
Views: 2629

Re: Nur Ein XVII: Round Five "Novel"

@owl would my "New Planet" have fulfilled this brief? Bass and arpeggios were constructed from sampled 2-liter bottles blown Other noises include the old goblet rim, a hard drive clip tapped on a desk, some kind of crunchy thing, and other various non-instrument instruments. Basically, are...
by jb
Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:24 am
Forum: Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Topic: Nur Ein XVII Round Four - June Moon
Replies: 14
Views: 618

Re: Nur Ein XVII Round Four - June Moon

June Moon Elks of the Economy Midnight Summer Sex Rites are Sexy Now is the time to gather When she is ripe and heavy The moon so close to the earth She is oh so ready Ever higher and brighter In the sky just above the horizon This is the time when flowers bloom In the night This is the time of abun...
by jb
Wed Jun 15, 2022 10:10 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein XVII Round Three "Can't Let It Go"
Replies: 65
Views: 4462

Re: Nur Ein XVII: Round Three "Can't Let It Go"

Ok cool, as you wish
by jb
Wed Jun 15, 2022 9:33 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein XVII Round Three "Can't Let It Go"
Replies: 65
Views: 4462

Re: Nur Ein XVII: Round Three "Can't Let It Go"

When someone acts surprised that their “brutal” honesty provoked an angry response I wonder if they’re just trying to be a bully for some reason.
by jb
Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:34 pm
Forum: Nur Ein
Topic: Nur Ein XVII Round Three "Can't Let It Go"
Replies: 65
Views: 4462

Re: Nur Ein XVII: Round Three "Can't Let It Go"

Pretty sure the tone and approach you put into the post above is all they wanted in the first place. *shrug*