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Post by Märk »

If you are wearing headphones, TAKE THEM OFF NOW.
Do you have them off? Good.

Now, turn your volume control down.
Is it down? Good.

Now click this link: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/04/luke_larsener.mov
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Post by Hoblit »

Sven wrote:If you are wearing headphones, TAKE THEM OFF NOW.
Do you have them off? Good.

Now, turn your volume control down.
Is it down? Good.

Now click this link: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/04/luke_larsener.mov
good lord...where do I start.
0. Just horrible.
1. incredible waste of time
2. terrible art
3. stupid
4. why, just why?
5. very annoying
6. not entertaining
7. loud and obnoxious.
8. excruciating

should I go on?
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Post by Märk »

I think what you really meant to say was:

1. awesome
2. thanks sven!
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Post by Mogosagatai »

Hey, I dug it. ::slinks back to the Land of the Disenchanted::
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Post by Hoblit »

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! (note that it wasn't in question form)
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I liked that a lot!
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Post by fodroy »

i didn't get it either, hoblit. how is it art? it's a guy with microphones causing a crapton of feedback. so? what makes it different from a tame jackass clip?
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Post by jute gyte »

fodroy wrote:what makes it different from a tame jackass clip?
It sounds good.
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Post by mc3p0 »

"The toot of a flute with the flavour of fruit!" - Caractacus Potts, 1968
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Image

the new nevada :)
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Post by anti-m »

I think I may have heard this guy on songfight....

http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6vufmTJ9Q

(old news by now, I'm sure. But I can't resist)
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Post by fodroy »

this is hilarious. it may not be new to everyone, but it is to me.

"the ballad of bilbo baggins" by leonard nimoy
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Post by Bjam »

Ever seen the music video to that, fodroy?

(I'm certain I've posted that video to Songfight before...)
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Post by fodroy »

well, dang. you've bested me again.
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Post by Kamakura »

The Dancing Bush

or, if you're British

GW's 'Friend'
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https://kamakura.bandcamp.com
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Post by Kamakura »

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Post by c.låyne »

Kamakura wrote:How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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me too
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Post by Märk »

c.layne wrote:
Kamakura wrote:How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Post by Caravan Ray »

Kamakura wrote:The Dancing Bush

or, if you're British

GW's 'Friend'
Don't leave Honest John out:

Dancing John Howard
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Post by Niveous »

"I'd like to see 1984 redubbed with this in the soundtrack."- Furrypedro.
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