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[jack]

"He's Alive"

[PepperJane]

I've learned so much from reading this.
Tyler dear, I believe you are not a bot, but if you were, you are a good bot. However you get NO THANKS FROM ME for this week's title

Caravan Ray, you certainly are the voice of the people.

Also learned a new word "necropost".

Which also lead to urban dictionary teaching me "n00blar".

Ugh, what to do with this title... I do relish the challenge tho

[MicahSommer]

Twelve Hours of White Noise

[noma]

Words of Agony
Goldfish
Tastes Like Avocado
Mr. Panic Button
Total Meltdown
I Woke Up
Corridor
Don't Stop
Under the Wheels
A Sense of Urgency
I Didn't Mean It
Surfin' the Mind
Idiot Trophy
Confusion & Chaos
Indefinite
There She Sits
There She Stands
There She Goes
There She Waits
There She Lies
There She Follows
There She Stays
There She Wonders
There She Denies
There She Vanishes
There She Disintegrates
There She Explodes
There She Sublimates
Catapult of Love
Cable of Love
Tree of Love
Table of Love
Rock of Love
Stick of Love
Stone of Love
Bird of Love
Castle of Love
Definition of Love
Analysis of Love
Structure of Love
Conclusions of Love
Cactus of Love
Parking Ticket of Love
Cullender of Love
Rhinoceros of Love
The Ending Sucks

[jb]

WTF is a "cullender"?

[jb]

Huh. Never seen that spelling of "colander" before.

Yes I googled after I asked, bite me

[noma]

I knew I had seen that one spelled differently. Had to look it up since I couldn't remember the word, and the dictionary confusingly suggested that spelling.

[Caravan Ray]

He is obviously referring to M. H. Cullender, of Cullender & Smith Flowing Bottom-Hole Pressure Equation fame, used in petroleum engineering.

Though clearly "Flowing Bottom-Hole of Love" would be a much better title.

[noma]

It sounds poetic for sure.

[Lunkhead]

Somebody posted some photos to Facebook with the caption "Dead skunk and REGATTA!!!" (because that's literally what they had photographed) and someone commented "That would be an awesome song title", so, naturally that made me think of posting it here.

[HeuristicsInc]

Somebody with poor reading comprehension brought on by lack of coffee said to me today: "Sorry Monday" which I think would be a good title.
-bill

[Pigfarmer Jr]

I take it this is the place we put titles we definitely don't want to see on singfight?

[Chumpy]

I take it this is the place we put titles we definitely don't want to see on singfight?

It's happened before. We got High School Safety Pin Parade from this post.

[BoffoYux]

Ahh.... Bach!
Tape Effects
Lost in Cincinnati
Ceiling Girl
Trapped on a Lamppost
The Key to Your Neighbor
Pass the Tissue

[BoffoYux]

That Darn Rhinoceros
(Featuring Dean Jones and Susan Pleshette in Ionesco's classic!)

[Pigfarmer Jr]

Thanks, Chumpy. I hope I didn't come off too much like the asshole that I am. It was meant to be more humorous than real me.