Title: "No Help At All"
Challenge: don't suck
Non-mandatory Inspiration Prompt: Personification: Write from the perspective of an inanimate object
Due Date: 11:59 pm PT, January 16, 2022
Blue Lang Memorial Guest Reviewers: mo, TBD
Donor: Pigfarmer Jr
- One (1) Epiphone Les Paul SL Ebony guitar in like new condition (only played twice with plastic still on the pickguard and the original shitty strings.)
One (1) Sonic Research Turbo Tuner ST-200 guitar strobe tuner (used a lot both at home and at gigs and then put in a drawer for more than five years.) The tuner runs off of 9 volt power supply (not included) and will not take a battery.
One of those plectrum punches where you take plastic like credit cards etc and turn 'em into picks
mp3 preferred, of no less than 128kbps, higher quality preferred
Suggested mastering to -13 LUFS. If you don't know about it, we can dig up some reference articles. The purpose here is to try to have a smooth listening experience across all songs, and level the playing field for loudness, as it were.
Reviews and winner announcement will happen when they happen, but intention is have it in a week from the due date.
Reminder that the Inspiration Prompt is here to promote creativity and different approaches, and is not mandatory or a criteria for eligibility or ranking.
Contestants worldwide are eligible, if there are problems, issues with fulfillment will be handled to the best of everyone’s ability offline. Subsequent fights may have changes depending on prizing and donor.
The Fightmasters have graciously agreed to host this fight, so it will appear on its own page in the Songfight ecosystem.
Further announcements, corrections, and whatnot for this fight will be made in this thread