Well, I tried to go Steely Dan with this, which definitely did not simplify the process. I could spend another month getting it just exactly perfect, but here's what it is... apologies for the synth sax, to those who are sensitive to such stuff...
http://www.charleswolff.com/kingarthur_ ... terdam.mp3
I posted something close to the original lyric here:
http://songfight.net/forums/viewtopic.p ... 89#p197967
But I also did a lot of tweaking of the lyrics, so here's something close to what I ended up wtih:
AMSTERDAM by Old Man Grumpus (lyrics alt KA)
Sometimes cultures have a golden age
When the wealthiest
And the shiniest descend onto the stage
Pacing down the avenue you could hear them say,
"We are the beautiful, our riches bountiful,
Our ships magnificent, our successes limited by no man."
Back in the seventeenth century, the wealthiest lived in Amsterdam
In the seventeenth century, the wealthiest lived in Amsterdam.
Growing up, my throat choked on the smoke,
Under where the freeways
Wove the cars the famous drove.
Walking down Sepulveda, I could hear the words they spoke,
"We are the beautiful, our lives are bountiful
Our homes magnificent, our success unlimited, it's all good."
And in the twentieth century, the glamorous lived in Hollywood
In the twentieth century, the glamorous lived in Hollywood.
Today, Amsterdam is where they go to get their kicks
And Hollywood's just a jumble of the broken and the rich.
Anyway, all of us are nothing more than hicks
Are poorer than we used to be
And everybody I meet says to me,
Everyone I meet, they say to me
"We are not beautiful, life is not bountiful,
We are insignificant, success is never guaranteed,
To you or me.
Back in the seventeenth century,
The wealthiest lived in Amsterdam.
In the twentieth century,
The wealthiest lived in Hollywood.
Now in the Twenty first century,
Most of us can't have that we need."