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i don't want to be an asshole, but...

Post by fodroy »

i used to songfight. i wasn't very good.

but i have a book now.

i traded songwriting for poetry, i guess.

maybe this is spam. maybe not.

this is my book: http://magichelicopterpress.com/drunk.htm

i, honestly, can't remember how to make links in these types of forums.

also, hello.

my name is dan.

i live in colorado right now.

what is your favorite color?

i think mine is blue.
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Post by Caravan Ray »

Ahhh Danny Boy! You've come a long way! From this post, waaaay back in 2006:
fodroy wrote:i've been trying to get used to beer since so many of my friends drink it, and i don't want to be lame guy who doesn't drink. i started a few weeks ago.

to:

DRUNK SONNET 18
I’M GOING TO DRINK ALL THE BEER
IN MY APARTMENT TONIGHT
IT’S A LOT AND IT’S GOING TO HURT
AND I ASSURE YOU TOMORROW WILL BE HARD...



Is poetry a good way of pulling chicks?
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Congrats, The Aristist Formerly Known as His Name is Dan!
"Warren Zevon would be proud." -Reve Mosquito

Stages, an album of about dealing with loss, anxiety, and grieving a difficult year, now available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms! https://jonporobil.bandcamp.com/album/stages
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Aaah, come back to us, HNI:Dan!
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Post by Märk »

Seconded. I loved your music. Fuck the haters.
* this is not a disclaimer
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Post by fodroy »

Caravan Ray wrote:Is poetry a good way of pulling chicks?
not really.

also, thanks guys. i have a stack of books in my hands now and they feel nice. it's better than having a baby.
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