Sex...

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Sex...

...is good.
40
91%
...is not good.
4
9%
 
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Post by WeaselSlayer »

...is good.
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Post by Caravan Ray »

..none of the above - it is purely for the purposes of procreation.
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Post by erik »

Sex is like pizza: it's hot, it's cheezy, and if the guy doesn't come in 30 minutes then you don't have to pay.
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Post by deshead »

I'm looking awkwardly in erik's direction...

"Cheezy"?
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Post by anti-m »

Yeah, you might wanna get that checked out!
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erik wrote:Sex is like pizza: it's hot, it's cheezy, and if the guy doesn't come in 30 minutes then you don't have to pay.
I usually get tips for that.
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Post by Märk »

I can't remember.
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Post by Ikari »

Not telling. :P
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male
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Post by boltoph »

roymond wrote:
erik wrote:Sex is like pizza: it's hot, it's cheezy, and if the guy doesn't come in 30 minutes then you don't have to pay.
I usually get tips for that.
Killin' me! I get free gourmet meals. (kegels, PC flexes....tips every time....)

I guess the 'cheezy' part depends on how recently showers had been had...
:shock:

Now I can't get a certain Tenacious D song out of my head.....
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Post by Hoblit »

What is this sex you speak of?
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Post by Elias_Aquarius »

A necessary and delightful evil?
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So, uh... anyone up for a run? :P
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Re: Sex...

Post by Billy's Little Trip »

..ok, but if you tell anyone, I'll say you raped me.
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