What should I have for tea?

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What should I have for tea?

Hamburger
1
13%
Souvlaki
7
88%
 
Total votes: 8
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What should I have for tea?

Post by Denyer »

i'll get what has the most votes by about 6 hours from now

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a hamburger will have beef, lettuce, tomato, cheese, onion, egg and bacon
a souvlaki will have lamb or chicken (but probably lamb), lettuce, tomato, onion, and garlic sauce

i had a hamburger eight days ago but I don't mind having one again
I am open to other suggestions but it has to be something I can get from a fish and chip shop

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Hmm... They both look quite appealing, but if it were me, I'd go for the souvlaki.

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Bacon and eggs on a hamburger? Do hamburgers actually have fists with which they punch you directly in the heart over there?
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That's a doner kebab. Souvlakis come on a stick.

Stupid Victorians. Why don't you have a freaking "cantalope*" with some "cheerios**" and a "pot***" of "Carlton****"

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** cocktail frankfurts, (a.k.a little boys)
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yes but they are delicious fists. it takes a lot of work to win the title of world's fattest country

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Miranda Kerr eats bacon and egg on her hamburgers and she is a famous model, so I don't think it is such a bad idea
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Caravan Ray wrote:That's a doner kebab. Souvlakis come on a stick.

Stupid Victorians. Why don't you have a freaking "cantalope*" with some "cheerios**" and a "pot***" of "Carlton****"

* rockmelon
** cocktail frankfurts, (a.k.a little boys)
***schooner
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if I do want these things I'll get them from safeway.
i don't know where a little boy is called a cheerio but it's not victoria.
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Denyer wrote: i don't know where a little boy is called a cheerio but it's not victoria.
errr....no, of course it isn't - it's Queensland (I knew I'd heard it somewhere). What do I know, I'm a New Zilander, all you freaking Australians sound the same to me.
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thanks to everyone who voted. it was a unanimous decision in favour of souvlaki. I really enjoyed the souvlaki, I think more than I would have enjoyed a hamburger, so it was the right decision and one I couldn't have made myself.

i also had a battered sav
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Märk wrote:Bacon and eggs on a hamburger?
I didn't see anything wrong with this. Of course, I grew up in Pittsburgh where sandwiches have french fries and cole slaw by default (eggs optional)
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Denyer wrote: i also had a battered sav
That wasn't part of the deal. You have broken your election promise. You have misled us.

And are you sure it was a real battered sav? It wasn't just a dagwood dog that Godwin Grech had pulled the stick out of?
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Why is it that I have to do a google search every time I read one you fucking Aussies' posts? Just call it a goddamned corndog and be done with it!
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Märk wrote:Why is it that I have to do a google search every time I read one you fucking Aussies' posts? Just call it a goddamned corndog and be done with it!
You google searched "battered sav" "dagwood dog" and "Godwin Grech" just to understand that post? Slow day huh?



.....I just googled "corndog" :oops:
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You Aussies are also a bunch of perverts!
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