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URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Postby roymond » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:13 pm

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
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Re: URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Postby Billy's Little Trip » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:31 pm

No shit, that's about the sum of it.

Makes think of Vegas Vacation when Marty the black jack dealer tells Clark, "Here's an idea, why don't you give me half the money you were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
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Re: URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Postby Billy's Little Trip » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:41 am

JP Morgan Chase are raking in on this. They just bought WaMu at a fire sale price of 1.8 billion making them the largest banking institute in the US and they are going to get bailed out. Good to be JP Morgan Chase.
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Re: URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Postby Hoblit » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:31 am

Billy's Little Trip wrote:JP Morgan Chase are raking in on this. They just bought WaMu at a fire sale price of 1.8 billion making them the largest banking institute in the US and they are going to get bailed out. Good to be JP Morgan Chase.


Yeah, I don't get that.
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Re: URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Postby Billy's Little Trip » Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:58 am

WaMu just hired a CEO 3 weeks ago, who was awarded a $7.5 million signing bonus and $1 million a month salary, plus an "undisclosed" quarterly bonus. How is this possible?
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Re: URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Postby bz£ » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:12 pm

Yes, it's hard to believe he couldn't have managed a larger compensation package, especially since WaMu must have known that the money wasn't coming from them anyway.
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Re: URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Postby Billy's Little Trip » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:45 pm

True. He must be one of JP Morgan's boys. They obviously knew that they were going to absorb WaMu. But Wells Fargo and B of A were after it also. I also read that the new CEO also has an $11. something million dollar severance package, so he's well covered.
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