Duke Nukem Forever

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Duke Nukem Forever

Post by Manhattan Glutton » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:00 pm

I will be playing this in about 10 minutes,. Supposedly it's terrible in every way imaginable.

But what else am I to do now that I finished Witcher 2?
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by fluffy » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:54 am

From the reviews, I'm pretty sure I don't even want to play it ironically.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by Generic » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:12 am

How do you play a game ironically?

More importantly, why?
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Post by fluffy » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:12 am

With a sense of smug self-satisfaction that I didn't work on it?
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Post by Manhattan Glutton » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:30 am

So far it's OK... I don't think I'd have paid so much for it, though. It's definitely not as bad as the reviews say.

The big issue is that it doesn't play like a Duke game. It plays like a hollow tribute to its predecessor. The levels are fairly linear and there are a lot of scripted sequences. Sometimes you just want to kick ass and chew bubblegum. The levels aren't as linear as Bulletstorm's, though. It's not really as offensive as the reviews make it out to be - everything is so ridiculously over the top that it's really hard to take seriously in any way.

So it's an OK time waster. I just wish it weren't so difficult on 'easy'.

It's too hard to play ironically.
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Post by Manhattan Glutton » Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:22 pm

Toward the end of the game, the action finally got a little interesting. Too little too late. Most of the game was jump puzzles and a damn lot of it was spent shrunk, which was unique but annoying.

13 hours to beat.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by fluffy » Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:36 pm

Sounds like it was worth the 15 year wait :P
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever

Post by Manhattan Glutton » Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:48 pm

I gave up on waiting about... 4 years ago. Here's hoping Gearbox salvages the franchise in the next year or so...
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