I would never call my daughter a bitch to her face, and I can't think of a reason that I would ever refer to her that way anyway. Unless she broke a looking glass and then screamed every night to sleep with a goat that subsequently walked around my bedroom chewed at my fingers and toes. In that case, sitting at a bar with friends explaining my woes with a ukelele, that's exactly what I'd say. It's true that I'm the one that promised her the goat, but she could have just listened when I said "hush, little baby, don't say a word" and NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE FUCKING HAD TO HAPPEN.Chokehold Princess - As a personal preference I don’t care for the use of “bitch” in this way, just seems mean. This song is fun and goofy and I like it, it’s a little too long.
Sorry. It's not easy having a pet goat.