Very Punny April 1 Prefight

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Very Punny April 1 Prefight

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or something
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Post by Kapitano »

I was going to take this fight off. Then you go and post Man Date as a title. I'm thinking...70s HiNRG disco with ten-foot glitterballs and pink strobing.

(Though Digital Chimera is a damn good title too. Just not nearly as camp.)
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Post by MintyHandy »

Toy Puddle? I refuse to do another kid-themed song this time, but I can hear a chorus with a child accusing their toys of creating the puddle of urine on his bedroom floor...

"Toys did it, toys did it, did it did it, toys, toys, piddle puddle toys did it, did it, did."

I need to get out more.
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Post by Denyer »

HA, HA. MAN DATE.
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Post by toddlans »

yeah thats classic, i might have to give it a shot
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Post by MintyHandy »

if only I could find an audio clip of Bush announcing his "mandate" -- believe me I've tried -- so that I can cut it up with some discussion of the gay marriage ban and see what comes of it...
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Post by jb »

might have more luck with cheney
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Post by nyjm »

would just like everyone to know that this week i'm putting down the guitar and not subjecting you to my voice. testing some new ground.

digital chimera indeed.
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Post by Sober »

Dear Songfight,

I miss you. I'll be coming home soon.

Love,

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PS. You better not have been fucking around while I was gone, or I'll slit your fucking throat

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Post by Leaf »

The Sober Irishman wrote:Dear Songfight,

I miss you. I'll be coming home soon.

Love,

Sober

PS. You better not have been fucking around while I was gone, or I'll slit your fucking throat

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uummm... I was drunk... he forced me... the kids were acting up... It's so hard to survive when you're away. I felt like I had no choice.... I was lonely... it meant nothing to me baby, you're the one I love....
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Post by NeilThrun »

Man date? How can I not write a song about teenage angst and jerking off to pictures of john wayne?
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Post by Leaf »

NeilThrun wrote:Man date? How can I not write a song about teenage angst and jerking off to pictures of john wayne?

Simple. Don't.

Actually, what you described doesn't sound like a date, it sounds like a normal afternoon... although some may substitiute John for ..say Marilyn.

You need to sing about hooking up with John... that'd work better..
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Man Date

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Dave and Jon Corun are in this one.
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I didn't know they took arrest photos at Glamor Shots in Albuquerque. Fancy!
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davecorun wrote:Dave and Jon Corun are in this one.
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Post by Eric Y. »

NeilThrun wrote:a song about teenage angst and jerking off to pictures of john wayne?
how is this different from every other song you've written?
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Post by supernipple »

i see how it is, deleting my post. supernipple is still in the house even without a classic avatar.
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davecorun wrote:Dave and Jon Corun are in this one.
Is it because there are two of you that your avatar is f**king huge?

Welcome back, Dave :)

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Post by nyjm »

argh. this has to be the first time i've been too prolific.

so, dilemma: i have a song of digital chimera and now a man date has sprung to life [yeah, that doesn't sound weird.]

so, uh, prevote? should i give you guys a digital tone poem or the continuing adventures of french johnny cash?

decisions, decisions...
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Post by HeuristicsInc »

i'd go for the tone poem, or maybe you can collaborate with someone on the other song, rather than submit two under the same band name.
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Post by j$ »

Yes, send me the music and you could have a french Johnny Cashpoint instead ... :)
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Post by Daj Werkenhorse 1 »

How often are songs submitted that you can tell have just been ripped off another artist? As in, the music is true, but the words have been changed to rock the songfighting?
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