The Song Fight Excuse List Archive 1

Discuss upcoming, current, and previous song fights.
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I'm just not feeling it.
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Spent too much time feeling it
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Caravan Ray stole my idea and did it better
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I've got blisters on me fingers!
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These people have no taste.
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It was just too much of a good thing
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I had wicked bad cramps.
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Somebody on the message boards was mean.
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The Song Fight auto-reply message offended me.

(We actually got a post here once by somebody who was offended by the auto-reply after having sent a site-correction to fightmaster. It was along the lines of "I was just trying to help and you insulted me!")
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My computer ate my project files.
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I had an amazeballs chorus, but couldn't figure out a third verse
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My boss says, "No dice, son, you gotta work late."
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"I had a cold."
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Octothorpe won last week so this whole thing is corrupt
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I lost my short term memory . . .wait, what was the question?
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still haven't really started yet, and there's not enough time left ... ok, I guess there is.
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"This isn't really song fight, anyway. More like Production Fight."
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Could not find a shoe to poop in.
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Hurricane.
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Mike Lamb wrote:Could not find a shoe to poop in.
ON, Mike. ON a shoe.
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And of course, the ever popular, "I accidentally put a hole in my hand while trying to cut the pit out of an avocado, causing long-term nerve damage." :lol:

Incidentally, "Suitcase" marks the first time since the accident that I've played guitar on one of my own songs. It was painful, and I'm a little rusty (not that I was ever a guitar master before...), but I'm tired of lame excuses.
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I had plenty of time, I just couldn't be arsed.
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