My First Rodeo

[j$]

My First Rodeo
by Johnny Cashpoint
Feaures a sample from Kongbalong's 'Jamuary 2023 - 6"

I have got myself
Out of the bad place
I had got into
You should be oh so very pleased

You have tried to kill
Me, but you have failed
Dont you worry, i'll
Put you at your ease, tonight, (yes, please)

This is my first rodeo
Where things go, well, I don't know
Take it fast, 'cos life runs slow
Drown me out with audio

Sad songs and grey skies.
I am getting quite
Upset thinking on
About poor Michael (poor Michael)

Making a loud sound
Is the only way
To get my cold heart
Beating, starting, throbbing (vital!)

This is my first rodeo
When things go well, I just don't know
Mommy dearest, Tally Ho!
Drown me out with the radio

Firing up the dynamo
Drown me out with the radio
Well here comes grief and here we go -
Here comes grief and here we go ...

(R.I.P. Michael Palmer 1959-2022)

[Paco Del Stinko]

My First Rodeo - Paco del Stinko

It was at Tingley Coliseum 'bout Ninety-Five or Ninety-Six
I went to see Willie Nelson with my mother and my sis
The room was full of dirt oh boy don't you know
And if you wanted to see Willie well first came the rodeo

Rodeo rodeo yippy yay and dosey-do
Guys and gals with cowboy hats
Boots and spurs and assless chaps
See the bull see the horse
Watch them run around the course
Rodeo rodeo
Come on down and off we go

A bunch of barrels and horses run around
Timed it with a clock and the fastest was found
Then a bull came out with a guy on its back
He got tossed into the ground he landed face down flat

I didn't have nothing against it
It was new to me
I guess I wasn't enchanted
But was I supposed to be

Roped some baby cows right around the neck
Let out a big yee-haw just like the Wild West
I didn't understand it all but it sure moved fast
While that was my first rodeo it just might be my last

My first rodeo - Yippy-yo

[Pigfarmer Jr]

My First Rodeo
Pigfarmer Jr

It's not the first time that I've been hurt
And it won't be the last
She can't help but remind me of the past

It's not the first time she said goodbye
It's not the first time she's run
Just don't ask me to forgive her for what she's done

They say you gotta get back on your horse
Whenever you get bucked off
You know, this isn't my first rodeo
But when will the bucking horse stop?

It's not the first time I've broke down and cried
Because a woman hurt me
So if you see my crying here, just let me be

They say you gotta get back on your horse
Whenever you get bucked off
You know, this isn't my first rodeo
But when will the bucking horse stop?

[MellyP]

the mellfire trifecta

Not My First Rodeo

Sign on the line and pay what you owe
There’s nothing you can do for her
Stand to the side if you can’t move on
We’ve got a lot of work to do

No time to grieve at the funeral home
(As cemeteries overflow)
We’ll tell the world that it’s under control
How would they ever know?

Now we spin
Hand me down my storyboards
Let no light in
It’s not my first rodeo

The West reprimands
But we understand
No one’s immune
To Beijing’s plan

Now we spin
Hand me down my storyboards
Let no light in
It’s not my first rodeo
Where you been?
This is on a need-to-know
You’ll fall in
It’s not my first rodeo