Whiskey Drinker

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Whiskey Drinker

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Whiskey Drinker - Paco del Stinko

Sittin' kickin' dirt 'til our buddy comes along
Feelings don't get hurt we all sing the same old song
And we'll slap him on the back and pass his bottle on

Whiskey drinker don't you take your bottle home (We love whiskey)
Whiskey drinker don't leave us all alone
Cos we're gonna get high tonight


Some one lit the fire now we're all so warm inside
Flyin' ever higher we're on a rocket ride
We're gonna shoot up to the moon and we just won't be denied

Whiskey drinker don't you take your bottle home (We love whiskey)
Whiskey drinker don't leave us all alone
Cos we're gonna get high tonight


We're all doing fine - We're so high (Xs 4)

Someone had to fight now our buddie's going home
That shit just ain't right back down through the ozone
We got left so high and dry like a dog without his bone

Whiskey drinker why'd you take your bottle home (We love whiskey)
Whiskey drinker why'd you leave us all alone
Cos now we won't get high tonight
Bringin' the stink since 2006.
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Re: Whiskey Drinker

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Lone Star Saloon near sunset
We seen a cloud of dust come down the trail
Big hairy guy all dressed in gray
Riding a pair of metal wheels
He chained them to the hitching post
Said, “I’ve got a dreadful thirst”
Longhorn Luke said “Stranger, you want a shot of whisky
Gotta get thru me, first.”

The stranger said
I ain’t no whisky drinker
I prefer sarsaparilla
Don’t ride no horse, I got a bike
I look like a gorilla
When you look big and stupid
Pays to be sober and alert
All you rednecks just back down
And nobody gets hurt

Longhorn Luke spat tobacco juice
Those be fighting words where I come from
The stranger punched Luke in the face
Knocked him out cold, said “That was dumb”
The others rushed him with bottles and knives
He knocked them out. “Kid you wanna fight?”
I looked up from my guitar and said “Welcome to the Lone Star Saloon”
My mother taught me to be polite

CH Whisky drinkers won’t back down
Always end up hurt

He looked at me and said,
“Hey kid, you like sarsaparilla?”
I said “Never tried it, sir”
He said “Well, it won’t kill ya”
We sat at the bar and drank a few
He joked about entertaining angels
Then he hopped on his bike
And rode into the night

[interlude]

I wish I could say the guys at the Lone Star Saloon became polite, or at least more cautious
I guess it’s hard to learn new things when you’ve got brains of sausage
At nights when it’s just me and my guitar and a frosty sarsaparilla
I remember what the angel said

CH Whisky drinkers won’t back down Always end up hurt
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Re: Whiskey Drinker

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Whiskey Drinker - Octothorpe

One becomes two
Two becomes four
Not under the table
So give me some more

Have another drink
Until I cannot think
Now I'm in a gutter
And boy do I stink

(Chorus)
Lips that touch whiskey
Will never touch mine
Not 'til just around
Closing time
I was raised to
Be a good girl
Someday I may
give that a whirl

Give me a shot of whiskey
And a shot of gin
I know what you are thinking
It's doing me in

I really don't care
I really don't care
I am gonna change...
My underwear!

(Chorus)

You say I should quit
Drinking so darn much
I'm not gonna quit
You're so out of touch

Everything is great
Everything is fine
Here's me cutting back --
Pour me some wine!
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Whiskey Drinker
by Jerkatorium

(verse 1)
i’ll tell you a story
you’ve heard it a hundred times
it’s got drunken glory
with misdemeanors and crimes
your buddies begged you please
one night in a cocktail bar
put down those daiquiris
girl drinks won’t get you too far

(chorus 1)
you’re a whiskey drinker now
drink like a hipster now
you’re a whiskey drinker now
your chest hair’s thicker now
single malt’s our new default
it’s top shelf and so highbrow
you’re a whiskey drinker now

(verse 2)
never drank much whiskey
never neat or on the rocks
not exactly tasty
smells just like old gym socks
but we keep on drinkin’
the most fun with your clothes on
you remember thinkin’
tastes better as time goes on

(chorus 2)
you’re a whiskey drinker now
your face looks pinker now
you’re a whiskey drinker now
how many fingers now?
Jameson’s our new best friend
let’s all have another round
you’re a whiskey drinker now

(verse 3)
it got a bit crazy
that night when we left the bar
it’s all kinda hazy
bright lights and a police car
woke up in the drunk tank
the jailor said cordially
it’s whiskey you should thank
charged drunk and disorderly

(chorus 3)
you’re a whiskey drinker now
a little bit dimmer now
you’re a whiskey drinker now
never been sicker now
yesterday drank chardonnay
tomorrow won’t leave the couch
you’re a whiskey drinker now

(bridge)
Jack and Jim and Jameson
Johnny, Glen, and Mark
Bourbon, Scotch, Canadian
Crown and Cutty Sark
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Whiskey Drinker (by Macaque Attack)

(Verse 1)
Bite on my lips,
Honey on my tongue,
Sting in my throat,
Hope it lingers long,

Give me bourbon,
Give me rye,
100% proof,
To numb my mind

(Chorus)
Oh the pain, ( Make it go away, make it go away)
Oh the pain, ( Make it go away, make it go away)
The secrets I keep, the things that I've seen are burning,
Oh the pain, ( Make it go away, make it go away)
Oh the pain, ( Make it go away, make it go away)
The secrets I keep, the things that I've seen are burning me

(Verse 2)
Single or blended,
I don't much care,
Even take moonshine,
To get me there,

A theatre of horrors,
Plays in my brain
Send me to sleep,
My golden flame
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