Theme Song Fight 2017

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Theme Song Fight 2017

Postby jb » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:07 pm

Place lyrics here.
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Re: Theme Song Fight 2017

Postby jb » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:08 pm

The Ballad of Paco Del Stinko
By JB

Who has the licks
That sunder all the chicks
From their hard-won
Self integrity?

Who makes the jams
That quiver all the gams
At the first note struck
With such alacrity?

Who strums the chord
That even him the Lord
Can’t stop from shouting
O great good god damn!?

Let me tell you son
I’ve seen the smoking gun
And the hand that wields it
Oh my little lamb

CHORUS 2x OR FOREVER YOUR CHOICE
He’s Paco del Stinko
Wields an axe of stone
Shreds the stuff of ether
Just as well as bone

He’s Paco del Stinko
Fast as thought itself
Dapper as a daisy
Handsome as an elf

His thoughts are erudite
His biceps thick as thighs
The world you think you know
Was his from the word go

Don’t worry your dear heart
His peace he finds in art
He’s Paco of the STI-N-K-Ooooo
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Re: Theme Song Fight 2017

Postby fluffy » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:10 pm

Sockpuppet: Boffo Yux Dudes
Boffo Yux!
Protectors of the city
Boffo Yux!
From tree they rescue kitty
Boffo Yux!
Everything they do is something that is making something in the world be good

Boffo Yux!
Some hella fine dancers
Boffo Yux!
They always know the answers
Boffo Yux!
Always making music that is fun about the things they think to do they should

They’re making music all the time
For SpinTunes and sidefights that’s fine
Someday they might enter into the main Song Fight
Maybe put their ass on the line

Boffo Yux!
They’re smart and they are witty
Boffo Yux!
Attractive and so pretty
Boffo Yux!
When they do their thing they do it when the time is right the only time that’s right is now

Boffo Yux!
From a town in Massachusetts
Methuen!
You wear the shoe ‘cause it fits
Boffo Yux!
I hope that they will someday play the pipe organ there made by Walcker Orgelbau

Who are they? I want to know about them
Are they straight or gay? Or maybe panromantic and
asexual, or maybe they are sexual for me
Tell me something!

Who are they? I am not one to argue but they
Will not say anything who are you I would
Like to know, anything about them
Anything!

Boffo Yux
They are a bunch of dudes
Boffo Yux
Purveyor of fine foods
Boffo Yux
I really don’t know much about them but what I do know is that they are okay

Boffo Yux
Protectors of the city
Boffo Yux
From tree they rescue kitty
Boffo Yux
Everything they do is something that is making something that will save the day
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Re: Theme Song Fight 2017

Postby Jerkatorium » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:14 pm

The John Benjamin Band Theme
by Jerkatorium

The name comes up
in your iTunes playlist
And you know you’re fuckin’ in for it now
You’re tired of listenin’ to buffoons
Now you’re in for awesome tunes

That name pops up
on the SongFight front page
And you know he’s gonna crush it somehow
And you’ve been waiting far too long
for another awesome song

Goddamn The John Benjamin Band
Is comin’ at you like a wrecking ball
A hundred thousand billion songs
And you’re guaranteed to love them all

Chorus:
The man, the music, the legend
John Benjamin Band, The John Benjamin Band
The legend, the music, the man
The John Benjamin Band, The John Benjamin Band

You see that stupid red robot logo
And you know you’re fuckin’ in for it now
It’s gonna blow your mind away
You’ll listen every day, all day

At Johnorama dot com there’s an update
AND I'M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT RIGHT NOW
And if you download every file
You can bliss out for a while

Goddamn The John Benjamin Band
Is gonna blow your socks right off
The music reaches right out and grabs you
Gonna make you turn your head and cough

Chorus

Bridge:
He crosses all genres
and double-entendres
And maybe
It answers the joke
What if Bjork and Phil Ochs
Had a baby
And named it J.B.?

Chorus x2
"Yes, I am a Muppet with B.O.; this song speaks to me." - Manhattan Glutton
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Re: Theme Song Fight 2017

Postby j$ » Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:21 am

(Got to Be) Jerkatorium! By the Johnny Cashpoint

Votes are in, we know who'll win -
There's no point even scoring 'em -
Just declare a moratorium
It's going to be Jerkatorium.

Top notch tunes to make us swoon,
They are constant valedictorians,
Never seems to get too boring for 'em.
Jerkatorium, Jerkatorium.

The songs they make always sound great -
We're just imploring 'em to make even more of 'em;
And though it sounds like they're twenty four of them,
There's only two in Jerkatorium.

Sometimes they do Reggae. More often they do not.
Tight and shiny harmonies, bouncy, bouncy pop.
Either on their own or sometimes with Micah's accordians -
Jerkatorium! Jerkatorium!

And if you find that you're abhorring 'em, then you belong in a sanatorium
Jerkatorium! Jerkatorium!
They're far too shiny for ignoring 'em, they must be infused with midichlorians
Jerkatorium! Jerkatorium!
And our future pop historians will take much care in storing 'em in top pop shop emporium
Jerkatorium! Jerkatorium!
Who's the best out of the all of 'em? here we are in total accord-ium -
It's got to be Jerkatorium!
Lester Bangs is still dead.

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